- Joined
- Mar 2, 2019
- Location
- sweden
Sooo... I was taking my monthly shower about an hour ago.
Nothing special, just the same old "hot water on well-trained-sexy-body-routine" that everyone does.
Since newspapers are not really designed to work in the shower, or i mean, they do, but only for a short while.
Well anyway, i was reading at the shampoo-bottle, "Vegan formula". Oh cool, thats a thing i did not know before, maybe this is the thing im learning today.
The water in the shower must have been extra hot (or was it me?) because the window+mirrors started fogging up.
Better open the window and let in some cool air from outside. Does not really bother me, since im safe under the waterfall of boiling water coming from the showerhead.
And thats where i learned my second thing for the day.. Apparently if you open the window while taking a shower, there is a 100% chance that a bird will come flying into your bathroom and scare the ever-living shit out of you.
Oh and for the uk folk in here, this was the feather-wing-having kind of bird, not a female human.
Why do you guys even call girls "birds"? Is it because, just like doves, they never buy fries of their own, but get real angry if they are not allowed to steal yours?
A quick tussle with the bird from hell later and i was alone again in the bathroom.
Clean (cleaner atleast) than when i started, and with a crack in the mirror after the bird tried escaping into it. (those human-birds like mirrors aswell)
TLDR: You can make shampoo out of vegans, and birds hate me.
Nothing special, just the same old "hot water on well-trained-sexy-body-routine" that everyone does.
Since newspapers are not really designed to work in the shower, or i mean, they do, but only for a short while.
Well anyway, i was reading at the shampoo-bottle, "Vegan formula". Oh cool, thats a thing i did not know before, maybe this is the thing im learning today.
The water in the shower must have been extra hot (or was it me?) because the window+mirrors started fogging up.
Better open the window and let in some cool air from outside. Does not really bother me, since im safe under the waterfall of boiling water coming from the showerhead.
And thats where i learned my second thing for the day.. Apparently if you open the window while taking a shower, there is a 100% chance that a bird will come flying into your bathroom and scare the ever-living shit out of you.
Oh and for the uk folk in here, this was the feather-wing-having kind of bird, not a female human.
Why do you guys even call girls "birds"? Is it because, just like doves, they never buy fries of their own, but get real angry if they are not allowed to steal yours?
A quick tussle with the bird from hell later and i was alone again in the bathroom.
Clean (cleaner atleast) than when i started, and with a crack in the mirror after the bird tried escaping into it. (those human-birds like mirrors aswell)
TLDR: You can make shampoo out of vegans, and birds hate me.