General Election 2019 thread

[Kroffe]

I don't know, what is that, some quirky foreign thing

Prosciutto is an

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that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked; this style is called prosciutto crudo in Italian (or simply crudo) and is distinguished from cooked ham,

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Its the best ham. Would make a fine PM.

 

[goatwack]

I think Poch'd be for great certain parties. He could make Labour adopt a high-pressing game

 

[goatwack]

Prosciutto is an

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that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked; this style is called prosciutto crudo in Italian (or simply crudo) and is distinguished from cooked ham,

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Its the best ham. Would make a fine PM.

Thankyou. I've taken Mr. Prosciutto to my heart now

 

[ESCJAMIE]

@steveh35
You are Just as bad as

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[goatwack]

I can confirm that Tory Checker is 100% not likely to be accurate

 

[steveh35]

Another boob by Corbyn

 

[Kroffe]

Another boob by Corbyn

Haha, what the hell.
Its not like she was signaling for a high-five anyway. Was he just going to smash her finger?

 

[dunover]

The 'crooked glasses' debate was crap. Most media state Johnson shaded it, but he should've refused to carry on until Corbyn stated categorically whether he's a leaver or remain supporter. His voters don't know, his party don't know and the 5+ million Labour 'leave' voters sure as hell don't.

Then the next subject up was "Why don't people trust politicians.."

You couldn't make it up.

Cameron openly supported remain prior to the referendum and allowed his party a free choice, so Gove, Raab, Rees-Mogg and Johnson supported leave.

May supported leave despite being a remainer herself.

Strugeon supports remain.

The Greenies support remain.

Swindleson supports remain without even any debate on revoking A50.

Johnson and the DUP/UUP support leave.

Corbyn....well take a guess, toss a coin.

 

[dunover]

Another boob by Corbyn

He must've felt a right tit!

 

[steveh35]

He must've felt a right tit!

There's plenty of them in the Labour party

 

[steveh35]

Once upon a time in a land far far away a little bearded man found some magic beans along with his Unite friends he planted the beans in a magic forest, he poured some nationalised water on the beans, there was a huge flash and bang and the beans grew into first a magic money tree, then a whole magic money forest with money on every branch.

The bearded man used this money to buy all the business that live in the far far away land and drove all the businessmen out of the land and made all the people of the country work for him and him only, except the bearded man's Unite friends told the people not to work and to strike and far far away land became a nasty place to live as no one could do anything as everyone was on strike.

 

[steveh35]

Seeing the Labour MP's on itv news made me feel sick they really are sycophants and not in reality.

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[goatwack]

Yes! Let's nationalize everything and go back 30 years in time!!

 

[dunover]

And all the little workers lived happily ever after.

Well, they didn't. You see the all the extra police, prison officers, teachers, builders, social workers soon found themselves unpaid when the government went broke, and those who did get paid found their money worthless as hyper-inflation took hold. The govt. couldn't pay them as they had no taxes coming in due to the income-generator known as the hated private sector having moved abroad shut up shop. The IMF came in to bail them out but discovered the gold reserves had been flogged and the Pound was worthless.

All the wealth creators had run for their lives as the Marxists sought to relieve them of their wages and company profits via kleptomaniacal levels of taxation.

Corbyn the Cretin soon realized what a 17-year old economics student could have told him - kill the golden goose and ….

Then people saw sense and elected a different government, but they found they couldn't give all the worker drones a nice little present because the majority of the diminished national income was being spent servicing the interest on the colossal debts Santa Corbyn had run up, and would be for years to come.

So all the poor workers looked wistfully back to the days of austerity after the last Labour recession in 2008 when they had less Pounds in their pocket but could buy more.

 

[steveh35]

Let's open today's door on Santa Corbyn's advent calendar:

Santa Corbyn announces that behind the door today is compensation of £58bn to all the women who lost money when the retirement aged was raised to 65.

Let's see what a shake of the magic money forest gives us tomorrow.

 

[goatwack]

Will his festive empty promises and wonderment ever end?

Santa's going to be right peeved when he discovers he's found a credible rival

 

[cncas2123]

Let's open today's door on Santa Corbyn's advent calendar:

Santa Corbyn announces that behind the door today is compensation of £58bn to all the women who lost money when the retirement aged was raised to 65.

