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Well, ain't that a pretty one

A house-mom had her gynecologist appt but was pretty much running herself ragged all morning - feeding the kids, running them to school, cleaning, shopping, yoga, and suddenly found her day was gone and had to run to make her appt...but feeling a bit sweaty and 'unfresh' ran up to the washroom, grabbed a washcloth, wet it, and did a quick cleaning 'down there' and flew out the door.

She went to her appt, was sitting in the chair being examined when the doctor remarked 'my, didn't WE make an extra special effort this morning?' and smiled, told her all was well and sent her off. The woman beamed, taking the comment in pride, and left.

When she got home, her 9 year old was in a tizzy.
"Mooooooooom, where's the wash cloth from upstairs?"
"Oh, sorry honey, mommy threw it in the wash".
"But moooooom", wailed the girl. "It was for my crafts...it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it"

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