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I didn't find a current thread in jokes or attic so let's add some humour to the holidays. I'll start us off .
Three men die on Christmas Eve (don't be sad..it was in the throes of passion...they'd have wanted to go that way).
They all find themselves at the pearly gates nekkid waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.
The first man frantically thinks then remembers around his neck is a wreath of some mistletoe from getting frisky with the missus, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in. (it's best not to ask where he had it stashed).
The third man begins to panic...then slowly unfurls his fist where he has a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do THESE represent Christmas?"
The man shrugged and responded, "They're Carol's."
Three men die on Christmas Eve (don't be sad..it was in the throes of passion...they'd have wanted to go that way).
They all find themselves at the pearly gates nekkid waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.
The first man frantically thinks then remembers around his neck is a wreath of some mistletoe from getting frisky with the missus, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in. (it's best not to ask where he had it stashed).
The third man begins to panic...then slowly unfurls his fist where he has a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do THESE represent Christmas?"
The man shrugged and responded, "They're Carol's."