Goatwack's dirty little secret...

[ladyhawke]

Found the following in the Daily Mail's UK comments section. If this doesn't sound like something our very own pun-master would write, then Bob is definitely my uncle.

"The cheese song was grate, but it nearly drove me emmental. The person who wrote it is probably famous but I wouldn't know them from Edam. Unfortunately, my doctor told me not to eat cheese, 'If you do', he said, 'You will Croque, Monsieur'."

C'mon Goatwack - own up.

 

[Nate]

Only Goatee can be so cheesy...

Nate

 

[goatwack]

As a roule, I can't deny they're gouda.

Just not brielliant

 

[ladyhawke]

For a moment, thought I had cotija you, but if you are not going to feta up, then I guess there is a goatwacky #2 out there in the ether, somewhere. Your twin perhaps?

 

[goatwack]

For a moment, thought I had cotija you, but if you are not going to feta up, then I guess there is a goatwacky #2 out there in the ether, somewhere. Your twin perhaps?

Oh paese, no one would dare be that stupid.

This person is at least two pay grades above me