The Casinomeister Bar and Grill

[geordiecolin]

Best advent calendar ever :notworthy:

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I like that way too much. I may even swerve my usual Cliff Richard Calendar for that this year

 

[geordiecolin]

Time for that early morning cuppa

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Mmm that and a Blue Waffle will perk even the coldest of men up first thing of a morning

 

[goatwack]

It's a strange old day today, everything's just a little off.

Having read Spintee's police escapades, this seemed rather fitting!

 

[geordiecolin]

Spintee's lament....

 

[geordiecolin]

Someone get the drinks in. Back in half an hour

 

[Nicola]

Evening all

Finally back in London after two fab weeks in Vegas. No drinks for me, bed for at least 15 hours

 

[Jono777]

Evening all

Finally back in London after two fab weeks in Vegas. No drinks for me, bed for at least 15 hours

Hi Nicola, good to see you back and if only, sigh.....That'll teach me for having kids, lucky to see 1/3 of that

 

[Jono777]

Someone get the drinks in. Back in half an hour

NP, I'll get these in,



bloody pumps have gone down, Enjoy

 

[geordiecolin]

NP, I'll get these in,

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bloody pumps have gone down, Enjoy

Some lazy fecker left chaser in the pipes but we can't serve that crap. Its about 1% proof! I'm having an Old Tailor Bourbon

Just installed an old Space invaders Machine in the corner

 

[goatwack]

Let's have some beatz, barman

So here I am minding my own business when I get shown this epic masterpiece.

What the hell is wrong with them lot

Ah f*ck it, it's really good actually.

And that chorus

 

[goatwack]

Colin, sort your bar out. In the meantime I'll be keeping this on infinite loop until I go the gym tomorrow.

I'll just be having a 'few' redbull. Watch me fly tomorrow with my panda eyes!

 

[Jasminebed]

Jetlagged and just woke up. Wonder how many days before I get back in sync.

Better pour me a cold one with a whisky chaser.

 

[geordiecolin]

Let's have some beatz, barman

So here I am minding my own business when I get shown this epic masterpiece.

What the hell is wrong with them lot

Ah f*ck it, it's really good actually.

And that chorus



Your avatar is keeping in perfect sync with the beat there Goatie. It as if you where the artist himself!
Notice the lady with the binoculars trained on his particulars trying to determine his gender? Its similar to me checking out the punters in the snug some nights.
I think that I will have a big fry up for breakfast this morning and prune juice

 

[geordiecolin]

Jetlagged and just woke up. Wonder how many days before I get back in sync.

Better pour me a cold one with a whisky chaser.

Coming right up Jasmine with a complimentary breakfast :eat:

 

[Jd666]

Best get the eggs sorted...

 

[geordiecolin]

Best get the eggs sorted...

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Ha ha. I hope that is not Jono with his man flu?

I'm thinking of booking these lot for an evening of entertainment. Thank god the vid was stopped before they finished their finale

 

[geordiecolin]

This is my safe place and I'm going nowhere tonight . :Read: + :yahoo: = oke:

 

[goatwack]

This is my safe place and I'm going nowhere tonight . :Read: + :yahoo: = oke:

I would comment on that but it would push it to the top of the CM pile and offend someone.

Oh......bugger

 

[geordiecolin]

I would comment on that but it would push it to the top of the CM pile and offend someone.

Oh......bugger

I am posting replies to the other thread from the safety of here.

DJ's Honey G reply cracked me up

 

[geordiecolin]

Sorry that my post upset you Secret2

 

[geordiecolin]

Lockinlove " Did she fly around the room and hit you when all 'her' air came out?"


It wasn't just air that came out,so I hear

 

[goatwack]

Lockinlove " Did she fly around the room and hit you when all 'her' air came out?"


It wasn't just air that came out,so I hear

You filthy degenerate. I'd never make such crude posts

*even if I beat you to it by a minute!

 

[geordiecolin]

You filthy degenerate. I'd never make such crude posts

*even if I beat you to it by a minute!

Only because it took me some time to migrate to this thread. :baby:

 

[Steviedoo]

i need a drink after that other thread about stolen casino details....phew...vodka straight up please. a russian brand.

 

[Jd666]

We need to do the New Years Eve entertainment auditions.

First up

 

[Jasminebed]

What's the bar policy on bringing your own booze? I brought some bad Thai Whisky home with me, I'm going to need help. I don't mind buying mix. Usually I think whiskey deserves respect, but this needs hiding.

And a little Christmas tune from a hometown band:

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[goatwack]

To promote equality and awareness in this bar, I thought this ought to go on the jukebox.

Talent like this should not go unnoticed

 

[RichyJ75]

To promote equality and awareness in this bar, I thought this ought to go on the jukebox.

Talent like this should not go unnoticed

Oight, Cheeky!!!

Butt, ass always your posts make me chuckle a hole load! Not one of your usual pants posts and I kinda like this kind of thong!

 

[goatwack]

Oight, Cheeky!!!

Butt, ass always your posts make me chuckle a hole load! Not one of your usual pants posts and I kinda like this kind of thong!

That's pretty impressive.

I'm off to the Jobcentre first thing tomorrow

 

[goatwack]

Let it all out Richy.

We're here for you

 

[TheAddict]

Recently heard on the grapevine that this is the place where anything goes, so thought id pop in again for a bit of diversity.
Perhaps i didnt fully grasp the meaning of 'anything goes'. But I just couldnt bring myself to open the door after first laying eyes on a near empty bottle of whiskey ontop of a partially unwrapped box, of which im almost sure contained harry playing doa touch, while at the same time a respectable looking lady was doing a, all be it fairly impressive, drum solo on goatwack, colin & richy.

