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Rare...lol

Not sure what the odds are on this, but I got bored and decided to play some bingo....got bored waiting on a new game and played some Keno....which I've only played like once or twice in my life...might have to play more often now :) Had it on autoplay for 5 rounds, so didn't get the correct SS....

edit: Just looked it up, found an odds table @
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playing 10 numbers, catching 8 are 7383.47 to 1....not bad :p
 
this isn't my favorite game - but this was a nice score - too bad i was playing minimum :)

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Anyone tried InterCasino's new games yet?
I've not looked at the Marvel Super Hero ones yet - but did try out Bejeweled:
This is a well weird 'slot' (if you can call it that) - a bit like a mix between connect-four & tetris - but with prizes!
It's VERY addictive and will quickly make a large hole in your bank balance... unless of course, you're lucky enough to hit a biggie - like 5 Diamonds for example! :D
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KasinoKing said:
Anyone tried InterCasino's new games yet?
I've not looked at the Marvel Super Hero ones yet - but did try out Bejeweled:
This is a well weird 'slot' (if you can call it that) - a bit like a mix between connect-four & tetris - but with prizes!
It's VERY addictive and will quickly make a large hole in your bank balance... unless of course, you're lucky enough to hit a biggie - like 5 Diamonds for example! :D
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That has to be one of the most confusing games I've ever seen....:D

Nice hit tho!
 
KasinoKing said:
That's the best named slot I've ever seen - it really Punished my bank-roll! :(

Took bleedin ages to get 3 mask thingys for the 'Shoot out 5 windows feature', then I hit $0.90 + $0.90 + $0.90 + $0.90 + $0.45! :eek:

Yeah, I hit 5 of them, earning 100x bet ; but the bonus feature made just $7.xx for me :what:
 
vinylweatherman said:
You should try getting the pick feature on Fruit Fight or Sideshow on Cryptologic then!!
Yeah - I know! Those two slots are the crappiest heaps of shite I have EVER seen at ANY online casino - or even in real life, come to that.
They even make highly-rigged UK pub machines look good! :eek:

And in case anyone hasn't found out yet - The new 'Hulk' slot is a direct clone of these.
Avoid unless you really love wasting money! :(
 
Crypto

I believe Cryptologic tried to be TOO authentic when they designed those rotten slots. Microgaming has Pub Fruity (only on Flash), and this is much better. I played this from 25p to 2 and was getting decent wins at times, including a trail JP of 500x and a darts match of 1000x, less of the rubishy 50p wins though.
They must have had "Top Dog" in the pub when they developed those, a Barcrest effort where all wins and features pay 2, 2.40 or 4 except for the occasinal Jackpot. Even Pub machines will give something on picks, except for Red Gaming, I've had it go onto the trails and allow no win to be reached whatsoever.
 
vinylweatherman said:
I believe Cryptologic tried to be TOO authentic when they designed those rotten slots. Microgaming has Pub Fruity (only on Flash), and this is much better. I played this from 25p to 2 and was getting decent wins at times, including a trail JP of 500x and a darts match of 1000x, less of the rubishy 50p wins though.
They must have had "Top Dog" in the pub when they developed those, a Barcrest effort where all wins and features pay 2, 2.40 or 4 except for the occasinal Jackpot. Even Pub machines will give something on picks, except for Red Gaming, I've had it go onto the trails and allow no win to be reached whatsoever.

Didn't understand a word of that VW :D
 
UK

I'm afraid the UK has an unusual kind of "slot" in pubs and clubs. They are not random, but are held pretty tightly to a % payout that can be as little as 70%. The machine will calculate what it can afford to pay and cheat to prevent any more being won. "Top Dog" has a game profile that gives frequent small wins, but fecent wins are effectively blocked by the software, the chance being literally ZERO until the machine has taken enough to afford to pay. Cryptologic designed the slots Super Sideshow and Fruit Fight to imitate this - they have managed to combine all the worst features of several UK "Fruit" machines and put it into one game!
Pub Fruity, though, has the look & feel of a UK fruit machine, but plays far more like one of their 3 reel bonus slots, this gives better action as fairly decent prizes come more often, with less pointless bonus rounds that give little.
 
after seeing so many beautiful screenshots, I decided to try my luck with slots. You are wright- it's much more fun than roulette or BJ! :D Witches are my favorite, I beleive, I am already addicted!
 
Unfortunately, I screwed up my best screenshots from yesterday, because it's my first try. :( But I was surprised to get 3 times Bonus Feature in a row. Only I am low-roller and even when I feel lucky (and I was lucky yesterday!) I don't dare to gamble with more money! :(
So I can understand KK! :D
 
WW is beautifully designed - it's a pleasure to play it, it's like being in traum world! :rolleyes: But of course, you are right, I am sure, I will see it in other aspect if I lose too much. But may be not...:what: Halloweenies are ugly...even if I won. The same goes with Thunderstruck - ugly. But WW - :thumbsup:
 
Ok so you want a "last chance" shot? Had a great session at 32Red - turned $200 into $3,300. Cashed out $2.5k and played the rest out at $13.50 for the hell of it.

Note the difference in the balance on the left to teh win on the right :-) I'd just turned the telly on!
 
