2020/21 premier league and any football elsewhere discussion

[geordiecolin]

I'm wondering if Lukaku will sign for the toon in the new years transfer market

 

[mack341]

I'm wondering if Lukaku will sign for the toon in the new years transfer market

Would be nice if nufc did a blackburn, scout the lower leagues and craft a team dominated by uk players, or even what keegan did, iirc most of his signings, even the overseas players, worked out well. Lukaku might be good if he fits the gameplan, rather than he's flopped at chelsea so willing to move.

 

[johnnymcc1966]

I hope Newcastle get relegated,Chelsea and Man City too,but failing that Everton will do for now. The disgusting money laundering operation it has become makes me sick to my stomach.

PS,nothing against Geordies as I think they and us scousers are very similar but I just want these filthy,crooked murderers out of the beautiful game of football.

 

[goatwack]

Here we are folks, it's that whimsical, magical time of year, full of wonderment and surprise, where the spirit of giving unites, and binds ?

Yes that's right, it's Transfer Deadline Day, and those Barcelona gits have effectively stolen Aubameyang from Newcastle's desperate clutches, whilst we target Dan Burn. Although we've actually pulled off a bit of a coup in signing highly-coveted Bruno Guimaraes for £40 mil.

Ramsey to Rangers is in the pipeline, as is Alli to Everton, but best bit of business thus far has to be Brentford swooping in for Christian Eriksen - amazing stuff!

Woo!

 

[geordiecolin]

Mason Greenwood to Wormwood Scrubs is in the pipeline so I heard

 

[geordiecolin]

Ramsey to Rangers is in the pipeline,

He will be selling the Pies because he blew his change 30 years ago

 

[goatwack]

Mason Greenwood to Wormwood Scrubs is in the pipeline so I heard

Gotta love that team spirit at United, where Pogba, Rashford and others have 'un-friended' Greenwood on Instagram based on these charges, you know, that concept of innocent before being proven guilty.

Ralf Ragnarok's got quite a job on his hands there it seems

 

[geordiecolin]

Gotta love that team spirit at United, where Pogba, Rashford and others have 'un-friended' Greenwood on Instagram based on these charges, you know, that concept of innocent before being proven guilty.

Ralf Ragnarok's got quite a job on his hands there it seems

Maybe they are party to compelling evidence? I hear that some young players are quite partial to sharing captured evidence of there most recent conquests

 

[goatwack]

Maybe they are party to compelling evidence? I hear that some young players are quite partial to sharing captured evidence of there most recent conquests

And I thought Ashley Cole was bad

 

[geordiecolin]

And I thought Ashley Cole was bad

I am seeking a copy of his most choice video with Cheryl if you know someone who can help?

 

[geordiecolin]

I've just seen the video of Mason Greenwoods partner and it is disgusting. Such behaviour should not be joked about

 

[Davey86]

World at his feet literally if true (guilty£ a sad waste! Anyway NEWCASTLE have had an excellent transfer window I’d of liked certain players but I’m really happy

 

[goatwack]

You want to look at a good bit of wheeling and dealing then look no further than Everton, who've acquired Van de Beek and look set to get Dele Alli too, albeit both on loan.

As for Newcastle, pretty good, still scrambling around for that extra striker, and it looks like Lindgardinho isn't joining us (bastard)

 

[geordiecolin]

World at his feet literally if true (guilty£ a sad waste! Anyway NEWCASTLE have had an excellent transfer window I’d of liked certain players but I’m really happy

Given their targets this month it is showing how tough it is to attract top players when your not in the top half of the premier league. I hope its enough to keep us up

 

[goatwack]

Fucking hell, that was a surprise

 

[geordiecolin]

Fucking hell, that was a surprise

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He will struggle to fill Shearers boots

 

[goatwack]

He will struggle to fill Shearers boots

Well he is shoe size 3.5

 

[geordiecolin]

Well he is shoe size 3.5

I would love to hear you call Shearer Princess Tippy Toes in the members bar

 

[goatwack]

Best news of the window......probably ever

 

[geordiecolin]

Shearer getting Gaza to do his dirty work!

 

[Davey86]

Given their targets this month it is showing how tough it is to attract top players when your not in the top half of the premier league. I hope its enough to keep us up

Newcastle United has bought a player spent some money shown a little bit of ambition or really don’t want to be relegated! I don’t care it’s been a joy to watch/here the rumours with a sense of WTF/it’s happening

 

[geordiecolin]

Newcastle United has bought a player spent some money shown a little bit of ambition or really don’t want to be relegated! I don’t care it’s been a joy to watch/here the rumours with a sense of WTF/it’s happening

We should give Shola the Mackem slayer a run out

 

[geordiecolin]

Newcastle United has bought a player spent some money shown a little bit of ambition or really don’t want to be relegated! I don’t care it’s been a joy to watch/here the rumours with a sense of WTF/it’s happening

I think we will see a more attacking team for the rest of the season. It should be fun

 

[goatwack]

We got Dan Burn with, oooh, 13 minutes to go

 

[geordiecolin]

We got Dan Burn with, oooh, 13 minutes to go

I got a wild line some time ago with very little in the bank

 

[geordiecolin]

Our $40 mill man Bruno Guimaraes is on for the toon. 2 minutes to prove himself!
Maxi was awesome tonight and Linton was great too

Oot of the bottom 3!!!

I think that Brentford and Leeds will be struggling to stay up at the end of the season alongside Watford and Burnley

 

[geordiecolin]

I'm just so happy tonight. We won in great style and my daughters hometown team beat Sunderland and Burnley are proving what Man U where when I was young- an over hyped middle of the road team

 

[Davey86]

I'm just so happy tonight. We won in great style and my daughters hometown team beat Sunderland and Burnley are proving what Man U where when I was young- an over hyped middle of the road team

I’m impressed Newcastle won with a little style after going behind for once in my life! I still thought we had this. For once,
Out the bottom 3 pull in Everton
Everton v Leeds pull in Leeds or r keep Everton in the shit
Wtf
Newcastle yes!!!!
Newcastle to leave it until the end probably
Lol
I don’t care anymore I’m going to lose some money on slots haha

 

[geordiecolin]

I’m impressed Newcastle won with a little style after going behind for once in my life! I still thought we had this. For once,
Out the bottom 3 pull in Everton
Everton v Leeds pull in Leeds or r keep Everton in the shit
Wtf
Newcastle yes!!!!
Newcastle to leave it until the end probably
Lol
I don’t care anymore I’m going to lose some money on slots haha

Slots are my plan too mate. Maxi seems to want to be with us and we are only going to go one way. Team united,manager happy and backroom getting sorted out. Building back better as jacinda hardon can not say without including "bitter"
We are on our way m8

 

[Davey86]

Slots are my plan too mate. Maxi seems to want to be with us and we are only going to go one way. Team united,manager happy and backroom getting sorted out. Building back better as jacinda hardon can not say without including "bitter"
We are on our way m8

If only that is the way the world works!! I’d be one happy Geordie

 

[mack341]

Eddie is starting to repay the faith in appointing him, only watched the utube highlights but sensed a buzzing atmosphere, nufc has all the makings of the sleeping giant slowly waking up.

I don't think everton have ever been relegated, certainly not going back 50 odd years. They've got at least 11 tricky/hard fixtures coming from the next 17 games. Watford will eke out draws and tight wins under new gaffer Roy, they might escape the drop.

 

[geordiecolin]

Eddie is starting to repay the faith in appointing him, only watched the utube highlights but sensed a buzzing atmosphere, nufc has all the makings of the sleeping giant slowly waking up.

I don't think everton have ever been relegated, certainly not going back 50 odd years. They've got at least 11 tricky/hard fixtures coming from the next 17 games. Watford will eke out draws and tight wins under new gaffer Roy, they might escape the drop.

I watched every minute of it and in the second half I felt a stirring

 

[geordiecolin]

Female commentators

 

[goatwack]

Newcastle's winning ways are becoming so routine that comparisons to 1970 Brazil are inevitable.

Thanks to a few bob from our owners, we've managed to accrue quite the competent team, it makes Steve Bruce's tenure seem like a bad dream, only to wake up in one's piss with the cat puking at the end of the bed.

Used to detest plastic championships over the years, though that train of thought has dissipated into the ether now that it's us swimming in oil cash!

So with our third win on the trot assured and the 4-point buffer from the relegation zone, let's all marvel at Trippier's - aka Everaldo's - sublime Villa- squashing beaut, shall we?

