Vegas Nightmare!

[Fonedevil]

A guy runs up to a cop on the Strip in Vegas.

Please, please help me he wails.
My wife and children were kidnapped outside
a crack house down the street, theyve got them
inside and god knows what awful things theyre
doing to them. They sent out a message pinned
to my sons amputated finger asking for $50. Please HELP!!

Wait says the Cop, youre here on holiday in Vegas
and you cant afford 50bucks to help your family?

Hell No says the man.. not without breaking into my
Poker money!!

 

[LaurieJim]

funny