Christmas Turkey Tip

Step 1 - buy the turkey
Step 2 - have a glass of wine
Step 3 - stuff the turkey
Step 4 - have a glass of wine
Step 5 - put turkey in oven
Step 6 - relax and have a glass of wine
Step 7 - turk the bastey
Step 8 - wine another glass of get
Step 9 - hunt for meat thermometer
Step 10 - glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11 - bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12 - take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13 - tet the sable
Step 14 - grab another wottle of bine
15 - turk the carvey

Holly happidays!
 

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