 

[geordiecolin]

Newcastle's winning ways are becoming so routine that comparisons to 1970 Brazil are inevitable.

Thanks to a few bob from our owners, we've managed to accrue quite the competent team, it makes Steve Bruce's tenure seem like a bad dream, only to wake up in one's piss with the cat puking at the end of the bed.

Used to detest plastic championships over the years, though that train of thought has dissipated into the ether now that it's us swimming in oil cash!

So with our third win on the trot assured and the 4-point buffer from the relegation zone, let's all marvel at Trippier's - aka Everaldo's - sublime Villa- squashing beaut, shall we?

They began well but it petered out into a predictable boring game. Its going to take a bit of time for everything to gell I think. How will they perform away from home? We will see next weekend but Howe is no Keegan

 

[Davey86]

Safety from relegation is now in our own hands thank god certain teams are a lot worse than us at the minute, can we pull it off? Hopefully!
Newcastle UNITED

 

[geordiecolin]

Safety from relegation is now in our own hands thank god certain teams are a lot worse than us at the minute, can we pull it off? Hopefully!
Newcastle UNITED

I can see Leeds being dragged in and possibly Brentford but we are on a roll and the team must be feeling optimistic now. Has Norwich got Delia lurking around to give pep talks?

 

[goatwack]

Norwich are dead certs to go down as their start was horrendous, Brentford's season, despite their pluck, will go to f*ck, and the team to join this sorry-ass gang will be Watford, as they've got more holes in their defence than my 'turn inside-out' underwear

 

[geordiecolin]

Norwich are dead certs to go down as their start was horrendous, Brentford's season, despite their pluck, will go to f*ck, and the team to join this sorry-ass gang will be Watford, as they've got more holes in their defence than my 'turn inside-out' underwear

You do realise that those turned inside out underwear do purmiate to your trousers and become a source of fun to anyone behind you?
But it could target the spot

 

[Davey86]

Bad news about trippier today, an excellent signing could of possibly walked into any team in the premier league
Big Dan burn is exactly what we need ?
Let’s hope other players step up

 

[goatwack]

Pah, what's a couple of months out, especially during the crucial second part of the season, when you have God's feet

 

[mack341]

David beckham broke his foot iirc, they wear those poncy slipper boots these days when really something like these would lend the foot superior protection

 

[Davey86]

David beckham broke his foot iirc, they wear those poncy slipper boots these days when really something like these would lend the foot superior protection

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They sure would offer protection….
Steel toe cappers where them for the pits in the week and to a game of football on a Saturday

 

[goatwack]

I think you'd need those bad boys, as back in t'day they'd basically be kicking oversized medicine balls around and really needed to lather them bastards.

Spare a thought for the goalies, after having watched some old match replay of Fulham get thrashed by Notts county on ITV4, where they had no gloves and crumpled in a heap every ten minutes haha

 

[goatwack]

Quaresma was never what I'd describe as 'shy and retiring', so it comes as no surprise that it'd be he that pioneered the 'Mother Theresa' of sportsmanslike grace. To be fair most are surprised he hasn't thought of it sooner

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[Davey86]

Quaresma was never what I'd describe as 'shy and retiring', so it comes as no surprise that it'd be he that pioneered the 'Mother Theresa' of sportsmanslike grace. To be fair most are surprised he hasn't thought of it sooner

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Thinking of big dan burn carrying any player off now

 

[goatwack]

Newcastle two-up already after a quarter of an hour! Don't know what happened but we seemed to have turned into the Harlem Globetrotters overnight!

 

[goatwack]

Chelsea bagging the swag in the 89th minute against Newcastle, the cheating bastards!

It was a day of late drama all-round, with Leeds' 95th- minute winner against the flapless Canaries. Cue pandemonium!

And if anyone needed reminding, Everton are going down, with Fat Frank The PE Teacher ensuring their inevitable fate. Wolves doing well though

 

[Jono777]

Cheers Goatie

Wondered why I've not been able to watch any games of late on the stream service.

If only I'd scrolled down just a bit further, I'd have seen their notice regarding PL games stopping.

Its a load of BS what they've posted, more like they've been caught red handed lol!

 

[Davey86]

Mike Ashley he’s coming for you! Brilliant chant from the Geordies