Your Most Embarressing Moment

[Luigi810]

I just walked into a night club, feeling all kinds of sexy with my new cloths, hair done, nails done, feeling really good, so I thought... and as I walked in I turned to my husband and said it's really hot in here, not even 5 minutes later I was on the floor, I fainted, not only did I faint, I wet myself when I fainted, talk about feeling cheap, I woke up to 2 paramedics over me along with half the club, my new sexy cloths were now soak and wet along with my sweaty hair and one contact missing, I just passed out from the heat thank god, but talk about embarressing

 

[Luigi810]

OK, now I'm really embarressed, no one else is fessing up to their most emb. moment

 

[LaurieJim]

garage sale from hell

went to what i thought was a carport (garage) sale and was going thru this garage like a woman does at these sales, i was so happy found some clothes, already on hangers and a 24 pack of charman toilet paper gosh i was excited till the owner came out and told me to unhand his wifes clothes and not to be squeezing the charman, turns out i was at the wrong house and the dude was cleaning out his garage. i just stick to sales that i see other people at now...........laurie ........ p.s ......... dude almost called the law on me..........

 

[suzecat]

I'll call this "Cleanup on Aisle 3"

I lived quite a few years before my disability reared its ugly head, so trips to the supermarket were routine .............. drive car to store, get cart, fill up cart, checkout, put stuff in car, drive home.

In the transition period from "normal" to fully disabled there were some things I needed to learn, like knowing where the bathroom is whenever I leave the house. The other thing was how handy walkers are for keeping balance when you walk. Third, never go to the grocery store without either of those two things.

OK, so I'm in the grocery store filling the cart My gait was really unsteady that day. All of a sudden, the store manager was standing beside two cops and they were asking me if I was drunk! No, I said............Well, about that time, I had to piss like a racehorse and they were not letting me pass. (incontinence is a usual problem with MS) So, I peed on the floor..................

Then I started laughing...............the whole thing struck me as very very funny. In the midst of that chaos, the guy (customer) who had reported me to the store manager, walked up and pointed at me, saying "see, I told you she was drunk!" Well, that just made me laugh more (and pee more)!

Lets just say that everyone learned more about the reality of MS than they had known that day and I am given lots of assistance now when I shop at that store...............

 

[classymom]

I was selling my old car - I know nothing about cars ( and for the record I am blond)

A guy called and was asking me questions and he asked is your car " missing" I said no its in my front yard. Well he started laughing so I thought he was a nut and hung up on him. I then went and told my husband what the guy said and he starting laughing. He then went on to explain what the guy was asking I guess missing is some sort of term to describe how the engine runs Well the guy did call back and came over and bought the car - I did not go and meet this guy but I could tell he and my husband got a big kick out of my ignorance.

 

[winbig]

Note to self: PEEL THE SHRIMP before marinading and cooking them.


2nd Note to self: Don't use 4 tablespoons of duck sauce to marinade 1lb of shrimp EVER again.


'nuff said

 

[mysticjoz]

OMG you guys are too funny!!

Mine was my wedding day. First the Limo was late.. but they called with some excuses first they locked the keys in it. second they were in an accident (which was true the whole right front side was smashed in) and thirdly they showed up at the church 10 minutes late ran inside and asked the 250 guests "if anyone had seen the bride"

My dad had to drive me to the church in his Thunderbird! And we pulled up right behind the Limo!! Which then pulled away! (she did come back)

We did manage to ride in the Limo from the church to the reception hall (literally 2 blocks away!), and as we walked in the door the owner grabbed the bottle of champaigne out of my hand (we had to drink thier booze)..
As they were introducing the new "bride and groom" With the "drumroll please...every please welcome the new Mr. and Mrs.. and they said my husbands last name wrong 3 times!! (first they said his step dads name.. we stood up there laughing and shaking our heads "no" then it was my maiden name .. again we laughed and shook our heads "no" and they got it right the third time!)

But the most embarrasing part... was as I was making the rounds trying to say "hi" to the all guests we had... there was a waitress serving the table I was greeting and from across the other side with bowl of "spaghetti sauce" in her hand (yes.. Italian wedding) she looked up and said "Oh, my what a gorgeous gown" and at that very second the bowl slipped out of her hand... hit the table and splashed down the front of my wedding gown!!

My maid of honour and brides maids whisked me out of there before anyone got 1 picture of it... and we were in the ladies room a real long time with alot of soda water.. I was mortified! but looking back at all of it.. we laughed like heck!!

 

[suzecat]

Note to self: PEEL THE SHRIMP before marinading and cooking them.


2nd Note to self: Don't use 4 tablespoons of duck sauce to marinade 1lb of shrimp EVER again.


'nuff said

Yep peeled shrimp soak up marinade better and diluting bottled duck sauce with rice wine works great!

 

[winbig]

Yep peeled shrimp soak up marinade better and diluting bottled duck sauce with rice wine works great!

Yea, I used about 4tbsp of duck sauce and 2c of soy sauce.

Although messy, it tasted great. I wish the greatness could be said about its exit, but......................

 

[BingoT]

Hmmmmmm I have afew lol
I was in a fancy ass restaurant and I needed to go to the mens room so I went and did my thing.As I was leaving I hitched a hitchhiker as I was done.I wanted to take the toilet paper with me.For some reason the roll got stuck on me.And I walked out and them *&^^% guys that saw this kept the door open so it wouldn't break the paper.Well I was at the front part of the place and alot of paper went my way to my table.
I think you can see it now in your own mind.
I'm know as the toilet paper keeper at that place.

 

[mysticjoz]

I think you can see it now in your own mind.
I'm know as the toilet paper keeper at that place.

visualized it...

 

[Luigi810]

Another blonde moment..I was heading out for the day, I walked out of my house to go to my car, I walk to one corner of my street, the car wasn't there, I walked to the other corner of the street, the car wasn't there, as I started to panick I ran around the whole block even looking up the little streets around me, no car...I call my husband and told him the car was stolen, he asked me where I looked and I told him..He told me to walk back to the house as he had me on the phone, and to stand on my step, which I did, then he told me to look up, the car was outside my house..
Imagine if I would have reported it stolen

 

[GrandMaster]

went to what i thought was a carport (garage) sale and was going thru this garage like a woman does at these sales, i was so happy found some clothes, already on hangers and a 24 pack of charman toilet paper gosh i was excited till the owner came out and told me to unhand his wifes clothes and not to be squeezing the charman, turns out i was at the wrong house and the dude was cleaning out his garage. i just stick to sales that i see other people at now...........laurie ........ p.s ......... dude almost called the law on me..........

It could have been worse. He could have shot you.

 

[winbig]

and we were in the ladies room a real long time with alot of soda water..

Now that's a sight I'd like to see.........................

 

[mysticjoz]

Now that's a sight I'd like to see.........................

I'm sure you would Winbig... I am sure you would!
I guess I should have added .. "with the front of my gown sprawled over the sink and everyone working vigorously to get the sauce out before it dried!!":nod:

:Angel: