- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
For years I didnt know where my husband spent his evenings. One night I came home early-and there he was.
Whats Common, between women and frying pans? You have to get both hot before you put the meat in.
Most men need two women in their lives-a secretary to take everything down and a wife to pick everything up.
I hear your boyfriend will be graduating from law college next month. I supposeyou will get married right away.
Oh, no. He will be practicing for about a year.
Mom says the little girl, last night, our maid nearly went to heaven.
Oh, thats terrible. What happened.?
She was screaming, Godoh God. I am coming. And id Dad hadnt been on top of her, holding her down, she would have gone to heaven.
My wifes an angel.
How lucky you are. Mines still alive.
I have got news for you, says the lawyer.
Your wife found a picture worth a hundred thousand $.
Oh, great.
Not really.Its of you and your seceratary.
Honey, We are going to have a great time tonight, said the young man arriving at his dates house.I have got three tickets for concert.
Dear, But why three? For your parents and your brother.
The pretty girl married a wealthy 85 year old. Her friends wondered if she did right thing.
well, she said, if you were given an antique worth two million dollars, would you quibble over how old it was?
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Whats Common, between women and frying pans? You have to get both hot before you put the meat in.
Most men need two women in their lives-a secretary to take everything down and a wife to pick everything up.
I hear your boyfriend will be graduating from law college next month. I supposeyou will get married right away.
Oh, no. He will be practicing for about a year.
Mom says the little girl, last night, our maid nearly went to heaven.
Oh, thats terrible. What happened.?
She was screaming, Godoh God. I am coming. And id Dad hadnt been on top of her, holding her down, she would have gone to heaven.
My wifes an angel.
How lucky you are. Mines still alive.
I have got news for you, says the lawyer.
Your wife found a picture worth a hundred thousand $.
Oh, great.
Not really.Its of you and your seceratary.
Honey, We are going to have a great time tonight, said the young man arriving at his dates house.I have got three tickets for concert.
Dear, But why three? For your parents and your brother.
The pretty girl married a wealthy 85 year old. Her friends wondered if she did right thing.
well, she said, if you were given an antique worth two million dollars, would you quibble over how old it was?
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
