Advice for new forum users

[NewOrleans]

Greetings!Perhaps none or some of you are familiar with Bryan's(the godmeister) Web cast,if not you should check out his Web cast on how not to look like a dumb ass in this forum.

Like many forum gods I myself looked like the biggest idiot at some point before I learned that simply spelling I with a capital letter can greatly improve your feedback.All that Bryan says is the truth,if anyone knows a forum "Noob" it's Bryan!
In fact I looked so much like an idiot I just left Casinomeister altogether...
It's not easy as it looks to become a forum "god" and I am far from being a god like Robwin for example.But slowly working my way up instead of digging a hole deeper and deeper until I have to leave this forum.Trust me one wrong post and you can be banned as fast as you made an account here.Whether it will be a permanent ban or not is up to the mighty vortran the protectmeister!And since you will be provoked to post more jibberish after people BASH you,mostlikely you WILL be perma banned.

I hope this can save at least one new member from going through the "dumb ass" phase of his forum posting "career" other than that WELCOME!!!!!!!!And do not post useless clutter.

 

[RobWin]

I'm way far from being any type of "Forum God" JackOfAllSuit, but thanks for the plug anyway my friend...

 

[silcnlayc]

I'm way far from being any type of "Forum God"

Now Rob, stop being so modest..you know all us old ladies got you pic on our desktop as our screensaver...(the manly one you took away)... oooolala....that was a purty picture!

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[brucefinaldi]

If it helps, I prove my stupidity on a daily basis as well, usually with my wife letting me know!

 

[lots0]

I think someones shorts are too tight.

 

[brucefinaldi]

LOL!:notworthy

 

[funky_seagull]

Aye I think I'm one of those folk who writes posts which are like novels...

I've also made a complete twat of myself at times, but what the hell; I don't need to worry about any employer looking up my handle online and nobodies perfect, everybody loses it sometimes, and everybody on the planet is weird and insane, the ones who try to look cool and normal are the most insane.

If I did have an employer looking up my username online like big brother spying on me; I would save them the bother of firing me and walk out anyway, I wouldn't want to work for someone like that...

However one day my son, or grandchildren might look up my usename, and then... oh... I hope the world has ended by then...

 

[NewOrleans]

Most perfectionists are indeed obsessive compulsive(crazy) however business men usually require this quirk if you look at major corporations they all view us as objects or potential property just like a psychotic person would he he!And they are all obsessive about keeping a certain image.

Maybe you do have to be a little crazy to make it in business,one must shut off emotion...And what type of person is best at shutting off emotions?Murderers and psychopaths usually he he!

Or we consume alcohol to shut it off for us if we aren't naturally crazy,explains why business men always have a glass of whiskey near by.

 

[John]

Typing a space after punctuation is a nicety that's far too often missed.

 

[NewOrleans]

Punctuation and all round grammar is important,specially for casino reps and good habit to take on.

But we shouldn't discredit someone simply because he forgets a comma...