Let's see what a shake of the magic money forest gives us tomorrow.

This should seriously strike fear into anyone working and earning more than £40K per year as Labour is going to tax the hell out of anyone with the audacity to work hard and want to earn a decent living......

 

[goatwack]

This should seriously strike fear into anyone working and earning more than £40K per year as Labour is going to tax the hell out of anyone with the audacity to work hard and want to earn a decent living......

What you talking about sir. When (if) they get in, I'll be floating to my employer, resignation letter in hand. Because that is who Labour reward......

Let's rock & roll people whoo!

 

[steveh35]

With three weeks still to go there is only one way the Cons can go seeing this lead so far out may not be good news, it might bring apathy from Tory voters.

 

[goatwack]

I think I'm sold by what Jimmy Krankie just proposed, namely to simply scrap the Trident programme.

I mean why not undo the billions spent on it thus far, with her aligning with Labour's 'vision' we could just get rid of any protection, and get rid of our Armed Forces.

After all, soldiers shmoldiers. Peace out!

 

[goatwack]

Finally, finally, Corbyn's answered whether he's Leave or Remain

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[dunover]

Finally, finally, Corbyn's answered whether he's Leave or Remain

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Err....I'll sit on the fence until my balls ache or I can tell which way the wind's blowing....

 

[dunover]

BTW, @ChopleyIOM made assertions that after Brexit industries would make a stampede to leave the UK, despite not knowing what the Brexit negotiations would actually result in in terms of deals and markets. Project fear.

If however, he really wants to see something which will make industry leave the UK, reduce their tax contribution to the UK economy and take jobs with them (aside from Sturgeon's disarmament lunacy) then big companies are already exiting NOW just in case the even bigger lunatic from Labour gets in.

I find it bizarre that a person can be so opposed to Brexit on the grounds of possible economic damage yet support a 1970's Marxist throwback whose policies would cause certain economic annihilation.

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[sledge13]

Here are the Labour promising Brexit and the end of freedom of movement 50 times....from Corbyn to Karmer, Abbott to Thornberry, a disgraceful bunch who turned their back on millions who voted for them.

A disgraceful set of liars, the Labour party are finished.

 

[steveh35]

Boris' new catchphrase "let's be Corbyn neutral by Christmas".

 

[goatwack]

Nothing will ever beat D.U.D.E

 

[steveh35]

Energy companies have set up offshore holding companies to protect themselves from Labour's nationalisation plans.

The National Grid, SSE, Yorkshire Water and Anglian Water have all set up these companies to protect it's investors.

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[goatwack]

That's ok, Labour will just grow new ones using the Magical Money Tree seeds

 

[dunover]

Energy companies have set up offshore holding companies to protect themselves from Labour's nationalisation plans.

The National Grid, SSE, Yorkshire Water and Anglian Water have all set up these companies to protect it's investors.

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I take it you missed that bbc link in a post above?

 

[goatwack]

Labour to force developers to build at least 50,000 discount homes for first-time buyers.

Flipping hell, not content with a free lunch pledge for all, they've now added an extra slot in everyone's advent calendar by solving the housing crisis overnight!

Next up: world hunger

 

[Kroffe]

Labour to force developers to build at least 50,000 discount homes for first-time buyers.

Flipping hell, not content with a free lunch pledge for all, they've now added an extra slot in everyone's advent calendar by solving the housing crisis overnight!

Next up: world hunger

Are they really gonna implement world hunger?
Because i refuse to take part in that!

 

[goatwack]

 

[Kroffe]

Love the jokes in Police squad and the Naked gun movies.
Leslie Nielsen is king of deadpan humour.

 

[dunover]

Speaking of films - if Corbyn gets in, or is the leader of the Coalition of Doom with the LD's and/or SNP then you will really be waking up on Friday 13th, to well Friday The 13th. Your Nightmare Before Christmas will have begun, only it'll be every Christmas for at least the next 5 years.

Oh! Before I forget, like the BBC conveniently forgot to report on their news last week (Shock! Horror!) anti-white racist Diane Abbott (shadow Home Secretary) of the Mathematicians Guild, well her charming son was true to form. I see the apple didn't fall far from the tree there....

