Looking completely distraught, he shuffles over to the bar like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders, and drops into a seat. He plonks his head in his hands and sighs loudly.
The barman comes over cautiously, and asks the man what he'll have. The man, without looking up, replies: 'Ten whiskeys!'
Slightly taken aback, the barman asks if he's sure. ''Yeah I'm sure, now line them up!' comes the reply. Not wanting to upset the man any further the barman lines up the drinks, and as quick as he sets them down the man shoots them back, then slumps back into his seat again, sighing.
The barmans worried about the guy so he asks him: 'Hey dude.. are you allright?''. Red eyed, the man looks up at him and says: 'You'd drink like that too if you had what I have''. Fearing the worst, the barman presses on. ''Oh dear, what is it you have? Aids... Cancer?'' . ''No'' the man replies...'' I have about a dollar fifty.''
Ba dum, tish. I'm here all week... try the veal.
The barman comes over cautiously, and asks the man what he'll have. The man, without looking up, replies: 'Ten whiskeys!'
Slightly taken aback, the barman asks if he's sure. ''Yeah I'm sure, now line them up!' comes the reply. Not wanting to upset the man any further the barman lines up the drinks, and as quick as he sets them down the man shoots them back, then slumps back into his seat again, sighing.
The barmans worried about the guy so he asks him: 'Hey dude.. are you allright?''. Red eyed, the man looks up at him and says: 'You'd drink like that too if you had what I have''. Fearing the worst, the barman presses on. ''Oh dear, what is it you have? Aids... Cancer?'' . ''No'' the man replies...'' I have about a dollar fifty.''
Ba dum, tish. I'm here all week... try the veal.
