Yesterday, Nifty and me saved the world.

Seventh777

RIP Roy
As each and every one of you woke up today and thought "Omg, the planet is still in one piece, it must have been a hoax", before taking the time out to ponder if we were actually in grave danger and something/someone/some girls will/some girls wont, saved us, well ladies and gentlemen, you were saved, by none other than Nifty and me, a tale of courage, bravery, nail biting suspension, and love, a one in a million chance, but a chance, we had to take, we had little time to form a crew, but form them we did.......

Once the crew was put together we called a meeting and relayed the plan to them all, it was deemed that I would be in charge as I had just dinged Captain on the Battlestar Galectica slot, this impressed the crew, a lot..........



bbb.jpg



Meanwhile back at CMHQ the gang were trying to work out the T&C's of Ladbroke's latest bonus when it dawned on them, someone had to go and wake Nifty up, a dangerous mission and legend has it that 200 men have stepped forward to take on this task, but only 199 returned, VWM donning his favorite green dress with matching hair, handbag and shoes, stepped forward and offered his services, much to the admiration of the other members, stopping at the works canteen on route and then onwards to his unenvious chore, smiling to himself as he slips the small blue pill into the steaming hot brew "This will mellow him out", he wrongly thought as he puts the cap back on the mistaken for Rohypnol Viagra bottle, he knocks and enters Nifty's room, Nifty was awake and in a seemingly good mood as the hot beverage is handed to him...................................



index.jpg



To be cont'd..........


Feel free anyone to add the next chapter lol ;).
 
Top