The Casinomeister Bar and Grill

[mina1929]

I know a fun card game to start with.



That's heaps funny the peoples reactions

I think I just rather play solitaire

 

[Jono777]

Ahh, Cheers Col, that hit the spot (made me real hungry sat ere in fact )

I've fetched all the glasses in and swept and mopped, least I could do after that lovely brekkie!

We could get a nice young (say about 21-22) part time cleaner in *whisper, cough* female of course.

One that loves slots, food, booze and blokes called Jon maybe??

 

[geordiecolin]

Ahh, Cheers Col, that hit the spot (made me real hungry sat ere in fact )

I've fetched all the glasses in and swept and mopped, least I could do after that lovely brekkie!

We could get a nice young (say about 21-22) part time cleaner in *whisper, cough* female of course.

One that loves slots, food, booze and blokes called Jon maybe??

That sounds like a plan.
I may go looking for just the right person and interview them in this new fangled internet thing called skype.
But this is not my gaff. I just live upstairs and help out. Anyone here can run the shop

I will come back once the interviews are done

 

[geordiecolin]

Well these young ladies seem very enthusiastic about gaining employment.
I may need help to create a shortlist.
((((( HELP ))))))

 

[Jono777]

Erm...struggling!

 

[goatwack]

Nevermind 2.58, I blew my wad after twelve seconds

 

[geordiecolin]

Erm...struggling!

Your probably right. These young ones do take a lot of time to train. Maybe we should opt for a bit of experience instead?

 

[geordiecolin]

Nevermind 2.58, I blew my wad after twelve seconds

So you will have big trouble depositing again for some time?

 

[goatwack]

So you will have big trouble depositing again for some time?

Not unless they accept 'used' notes

 

[Steviedoo]

ok...some of you patrons need to get a grip...its getting way too rowdy in here...SECURITY!!!

 

[Jono777]

 

[geordiecolin]

ok...some of you patrons need to get a grip...its getting way too rowdy in here...SECURITY!!!

Spintee looks like he has just finished a shift stood outside a Weatherspoons pub judging by his thumbnail pic


*Col hides behind Goatie in case he heard that*

 

[geordiecolin]

ok...some of you patrons need to get a grip...its getting way too rowdy in here...SECURITY!!!

Dionysus has just applied for head of security and has submitted an example of his previous work

 

[Steviedoo]

Dionysus has just applied for head of security and has submitted an example of his previous work




LOL....

 

[Jd666]

Back from my hols, so back in the bar.
Only someone has nicked my sodding seat

 

[Jono777]

Back from my hols, so back in the bar.
Only someone has nicked my sodding seat

Hope you had a great one JD

Its no problem there mate, bar has been partially closed whilst they refurbed whilst you were away.

Been extremely quiet but your fave seat is now over there, lot closer to the bar see

 

[Harry_BKK]

Back from my hols, so back in the bar.
Only someone has nicked my sodding seat

Welcome back mate.

Yeah, has been awfully quiet while you were away. First they ran out of beer than the builders moved in

See you in the VS battle.

 

[dionysus]

Dionysus has just applied for head of security and has submitted an example of his previous work




lol, dafuq? i really need to log on more lol

 

[Jasminebed]

But I could totally see you doing that Dionysus. You're a funny dude.

You should post one of you arguing with your dogs, lol. I've seen a few of past facebook ones.

Someone make me a caesar with extra hot tabasco sauce and just a smidge of horseradish. Tall glass, extra clamato. Hell, just make a pitcher, I'm buying.

 

[geordiecolin]

OMG it smells musty and stale in here. Anyone fancy a drink?

While I'm restocking and loading up the glass machine I'll stick a tune on

 

[geordiecolin]

But I could totally see you doing that Dionysus. You're a funny dude.

You should post one of you arguing with your dogs, lol. I've seen a few of past facebook ones.

Someone make me a caesar with extra hot tabasco sauce and just a smidge of horseradish. Tall glass, extra clamato. Hell, just make a pitcher, I'm buying.

I hope you managed to gobble it up before it went limp and unpalatable?

 

[goatwack]

I hope you managed to gobble it up before it went limp and unpalatable?

What happened to this place? You go AWOL for a few days Colin and let it rot.

We've even got squatters in here now, good luck shifting those!

 

[Jono777]

Evening Lads

Geez it smells like rotting flesh in ere, lets all muck in and clean this place up.

I'll pour the beers, help ya self to a smoke!

 

[geordiecolin]

What happened to this place? You go AWOL for a few days Colin and let it rot.

We've even got squatters in here now, good luck shifting those!

I think you will find that the squatters where actually Max,Conker and Meister Brian on another of their Whisky tours

 

[goatwack]

Boris! You're doing the toilets!

After that, get cracking on the washing up!

 

[geordiecolin]

Evening Lads

Geez it smells like rotting flesh in ere, lets all muck in and clean this place up.

I'll pour the beers, help ya self to a smoke!

