The President

[dunover]

Barack Obama goes out for a jog on early morning, accompanied by his bodyguard.

Just 300 yards from the White House he trips just as a sniper takes a shot. The bullet hits the bodyguard in the upper thigh.

Barack dials 911

Barack: "Hello, ambulance please, this is the president, my bodyguard's just been taken out with a shot."

Ambulance control: Where are you Mr. President?"

Barack: "Eucalyptus Boulevard" he shouts.

Ambulance Control: "Sorry, can you spell that for me?"

Barack: "Hang on a mo.."

2 MINUTES LATER

Ambulance Control: "Sir, it's gone quiet, is everything OK?"

Barack: "Sure ma'am, I just dragged him round the corner into Oak Street.."

 

[dionysus]

Lol, reminds me of the one:

911: 911, please state the emergency
man: oh my God, someone broke into my house. I shot them. I think they're dead. Oh my God, they must be dead
911: Calm down sir. First, can you please verify that the person is indeed dead

BANG

man: ok, now what?

 

[manfreid88]

Lol, reminds me of the one:

911: 911, please state the emergency
man: oh my God, someone broke into my house. I shot them. I think they're dead. Oh my God, they must be dead
911: Calm down sir. First, can you please verify that the person is indeed dead

BANG

man: ok, now what?

:notworthy Couldn't help