Attention casino reps: urgent

Happy Birthday in advance, im flying out again on Tuesday :)
 
Just making you aware guys in advance it’s my birthday on Tuesday.
I know my huge gifts will take some planning so just giving you the heads up so you have plenty of time to organise things. :)
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Just making you aware guys in advance it’s my birthday on Tuesday.
I know my huge gifts will take some planning so just giving you the heads up so you have plenty of time to organise things. :)
Don't expect much.
From the 30-40 casinos I regularly played at last year, this is what I got, back in December

10 free spins from Royal Panda (Only wagerable with cash)
58 free spins from Stakers (Fairly dodgy site)
$20 NDB from Casinoval (No uk license)

Which is probably why I'm now down to about 10 regular site, and even that is getting less and less as I constantly fail to even double a deposit (L&L brands being the worst).

Thankfully, I'm quite happy to walk away from it all. I doubt I'll miss it that much :)
 
Don't expect much.
From the 30-40 casinos I regularly played at last year, this is what I got, back in December

10 free spins from Royal Panda (Only wagerable with cash)
58 free spins from Stakers (Fairly dodgy site)
$20 NDB from Casinoval (No uk license)

Which is probably why I'm now down to about 10 regular site, and even that is getting less and less as I constantly fail to even double a deposit (L&L brands being the worst).

Thankfully, I'm quite happy to walk away from it all. I doubt I'll miss it that much :)
Well there's no doubting you had a bit of a 'Life-affirming moment' recently so may have re-evaluated priorities, I'd imagine slots aren't one of them!

Plus as you mentioned, it's become boring as sin. I'd have no qualms about binning off gambling these days, it's nowhere near what it once was, plus there's far greater things to be doing.

But you'll still always have that lovely DOA hit :D
 
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Just making you aware guys in advance it’s my birthday on Tuesday.
I know my huge gifts will take some planning so just giving you the heads up so you have plenty of time to organise things. :)

If you leave your email address you could get some e-cards :)
 
Well there's no doubting you had a bit of a 'Life-affirming moment' recently so may have re-evaluated priorities, I'd imagine slots aren't one of them!

Plus as you mentioned, it's become boring as sin. I'd have no qualms about binning of gambling these days, it's nowhere near what it once was, plus there's far greater things to be doing.

But you'll still always have that lovely DOA hit :D

As much as I could kill for a few DoA spins right about now, this has to be an early contender for post of the year :thumbsup:
 
As much as I could kill for a few DoA spins right about now, this has to be an early contender for post of the year :thumbsup:
Pretty good for early Sunday, glaring typo notwithstanding!

I'm fully awake now so it's all downhill from here
 
I remember back in the good old days, casinos used to give out cash and good bonuses on birthdays but not anymore as times are tough now :(

Maybe you could get 10 free spins on Starburst Ben :D
Rumour has it all the reps are quiet as they are having a meeting deciding on what awesome treats to add my casino accounts with.
even videoslots Dan has came out of retirement to help them with it.
 
Rumour has it all the reps are quiet as they are having a meeting deciding on what awesome treats to add my casino accounts with.
even videoslots Dan has came out of retirement to help them with it.
lol, he's still busy working, just over at Pragmatic :p
 
Rumour has it the reps are buying Playford a webcam in secret, but not for nefarious purposes, but to help him 'set up' a 24-hour premium slot streaming service whereby he also gets to have informal chats about Islam!!!

Only thing left to decide is what hat to buy him for his public image, being a slaphead an' all, and what crazy dance routine they've choreographed for him
 

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