 

[goatwack]

Is Colin still hiding under the table?

It's alright, nobody's going to hurt you. The other thread finished two days ago

 

[geordiecolin]

Is Colin still hiding under the table?

It's alright, nobody's going to hurt you. The other thread finished two days ago

I am in the kitchen making a big cake to offer up as a peace offering to THAT other thread. For the moment I am staying put

 

[geordiecolin]

What's the bar policy on bringing your own booze? I brought some bad Thai Whisky home with me, I'm going to need help. I don't mind buying mix. Usually I think whiskey deserves respect, but this needs hiding.

And a little Christmas tune from a hometown band:

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I will be in the bar later to dish out cocktails. But anyone can take over behind the pumps

 

[RichyJ75]

Well, I have been out Crimbo shopping this morning - hell on earth in the town centre. I was lucky enough to get in there and parked up by 8.50am - lucky in the sense that the car park soon became full and a massive queue outside to get in by the time I was leaving!

Anyway, on my travels I found a 'Duck with a Dick' in the Menkind shop.

For once, I was speechless. Who would you actually buy one of these for? I was going to get one for my nephew/nieces, but am pretty sure my sister would wallop me one!

 

[goatwack]

Well, I have been out Crimbo shopping this morning - hell on earth in the town centre. I was lucky enough to get in there and parked up by 8.50am - lucky in the sense that the car park soon became full and a massive queue outside to get in by the time I was leaving!

Anyway, on my travels I found a 'Duck with a Dick' in the Menkind shop.

For once, I was speechless. Who would you actually buy one of these for? I was going to get one for my nephew/nieces, but am pretty sure my sister would wallop me one!

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Thanks Richy, I was struggling to come up with something for my grandmother

 

[geordiecolin]

Thanks Richy, I was struggling to come up with something for my grandmother

Not that many years ago I often had a bath while visiting a new girlfriend.A few times I stuck her little duck that was on the side in the bath,turned it on and watched it glide around. It was only after I mentioned it to her that I learned what it really was. :lick:

 

[Jono777]

They're actually quite comfortable once 'On'

 

[goatwack]

Not that many years ago I often had a bath while visiting a new girlfriend.A few times I stuck her little duck that was on the side in the bath,turned it on and watched it glide around. It was only after I mentioned it to her that I learned what it really was. :lick:

Quite the tale.

Remind me to never play "Drop the soap" with you

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[RichyJ75]

Remind me to never play "Drop the soap" with you

Have you never heard of 'soap on a rope'? That means you can hang it off things without feeling the need to drop it .......

 

[RichyJ75]

Hmmmmm, Bar & Grill time .....

So tempting to crack open some of the Christmas booze now! No reason why the bottle can't be already opened on the 25th as I only wish to try it now. Not normally a home drinker, but quite fancy some of this Irish Cream Liqueur. Also fancy a burger, but none of those in the freezer!

 

[goatwack]

Hmmmmm, Bar & Grill time .....

So tempting to crack open some of the Christmas booze now! No reason why the bottle can't be already opened on the 25th as I only wish to try it now. Not normally a home drinker, but quite fancy some of this Irish Cream Liqueur. Also fancy a burger, but none of those in the freezer!

Thanks Richy, now I'm hungry myself and could murder a burger. Some Baileys wouldn't go amiss either!

Unfortunately I'm in possession of neither

 

[geordiecolin]

Quite the tale.

Remind me to never play "Drop the soap" with you

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I have a king sized pope on a rope soap. Brace yourself!

 

[geordiecolin]

Thanks Richy, now I'm hungry myself and could murder a burger. Some Baileys wouldn't go amiss either!

Unfortunately I'm in possession of neither

We have a large table full of goodies but I have been sworn to keep my mitts of them for now. I think she just wants to admire it all

While she was out shopping in Brighton I took the opportunity to leave her to it to "Watch the international mid depth submarine championship racing". It being dark didn't help

 

[RichyJ75]

Thanks Richy, now I'm hungry myself and could murder a burger. Some Baileys wouldn't go amiss either!

Unfortunately I'm in possession of neither

I have a bread roll, just debating whether to put some fish fingers in it or some battered chicken! Or simply say it is bed time and save myself for breakfast.

But, I have the munchies (no, I am not a smoker of herbal greenery!), so stomach rules and will have to raid the kitchen. Think the fish finger roll will win .......

 

[goatwack]

I have a bread roll, just debating whether to put some fish fingers in it or some battered chicken! Or simply say it is bed time and save myself for breakfast.

But, I have the munchies (no, I am not a smoker of herbal greenery!), so stomach rules and will have to raid the kitchen. Think the fish finger roll will win .......

Well at least this time you'll have a valid reason for having fishy fingers in the morning

 

[RichyJ75]

Well at least this time you'll have a valid reason for having fishy fingers in the morning

Yep, after all that mass debating on what to have!!!

 

[goatwack]

Went to see Chili Peppers & Babymetal tonight at the O2 - just got back.

Barman, I'd like a nice cup of Bovril or some form of soup. Ooh lordy me weary bones

Can't seem to upload vids so here's my partner's amazeballs photography skillz. She can't help being 3 ft 8

Here's some pics of an awesome night

 

[geordiecolin]

That is a recent picture from a Motorhead gig where the crowd where asked if anyone had managed to hit the bonus round in their slot

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[goatwack]

People thought he was finished, this disproves that notion.

The King at his finest