Simmo! said:
Ok so you want a "last chance" shot? Had a great session at 32Red - turned $200 into $3,300. Cashed out $2.5k and played the rest out at $13.50 for the hell of it.

Note the difference in the balance on the left to the win on the right :-) I'd just turned the telly on!
Simmo - you are de man!! :thumbsup:

C'mon Slotster - where are you! :eek2:
 
lydia said:
after seeing so many beautiful screenshots, I decided to try my luck with slots.
That's the problem - you only see the wins. Because this is the "winners" thread. And the losses? They're totally intangible, there being no pretty pictures, only money gone.

But then, that's a lot more tangible at the end of the day, isn't it?

Whichever way you look at it, every $100 you put through a slot machine returns approximately $95. It doesn't matter however many 32Red slot hits Simmo posts, your deposit still only lasts a 20X playthrough on average.

BJ may be "boring" (lol, you need to read a few books on the subject before you dismiss it like that), but your money lasts fully ten times longer on average.

Pretty decent substitute for "boring", in my opinion.

Get yourself hooked on slots and you'll lose all your money, and quickly. And what you'll have for your trouble is..?

A handful of nice screenshots.
 
Caruso you have got to be the most negative gambler I have ever met. This thread is for us to enjoy each others excitement on our wins. Why don't you start a thread for losses, see how many people are interested in seeing that!
Way to go Simmo! Keep 'em coming the rest of us love to see a winner. Gramma go ahead and eat your cornflakes, we all remember how 'bad' the slots have been to you.LOL
 
caruso said:
That's the problem - you only see the wins. Because this is the "winners" thread. And the losses? They're totally intangible, there being no pretty pictures, only money gone.

But then, that's a lot more tangible at the end of the day, isn't it?

Whichever way you look at it, every $100 you put through a slot machine returns approximately $95. It doesn't matter however many 32Red slot hits Simmo posts, your deposit still only lasts a 20X playthrough on average.

BJ may be "boring" (lol, you need to read a few books on the subject before you dismiss it like that), but your money lasts fully ten times longer on average.

Pretty decent substitute for "boring", in my opinion.

Get yourself hooked on slots and you'll lose all your money, and quickly. And what you'll have for your trouble is..?

A handful of nice screenshots.


OK...despite having this image of Caruso hunched over his PC looking like Victor Meldrew and muttering "humbug" evertime he posts, I have to say he has a reasoanble point here. It's easier to lose at slots than any other game for sure and you have to be "sensible".

The nature of slots is that they pay lots of small wins that eat through your bankroll but every now and again they pay a big win (as above). The key is to cashout when you are ahead. Set a target when you start and when you hit it, go out, read a book, do anything, but just cash out!

Sorry Caruso - Thunderstruck is way more fun than any card game ;-) And sorry if i insulted you up there, but hey you wanna see yourself from this angle...you're my parents :D
 
Simmo said:
The key is to cashout when you are ahead. Set a target when you start and when you hit it, go out, read a book, do anything, but just cash out!
This is a common fallacy. What cashing out when you're ahead achieves is to limit losses, because you STOP. Stopping is the key here. You cannot get around the "95 for 100" fact I posted: it's the basic law of slots.

The Basic Law Of Slots comes from the fact that cashing out ahead ignores the other side of the equation, when your balance drops like a stone. You have, of course, no way of knowing when those occasions are on the cards, and as such no possible way of guaranteeing a "cashout when you're ahead".

If you add the two together, the "cashouts ahead" and the "drop like stone", you arrive at $95 back for every $100 invested. You cannot get around that. The problem is that gamblers have selective memories; for many, the losses are just blanked out and never happened. It's only when the serious shit hits the fan that they get a wake up call; then, it may be too late.

Cashing out while ahead has big pluses, but only in terms of LIMITING losses. It cannot turn a loser into a winner.

The way to approach slots is to set yourself a "time / wager" limit. If you're playing $2.50 spins at 12 spins a minute, that's $1800 an hour through the machine, which works out at an average of...errr...$90 loss. If that's too much to handle:

Play slower.

Play for less time.

Switch down a denomination.

Keep switching machines - probably saving at least 10 spins per switch.

Play blackjack for a bit. :)

That is the only way to properly view your slot time. THEN, you can have all the winner screenshots you want, with a clear idea of where you are in the grand scheme. It takes a lot of the fun out, but it has a huge upside: you know the EXACT cost of your play.

venetian said:
Why don't you start a thread for losses, see how many people are interested in seeing that!
I did:

https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/nightmare-screenshots.5092/?t=5092

Started 18 months after this one. Over 10,000 views - and that including the fact that Bryan started a very similar one a few weeks after...

https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/screen-shots-that-suck.6715/?t=6715

...which grabbed a lot of the interest in that subject.

Winning is great, make no mistake about that - I'm a big advocate of beating casinos. It's when I see posts like the one containing the bit I quoted about seeing lovely screenshots and being tempted to play that I get worried, because this proves my contention: that directly as a result of these threads, people are being tempted into something they know nothing about, and will lose their money big time.

This bothers me.

So forgive my "social conscience".
 
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