Birthday Reminder !

[jas2587]

This week we celebrate a special birthday:

Monica Lewinsky turns 44.

Can you believe it?

It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around the White House
on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast ....

Cindy

 

[secret2]

This week we celebrate a special birthday:

It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around the White House
on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth.
They grow up so fast ....

Cindy

OMG! Funny as hell! Thanks for the first laugh of the day.:notworthy

 

[BingoT]

And she said..........

 

[klara1968]

violet GAP

Violet dress.
Ultra violet dress.
Ultra light violet dress.

And do'nt forget to send the BILL...

 

[Casinomeister]

These jokes suck.

 

[slotheadlizard]

The big one

 

[Jasminebed]

I remember at the time of the incident Bill Mahr on Politically Incorrect said in defence of Bill Clinton's statement that he had not had sex with this woman:

"If you asked a woman how many men she had had sex with, she would not include the men she had just blown."

Watched Religulous this past weekend. Very entertaining documentary.

 

[maxd]

Bill Maher,

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36 Random Thoughts, stolen from the web, edited for those of us with better things to do.

1. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
3. The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
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11. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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13. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
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17. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
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21. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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24. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
25. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
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28. A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
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36. With all the advances in modern medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.