- Joined
- Apr 2, 2007
- Location
- Belarus
1. Sex with businesswoman:
- May I?
- Come in!
2. If man offers inimitable sex to woman, she must be ready that it will be only one time!
3. A couple comes in sex-shop. She is very fat, and he is very thin...
Seller: would you like to buy something?
Man: I want something special for my wife for Women's Day!
Seller: Take an erotic underclothes! It's very stylish now!
Man: OK!
And then he buys underclothes of max size!
Seller: Take "Viagra" for exciting experience and rush!
Man: Oh, no! If I want to see it on my wife, I'd better to take a contrastimulant!
4. Woman was at home doing housework, when the doorbell rang. She opened the door and saw the man staying opposite:
- Hello, madam. Sorry for inconvenience, but do you love sex?
- Drop dead, you, moron! - and she slams the door.
Next day the same man again came and asked her the same question.
- Sorry for being too persistent, but please answer, do you love "69" position?
- Get out! Or I call the police!!!!
Next day the same...
- I'm really sorry, madam, but please, answer, do you scream when you're coming?
- I'm fed up with it! I'll tell my husband about you!!!
And she told her husband about this strange man. Her husband said: "When he will come again, keep him long, and I'll be behind the entrance door"
Next day this strange man came again...
- Hello, madam, please answer, do you love oral sex?
- Yes.
- And anal sex?
- Yes, I love it very much!
- And "69" position?
- YES!
- And sadomasochism?
- Yes!
- Well, in this case please ask your husband, if he has all he need, why he is sleeping with my wife???
Enjoy the weekend!
- May I?
- Come in!
2. If man offers inimitable sex to woman, she must be ready that it will be only one time!
3. A couple comes in sex-shop. She is very fat, and he is very thin...
Seller: would you like to buy something?
Man: I want something special for my wife for Women's Day!
Seller: Take an erotic underclothes! It's very stylish now!
Man: OK!
And then he buys underclothes of max size!
Seller: Take "Viagra" for exciting experience and rush!
Man: Oh, no! If I want to see it on my wife, I'd better to take a contrastimulant!
4. Woman was at home doing housework, when the doorbell rang. She opened the door and saw the man staying opposite:
- Hello, madam. Sorry for inconvenience, but do you love sex?
- Drop dead, you, moron! - and she slams the door.
Next day the same man again came and asked her the same question.
- Sorry for being too persistent, but please answer, do you love "69" position?
- Get out! Or I call the police!!!!
Next day the same...
- I'm really sorry, madam, but please, answer, do you scream when you're coming?
- I'm fed up with it! I'll tell my husband about you!!!
And she told her husband about this strange man. Her husband said: "When he will come again, keep him long, and I'll be behind the entrance door"
Next day this strange man came again...
- Hello, madam, please answer, do you love oral sex?
- Yes.
- And anal sex?
- Yes, I love it very much!
- And "69" position?
- YES!
- And sadomasochism?
- Yes!
- Well, in this case please ask your husband, if he has all he need, why he is sleeping with my wife???
Enjoy the weekend!
