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Uhhhmmmm......yeah. Dead on NetEnt.
So basically a full screen of wilds then gets rewarded with a second full screen of wilds.
Not even a Scandanavian player is going to hit that.....
Well at least we all know what we need to do now if we want to become instant quarter millionaires, don't we?
Meanwhile, in the real world......dunover sees this thread and delivers a hearty LOL, shortly followed by a somewhat acidic reality check.

The way the screen goes full of sticky wilds one by one at 1:33 - 2:25
I have never seen a slot play like that EVER. I'd be surprised to see a real players video of that happening lol. Will reserve own judgement till I can play it but yeah hopefully its better then the rather lame spinata grinata

Uhhhmmmm......yeah. Dead on NetEnt.
So basically a full screen of wilds then gets rewarded with a second full screen of wilds.
Not even a Scandanavian player is going to hit that.....
Well at least we all know what we need to do now if we want to become instant quarter millionaires, don't we?
Meanwhile, in the real world......dunover sees this thread and delivers a hearty LOL, shortly followed by a somewhat acidic reality check.






The game play is extremely slow and laggy - I hope they don't try and replicate Loser Island - A shameful creation IMPO - The Slot is great, but the animation is fucking dismal.
Now - I get that NetEnt try and show their best wins but I think everyone agrees here that they like baiting with videos because hitting something like that is virtually impossible. It is the 'Top Award' after all so I wouldn't expect it often or maybe I might never see it. Seems to be around 1000x? Im sure it could be more if the wilds fall individually ....
IMPO the last Good Slot they released was the Wishmaster, everything else is crap, money gobbling lose 200x bet to hit 150x or 250x.
Nate



This game is pathetic. Abysmal. Execrable.
Why they felt it necessary to put a 't' in the name I'll never know.
I may be getting a bit paranoid but I'm sure they've been reading about my hatred of St*rb*rst and challenged their designers to come up with something even more diabolical just to spite me. All of them bar one declared the task "impossible!" but the one wanker took on the challenge and actually succeeded.
It's like Turd From The Unflushed Toilet without the turd. Without the mincing nancy-boy in the blue shirt. Without anything in fact.
As the BBC already have a game show named 'Pointless' Netent had to pick an alternative name for it.
I'm sure around the world there are a few people who usually stare at walls dribbling that may find it a welcome diversion, but this slot should be made into a cheap plastic toy and sold in the Early Learning Centre.



Can't wait to see what they come up with next...
"Growing" - Tired of losing your money so quickly? Now you can get 24 hours of pure entertainment for only £1.
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not a fan of those sticky wild thingys .....got enough with them already
atleast if the payouts were big enough....could have tried it....
maybe we can start a petition for netent to create a 243way DOA2 slot.....could be a runner?!?
Great Idea DOA2
Lets hope I get my bank loan and remortgage funds in time for it's release![]()





SORRY could not help it worked on this for over 1 hour but have to give in so sorry it is not 100% optimal but hope you take it as good fun especially Net Entertainment this is in no way to make fools of you still love you guys
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NetFake Recreation Presents New slot release coming soon to be released early 2016.
The brand new DOA2 or better known as Dead or Alive 2 will now be in an exciting 243 ways and with even more Cowboys as we have 3 new ones lined up for you.
There will be a new exciting feature if you catch the Sheriff middle reel will trigger SHOOTOUT. This will cause the Sheriff to shoot up to 12 symbols which will change to wilds. The middle reel will already be will and expanded and 3 spins will be played. Each Spin he will shoot 4 times some will miss and some will hit. We promise there will be lots of hits as a full screen of wilds will only pay 250x bet.
Also like the old DOA1 you will get free spins feature by getting at least 3 of the well-known boring pair of pistols scatter symbols. But do not fear it is almost kept to the original DOA only difference is that we know have 3 more cowboys which are set to be Rolastan bullet proof so don’t expect lot more screen shots with 1000x + from him also we will be removing the old DOA to ensure we keep profits high on this new exciting release
In this feature you will now have even more wild symbols and even more exiting is that now you will only need 3 wilds to get stack on one reel and this will trigger 3 extra spins and that reel wild of course be locked full stacked wild reel for remaining spins.
Also as this is now a 243 ways then 5 scatters will only pay 25,00 times bet as we promise you will see wilds occurring a lot more than in DOA1.
Meet the new Cowboys here below
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PS Net Ent please feel free to use any of my ideas but please just remember to give me 50% of your profit![]()




We'll nickname is Suckers in no time because you'd need to be one to play that utter nonsense! However, NET-ENT will have their own secret codename for it probably Snickers as they will be snickering that people are actually putting money into this slot![]()


I thought it appropriate I should find more of these - those of you whom have played The Dish Washer watch this and wonder....
Especially from 2:30 onwards...