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Funny that the search doesn't bring up any BBC results on the first page? I hope Johnson scraps the TV Tax when he gets in, so the Blatantly Biased Corporation will only be funded by the minority that swallow this Guardianista stance.

 

[goatwack]

As much as we may all have differing political views on this thread, and may disagree on certain things, in this festive time of year I want people to come together and know that I despise them equally

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[steveh35]

ITN at it again after Channel 4 werereported to Ofcom for being anti Tory (only 1 member of Channel 4 news team is a tory and the gimmick with the ice sculpture, ITN (itv news) have tried to get Boris to look at a photo of a sick child in an nhs hospital, Boris refused and took the camera off the itv news reporter and put it in his pocket.

Needless to say Corbyn and Soubry have been calling him all the names under the sun.

I hope Ofcom have a full inquiry into ITN's reporting this election.

 

[dunover]

The BBC (Broadcasting on Behalf of Corbyn) did actually report the damning Ashworth conversation where he called his own Leader Corbyn a 'threat to national security' and 'a liability'. The ITV newsreader could barely conceal her laughter when introducing the film of Ashworth denying he was serious and Corbyn saying it was 'in jest'. How dim do they think people are?

 

[TheAddict]

You actually took the time to watch or read a BBC news report?

 

[dunover]

You actually took the time to watch or read a BBC news report?

Did you have to lower the tone of this highbrow political debate like that?

 

[Kroffe]

Woah, i think you and i have had the same art-teacher.
Excellent work!

 

[goatwack]

Hope everyone's very excited, for today's the day we see people flock to vote! For a Hung Parliament!

 

[ESCJAMIE]

Hope everyone's very excited, for today's the day we see people flock to vote! For a Hung Parliament!

Labour voter here, But I truly can not see how the CONS will not have ATLEAST 20+ Majority, Unless the young voters all come out and who is around 80% likely to vote labour/libdems there is 99% going to be a conservative majority which makes me sick to think people think the last 9 years of cuts and austerity have been acceptable.

 

[goatwack]

Labour voter here, But I truly can not see how the CONS will not have ATLEAST 20+ Majority, Unless the young voters all come out and who is around 80% likely to vote labour/libdems there is 99% going to be a conservative majority which makes me sick to think people think the last 9 years of cuts and austerity have been acceptable.

The polls have been baffling to say the least, I'm not placing any emphasis on them, that's for sure. I wouldn't be surprised if we get yet another mess of a result that doesn't resolve anything to be honest

 

[dunover]

Good news, it's a vile weather day, rain and wind. This tends to keep students and Labour voters indoors. The prosperous have cars.

We can avoid the neo-Marxist kleptocracy yet....

 

[shadow123]

Always think its a bit sad how a large proportion of voters are so polarised towards parties according
to their background and traditional attitudes with out really thinking through the realities.
Basically if you are a student, are jobless or on benifits or come from a working class area you vote
Labour.If you have managed to achieve something in life,own your home through your own efforts
and stand on your own 2 feet you vote Conservative,It goes a lot deeper than that, we all have the same
opportunies when starting out in life, you make your own way without the help of politicians.

 

[Matti]

Please vote for the conservatives today! Then I can buy tax free whisky at Heathrow again.

 

[dealer wins]

God help us if Labour win today, it will literally be the end of the UK as we know it, and the poorest will suffer the most in the end!

 

[Luckyscouser45]

Labour all the way for me. I mean how is it acceptable for Corbyn to be labelled a racist when Boris Johnson has said some extremely racist things he’s never held accountable for his actions. I couldn’t think of anything worse than Boris Johnson being our elected prime minister.

 

[Luckyscouser45]

God help us if Labour win today, it will literally be the end of the UK as we know it, and the poorest will suffer the most in the end!

Hahahaha Hahahaha you’ve got to be joking!! The tories have ruined the most vulnerable in society with there 9 years of cuts and austerity and you have the audacity to say labour are the same? Scary how deluded you sound

 

[sledge13]

Because labour have a 99% 4 million muslim vote, that is why they are the antisemitic party, we all know what Islam wants to do to Israel etc, go ahead vote for the hate filled Labour party, make sure you buy a koran while you at it...