WHAT did you say?

[babs7262]

A older man called his dr and said "dr, I think my wife has a hearing problem but she is too proud to come in, Is there a test I could do myself?"

DR: "well, when her back is to you, ask her a ? when your 20 feet away, If she doesnt answer, keep moving up 5 feet until she hears you. Call me when you find out how far away she is when she finally hears you"

The wife was doing dishes facing the window one day

Husband: (20 ft away)...Honey, whats for dinner? ......no answer
Husband: (15 ft away)...Honey, whats for dinner?.......no answer
Husband (10 ft away)....Honey ,whats for dinner?.......no answer
Husband(5 ft away).....Honey, whats for dinner?........no answer

Finally, he is RIGHT BEHIND HER......HONEY WHATS FOR DINNER

wife: GOD DAMN IT FRANK, FOR THE 5TH TIME, WE ARE HAVING STEAK!!!!!

 

[LaurieJim]

hubby jim says i have selective hearing good one babs

 

[BingoT]

hubby jim says i have selective hearing good one babs

You show me one Wife that has good hearing lol

 

[babs7262]

Bingo

I will, as soon as I can find a husband with good hearing too!!!

 

[BingoT]

This is what they make hearing aids for lol

All I know is the wife better hear me or i'll have to tie her up in the backyard

 

[winbig]

This is what they make hearing aids for lol

All I know is the wife better hear me or i'll have to tie her up in the backyard

that looks more like a sex toy than a hearing aid..

 

[LaurieJim]

that looks more like a sex toy than a hearing aid..

if hubby comes at me with something like that he wont have to bitch about my selective hearing id be screaming and running at the same time what is that thing? looks like a hand held weed whacker/ dildo kinda thing

 

[BingoT]

that looks more like a sex toy than a hearing aid..

Why did you ever use one

 

[winbig]

Why did you ever use one

Nope, but just look at it....how could you not think that?

 

[babs7262]

looks like a butt plug to me

 

[LaurieJim]

looks like a butt plug to me

omg wouldnt that be painfull too

 

[BingoT]

looks like a butt plug to me

Hmmmmmm is this what they use

I bet George W. Bush has this one

 

[LaurieJim]

Hmmmmmm is this what they use

I bet George W. Bush has this one

the new and improved bush blaster

 

[happygobrokey]

dildos okay, boobs banned? does not compute...