More hands make light work. Top Banana. Hows the local Derby getting on Jon?
I had forgot about Keane until I was reading an article just there.

Favourite bands/groups?

 

[geordiecolin]

Boris! You're doing the toilets!

After that, get cracking on the washing up!

With his troosers doon and a feather duster sticking out from where the sun don't shine?

 

[goatwack]

With his troosers doon and a feather duster sticking out from where the sun don't shine?

The data provided in that joke wasn't up to standard.

Please provide a clearer gag.

 

[geordiecolin]

The data provided in that joke wasn't up to standard.

Please provide a clearer gag.

Happily. Soaked in chloroform ?

 

[Jono777]

Boris! You're doing the toilets!

After that, get cracking on the washing up!

Let me have a shite first lmao!

@Col 1-1 (penalty a piece) but we've been all over em for most the match, in final minutes now!

Edit: finished 1-1 (reckon they'll sack our gaffer before the end of the month)

 

[goatwack]

Let me have a shite first lmao!

@Col 1-1 (penalty a piece) but we've been all over em for most the match, in final minutes now!

Edit: finished 1-1 (reckon they'll sack our gaffer before the end of the month)

What's this! Colin's got the ball and decided to dribble in his own box! *

*make of that what you will

 

[geordiecolin]

Let me have a shite first lmao!

@Col 1-1 (penalty a piece) but we've been all over em for most the match, in final minutes now!

Edit: finished 1-1 (reckon they'll sack our gaffer before the end of the month)

What pisses me off is that there is rarely a live feed online to watch Championship games. I rely on a supporter in the stands live streaming it on periscope

Reminder. Don't forget at 8/9/10/11pm in that sports betting place.

Sorry we could online find that old school toilet paper Jon. I hope it doesn't chaff too much?

 

[geordiecolin]

What's this! Colin's got the ball and decided to dribble in his own box! *

*make of that what you will

I intend to be dribbling by the end of the night. What you all drinking? On the house

 

[Jono777]

What pisses me off is that there is rarely a live feed online to watch Championship games. I rely on a supporter in the stands live streaming it on periscope

Reminder. Don't forget at 8/9/10/11pm in that sports betting place.

Sorry we could online find that old school toilet paper Jon. I hope it doesn't chaff too much?

Hee hee, little tinker me I snook into the ladies and used their newly installed bidet.

Mines a Carling please

Cheers 4 the reminder also Managed to leave yesterdays wins alone all day so hope to top em up this evening.

With regards to the footy, Can't afford Sky Sports ATM work so erratic and kids wouldn't let me watch in peace anyway lol. Keep putting off getting one of those 'Chipped Up 'Super Boxes' off my mate but might bite the bullet n treat myself for Xmas. Have to settle for constant 'F5'ing' of the BBC Website

 

[goatwack]

Wolves are too expectant. I think they've got a decent manager and will probably sneak into the playoffs.

The only Manager worried about being sacked is Bruce. I think the Villa board still believe they should be in the Champions League!

 

[geordiecolin]

Hee hee, little tinker me I snook into the ladies and used their newly installed bidet.

Mines a Carling please

Cheers 4 the reminder also Managed to leave yesterdays wins alone all day so hope to top em up this evening.

With regards to the footy, Can't afford Sky Sports ATM work so erratic and kids wouldn't let me watch in peace anyway lol. Keep putting off getting one of those 'Chipped Up 'Super Boxes' off my mate but might bite the bullet n treat myself for Xmas. Have to settle for constant 'F5'ing' of the BBC Website

I won a total of .20p!
One Carling coming up! Talking of urinals. What is the lowest denomination coin that you would stick your hand in a urinal for?

 

[geordiecolin]

Wolves are too expectant. I think they've got a decent manager and will probably sneak into the playoffs.

The only Manager worried about being sacked is Bruce. I think the Villa board still believe they should be in the Champions League!

The Championship is a tough division to get out of unless its going down! Even more so given the fact that the Toon are already nailed on.

 

[goatwack]

I won a total of .20p!
One Carling coming up! Talking of urinals. What is the lowest denomination coin that you would stick your hand in a urinal for?

I won about £3.50, for the record. Even got two DOA bonus rounds out of it!

But they blew donkey balls.

Hopefully my luck will turn with tonight's spins at the super special place

 

[Jono777]

I won a total of .20p!
One Carling coming up! Talking of urinals. What is the lowest denomination coin that you would stick your hand in a urinal for?

Probably 0.50p

I just laughed out sitting here as you reminded me of a phase we went thru (yes all in our 30's so not long back) where we'd throw all our loose change into the urinal in our local each visit and see how much we'd build it up to (number of coins not value) before some scrounger had taken it.

Only ever 10p's downwards but with 3-4 of us doing it and you know what its like when on a sesh and you 'break the seal' quite often built up quite a collection.

Don't remember it ever being there at the end of the night!

