Forum story

[Seventh777]

Nearly every forum I use has one of these, and they can become very funny and outrageously surreal, but nonetheless they always put a smile on your face .

The rules are very simple, copy paste the story so far and add your own 4 words (no more, no less), i`ll start us off with the obligatory........

Once upon a time........

 

[The Dude]

Once upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat...

 

[steveh35]

Once Upon a time Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider....

 

[Seventh777]

Once Upon a time Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...

 

[jetset]

Once Upon a time Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly

 

[dazlazz]

Once Upon a time Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet

 

[funeral979]

Once Upon a time Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first

 

[The Dude]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional

 

[BingoT]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and

 

[pevangel]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging

 

[Seventh777]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing

 

[chayton]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny

 

[The Dude]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a...

 

[sparkles]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman

 

[chayton]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned. Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up

 

[The Dude]

she crooned. Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up

ENHHH - You lose - that's more than four words.

 

[rockycatt]

Once upon a time

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned. Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink
__________________

 

[jetset]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying I've never seen

 

[Seventh777]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying I've never seen a woman with three...

 

[rainmaker]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan...

 

[The Dude]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you...

 

[ksech]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like...

 

[chayton]

ENHHH - You lose - that's more than four words.

sorry I wasn't paying attention. Now I have to miss a whole bunch of turns.

 

[The Dude]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul."

 

[Seventh777]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow

 

[rainmaker]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up

 

[jetset]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac

 

[gloria460]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants

 

[Seventh777]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox

 

[jetset]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to

 

[chayton]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual

 

[rainmaker]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just

 

[jetset]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to

 

[Nifty29]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets

 

[Seventh777]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down

 

[ksech]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of...

 

[colly]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends

 

[chayton]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies')

 

[Seventh777]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered

 

[gloria460]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and

 

[Seventh777]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated `Spreadsheets won`t help

 

[colly]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated `Spreadsheets won`t help,this situation calls for

 

[BingoT]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated `Spreadsheets won`t help,this situation calls for Kasino King to wear

 

[chayton]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated `Spreadsheets won`t help,this situation calls for Kasino King to wear his famous gold sequined

 

[colly]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated `Spreadsheets won`t help,this situation calls for Kasino King to wear his famous gold sequined mankini with built in

 

[ksech]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated `Spreadsheets won`t help,this situation calls for Kasino King to wear his famous gold sequined mankini with built in cupholders for the man

 

[gloria460]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated Spreadsheets won`t help,this situation calls for Kasino King to wear his famous gold sequined mankini with built in cupholders for the man who has everything in

 

[colly]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated Spreadsheets won`t help,this situation calls for Kasino King to wear his famous gold sequined mankini with built in cupholders for the man who has everything. Inspired by this BingoT

 

[pevangel]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated Spreadsheets won`t help,this situation calls for Kasino King to wear his famous gold sequined mankini with built in cupholders for the man who has everything. Inspired by this BingoT put his sequined mankini

 

[ksech]

Once Upon a time, Seventh777 ate a goat while playing Tomb Raider, mmmm, funny tasting kebab...good with mint jelly,rushed to the toilet. This was his first date with a professional toilet bowl plunger and Stripper with tossels hanging, and she was wearing a gorilla mask and a long shiny microphone. "Sing me a... song your the Pianoman" she crooned.

Seventh777 stared at her in disbelief as he picked up a beer to drink, saying "I've never seen a woman with three portrait tattoos of Bryan that move when you swing your hips like the Godfather of soul." , Seventh777 raised an eyebrow when Maxd suddently popped up, attired in a lilac shirt, silver sequined pants, and zip-up rubber sox.

"I am here to host the 12th annual fetish awards. I just lurrrrve to oil up small ferrets, and drop them down into the front of my very close friends (and sometimes, my enemies').

Suddenly, Kasino King entered, analyzed the situation and stated Spreadsheets won`t help,this situation calls for Kasino King to wear his famous gold sequined mankini with built in cupholders for the man who has everything. Inspired by this BingoT put his sequined mankini on his head and