Have you ever spoke and then wished that you could take it all back and make sure everyone who heard it forgot about it.
Here are some of those times when people spoke before stopping to think about what they were about to say....
First Testimony:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and children, after entering I asked loudly so that someone would be able to hear me...How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job? Needless to say I turned right around and walked out. Never went back to that place.
Second Testimony:
I went into the golf store to comapre different types of golf balls. I have been very unhappy with the women's type I've been using. After a while of shopping around and comparing, one of the workers a good looking young man approached me and asked if he could help me. Without thinking I simply replied I think I like playing with men's ball's.
Third Testimony:
At the mall my sister and I passed a store that sold nuts and candy. As we were looking at a display case behind the counter, the young man behind the counter asked if we needed any help. To my embarrassment I replied...No I am just looking at your nuts. Needless to stay my sister began laughing hysterically. The boy grinning widly turned away as I turned beet red and walked away.
Fourth Testimony:
While in line at the bank one day, my daughter decided to go a bit wild and starting running around acting crazy. After managing to catch her after of course receiving looks from other customers, I told her that she had better start behaving right now or she would be grounded. To my horror she looked me right in the eye and informed me that if I did not let her go she would tell her Grandma that I was kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night. The silence was deafening in the bank at that time. Everyone includding tellers stopped what they had been doing in pure shock. I camly grabbed my daughter and walked out of the bank, before the doors closed behind me I heard loud screams of laughter from everyone in the bank.
Fifth Testimony:
Have you ever asked a child the same question to many times? My 3 yr old was having some problems with potty training and I tended to annoy him a lot about it by asking if he needed to go and so on. One day we stopped at a restaurant for some lunch. The dining area was quite full, but that was alright, well at least I thought it was. Until I started smelling something I shouldn't be. I checked the baby to see if he needed changed, and he was fine. That was when I realized that my son had not asked to go potty in quite a while. I asked him if he needed to go and he replied No. The smell only got worse as time went by and the only thing I could think of was that he had an accident and I did not have any extra clothes for him with me. Again I asked him if he was sure he didnt have to go and asked if he had already had an accident. Again he replied NO. I knew he must have done something because my eyes were starting to water from the smell. So I asked one more time if he had had an accident. This time he jumped up and yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his butt cheeks and yelled...SEE MOM ITS JUST FARTS!! 30 people practically choked on their lunch from laughing.
Now before you speak make sure that you carefully think about what your about to say before you just say it