 

[Jono777]

First Batch 0.80p - Even did that fake nudge for the 3rd scatter and flicked back up

 

[geordiecolin]

Probably 0.50p

I just laughed out sitting here as you reminded me of a phase we went thru (yes all in our 30's so not long back) where we'd throw all our loose change into the urinal in our local each visit and see how much we'd build it up to (number of coins not value) before some scrounger had taken it.

Only ever 10p's downwards but with 3-4 of us doing it and you know what its like when on a sesh and you 'break the seal' quite often built up quite a collection.

Don't remember it ever being there at the end of the night!

I fished about last week among the blue tablets piss and vomit only to find it was a half pence piece. I couldn't even spend a penny successfully

 

[geordiecolin]

First Batch 0.80p - Even did that fake nudge for the 3rd scatter and flicked back up

I managed £1.10 making a total of £1.20 Saving it up for a bash on DoA.

Damn this Guinness is awful. Must have left some chaser in the pipes!

 

[goatwack]

First Batch 0.80p - Even did that fake nudge for the 3rd scatter and flicked back up

I got £1.20 - a personal best.

If I can get just one bonus on any of 'em, I'll be a happy camper

 

[geordiecolin]

I got £1.20 - a personal best.

If I can get just one bonus on any of 'em, I'll be a happy camper

We know all about your camping! Now where is you "mate" Doris from the other thread?

 

[TheAddict]

Nothing like a pint of the usuall after deciding not to venture out for the night. Can i have a pint of flat looking nearly out of date pipe cleaning chemically enriched fosters please?


Speaking of picking up a coin in the urinals.. i was in a pub to play a fruit machine 2 weeks ago, and the long urinal had a 50pence peice in the middle of it. As accesable as it were, and with the queen winking at me while i held my thing unusally attentative, i decided to take aim at it and complete its inevitable, slowly drowning misery in what i believed to be a much more humane fashion. The pub had only about 5-6 people in it, yet I went back after completing my date with the fruity, after 2 pints of the said finest, some 30 minutes later. But, it had been taken!

 

[geordiecolin]

Nothing like a pint of the usuall after deciding not to venture out for the night. Can i have a pint of flat looking nearly out of date pipe cleaning chemically enriched fosters please?


Speaking of picking up a coin in the urinals.. i was in a pub to play a fruit machine 2 weeks ago, and the long urinal had a 50pence peice in the middle of it. As accesable as it were, and with the queen winking at me while i held my thing unusally attentative, i decided to take aim at it and complete its inevitable, slowly drowning misery in what i believed to be a much more humane fashion. The pub had only about 5-6 people in it, yet I went back after completing my date with the fruity, after 2 pints of the said finest, some 30 minutes later. But, it had been taken!

Hello and welcome Adam. One Chaser top coming up. On the house
Ever licked your fingers accidentally after a few hours of sticking coins in a machine?

 

[goatwack]

We know all about your camping! Now where is you "mate" Doris from the other thread?

He had enough of your antics and started another thread!

It's called "The Casinomeister Much Better Than Colin's Bar and Grill"

 

[geordiecolin]

He had enough of your antics and started another thread!

It's called "The Casinomeister Much Better Than Colin's Bar and Grill"

How can this joint compete with a bloody palace? But I doubt he has done his marketing homework

 

[TheAddict]

n1 sir *tips hat.

I know i have stupidly eaten food after obtaining that dirty stinking colour on your hands. Like a kebab many years ago or something similar. Vowed long ago never to eat those again though! like macce's and kfc.
Am so used to it that know not to put my hands near the mouth anymore, but probably not so much as a child!
It's amazing how quickly your hands stink to after a punt. More amazing if the pub you are in offers soap amongst the options to clean them.
A lot of people think im stupid for throwing the coppers, usually use them as football coins walking down the road. but i heard they collect even more 'germs' due to what they are so i really got no time for them when out and about, usually having a pocket full of dirty quids of which 1/4 are probably fake anyway.

Fu**ing disgusting thought, as i know i have done that. cheers man. been slotting since 7 years old and didn't know realize quite how dirty and germ covered coins were until some time a fair while later

 

[geordiecolin]

n1 sir *tips hat.

I know i have stupidly eaten food after obtaining that dirty stinking colour on your hands. Like a kebab many years ago or something similar. Vowed long ago never to eat those again though! like macce's and kfc.
Am so used to it that know not to put my hands near the mouth anymore, but probably not so much as a child!
It's amazing how quickly your hands stink to after a punt. More amazing if the pub you are in offers soap amongst the options to clean them.
A lot of people think im stupid for throwing the coppers, usually use them as football coins walking down the road. but i heard they collect even more 'germs' due to what they are so i really got no time for them when out and about, usually having a pocket full of dirty quids of which 1/4 are probably fake anyway.

Fu**ing disgusting thought, as i know i have done that. cheers man. been slotting since 7 years old and didn't know realize quite how dirty and germ covered coins were until some time a fair while later

Did you know that most used notes have traces of drugs on them?
Talking of which time for a tune.

" I can see clearly now my brain has gone.... "