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- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Friday The 13th Short Jokes
Q: Why don't Americans worry about Friday the 13th?
A: After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
Q. What's the first thing a sorority girl does when she wakes up on Friday the 13th?
A. Walks home.
Q: How is the Freddy Krueger like George W Bush?
A: They're both famous for scaring the shit out of people!
Q: What does a Redneck woman say after sex on Friday the 13th?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Q: It's Friday the 13th. Do you have any superstitions?
A: I think it's unlucky to have superstitions.
Q: Why don't gingers play hide and seek on Friday the 13th?
A: No one would look for them.
Q: What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up on Friday the 13th?
A: Nothing, she's dead
Q: Why aren't people afraid of Friday the 13th?
A: The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns aren't cut. Everyday is Friday the 13th in America now.
Q: What song does Jason Vorhees sing on Friday th 13th?
A: "Takin Care of Business"
Q: Why don't Americans worry about Friday the 13th?
A: After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
Q. What's the first thing a sorority girl does when she wakes up on Friday the 13th?
A. Walks home.
Q: How is the Freddy Krueger like George W Bush?
A: They're both famous for scaring the shit out of people!
Q: What does a Redneck woman say after sex on Friday the 13th?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Q: It's Friday the 13th. Do you have any superstitions?
A: I think it's unlucky to have superstitions.
Q: Why don't gingers play hide and seek on Friday the 13th?
A: No one would look for them.
Q: What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up on Friday the 13th?
A: Nothing, she's dead
Q: Why aren't people afraid of Friday the 13th?
A: The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns aren't cut. Everyday is Friday the 13th in America now.
Q: What song does Jason Vorhees sing on Friday th 13th?
A: "Takin Care of Business"
