Screen Shots that Suck!

[Oebro]

Wow! Keno!! Didn't believe anybody actually played that game.

 

[slotchik]

Wow! Keno!! Didn't believe anybody actually played that game.

cept for KK.~~ LOL

but he does very well...so good for him

 

[KasinoKing]

cept for KK.~~ LOL

but he does very well...so good for him

Tell you what - it pays a lot better than Crypto Blackjack!

 

[nafanny29]

Talking about crypto I got dealt 4 red aces in 1 hand twice yesterday. I grabbed a screenshot the second time. (I should have played the progressive would have been thousands!!)

 

[Macgyver]

Held the K and the Ace and got dealt this hand ... the 10 of Spades would have meant a Jackpot win of $34,000!!

 

[nafanny29]

That is an unbelievable Jackpot for a 5c JOB machine. That cannot be right surely Even a $1 machine would never get that high

 

[mitch]

That is an unbelievable Jackpot for a 5c JOB machine. That cannot be right surely Even a $1 machine would never get that high

Perhaps it is a slot machine rather than a VP one.

If not all players should pile in because I think there is probably a player edge.
The pay table looks very generous to me and may deliver a player edge notwithstanding the jackpot. Can Grandmaster confirm?

Mitch

 

[JackTenOff]

I would have thought you can only get the jackpot playing max bet?

 

[Macgyver]

I would have thought you can only get the jackpot playing max bet?

I did play max bet ... 5 coins at 5 cents apiece = 25 cents.

Perhaps it is a slot machine rather than a VP one.

If not all players should pile in because I think there is probably a player edge.
The pay table looks very generous to me and may deliver a player edge notwithstanding the jackpot. Can Grandmaster confirm?

No, it's a Video Poker game. At least that's what they claim ...

And, yes, there have been other people who have brought up the generous pay table and asked the casino how they can do something like that on a "10s or Better" machine ... no real answer was given.

 

[GrandMaster]

Perhaps it is a slot machine rather than a VP one.

If not all players should pile in because I think there is probably a player edge.
The pay table looks very generous to me and may deliver a player edge notwithstanding the jackpot. Can Grandmaster confirm?

Mitch

I haven't got software for the Ten or better, so I did it for Jacks or Better with the same paytable. If the machine really paid out $34857.39 on a 25c bet, it would have a theoretical payout ratio of 666%. I think it is more likely that the jackpot only applies if you are playing five $5 coins, and the return is still above 101%, even ignoring the payout on pairs of 10's. Which casino was it, or at least what kind of software?

 

[DrNo888]

Looks like the Russian one VA-banks or something like that.

 

[chuchu59]

Held the K and the Ace and got dealt this hand ... the 10 of Spades would have meant a Jackpot win of $34,000!!

Hmmm,I am a bit suspicious. Normally,a tens or better VP machine will pay 5x for a flush and 6x for a full house. The paytable is way too generous.

 

[largeeyes]

With a royal jackpot like that, this thing is way over 100% return. 9/6 is close enough at like 99.5%, but then you have a 120,000coin return on a royal??

 

[Macgyver]

Looks like the Russian one VA-banks or something like that.

It is from that casino, Va-bank Online Casino.

 

[Simmo!]

With a royal jackpot like that, this thing is way over 100% return. 9/6 is close enough at like 99.5%, but then you have a 120,000coin return on a royal??

I dont think that Jackpot can be for a max bet at $0.05c - When you look at the denominations at the bottom it goes to $5 and i would suspect that thats what earns the Pot. The $0.05 max bet proably earns an aggregated amount (ie Pot / 100) at a guess.

 

[largeeyes]

Oh, so you think it's with $1 or $5 coins or something? makes more sense, definitely.

 

[Macgyver]

I dont think that Jackpot can be for a max bet at $0.05c - When you look at the denominations at the bottom it goes to $5 and i would suspect that thats what earns the Pot. The $0.05 max bet proably earns an aggregated amount (ie Pot / 100) at a guess.

You may be right ... I was curious and found this under their "Jackpot" section on their Help menu:

At Va-Bank Online Casino all slots and all video poker machines have a special jackpot. Minimum amount of jackpot in the Casino is $25,000. Jackpot terms vary for each game.

Jackpot size depends on the game you choose. Amount of winning directly corresponds to the size of your bet. The amount of jackpot corresponding to the maximum bet is listed in every game. When wagering a smaller amount the jackpot will be reduced proportionally.

And this under their Help in the 10s or Better game, which directly confirms your thoughts, Simmo:

The sum of a winning at the winning of the jackpot directly depends on the amount of the bet of the player. Completely jackpot is paid during the game on the maximal bet (five dollars). During the game on other bets, jackpot is paid in corresponding proportions.

Maybe I would have been paid $340 instead of $34,000.

 

[GrandMaster]

If you use the strategy for Microgaming 10's or Better for this game, it should pay about 105%. Russian casino with excessively high payout, do you trust it to be truly fair and random?

 

[largeeyes]

Sounds like slotland........

 

[andyhinckley]

Ladies night

i dont have a screenshot... but this was terrible!!! 720 spins on ladies night, not one feature!!!! unbelievable!!!

few decent wins tho to keep me going left it in end, stayed even, no loss tho .. phew, try tomorrow!!

 

[Slotster!]

Ladies Nite has gone VERY mean at all the casinos I play at recently... Could just be bad luck I guess, but it seems to be definitely playing differently than it has been doing over the past few weeks...

 

[Macgyver]

One of a few big bets ($100) I've tried at a sticky casino ... but I couldn't pass up a 300% bonus at Golden Palace. Damn no-peek rule on Playtech :axeman2:

 

[Macgyver]

You know it's bad when you're posting right after yourself in a thread that contains the word "sucks" ...

Had a hell of a run with just $4 on VP at Vegas Lucky ... I hit everything you could possibly hit except for the straight flush and, of course, the Royal. Would have been nice to hit this one below, I could have gone back to blackjack.

Ah well, still searching for the elusive first RF ....

 

[DrNo888]

How about a 9 card charlie?

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[The Dude]

How about a 9 card charlie?...

Unbelievable!! I think I'll make a "sucks" hall of fame. This one will be there for sure.

 

[Slotster!]

This has got to be some sort of record... Way over 700 spins before the feature arrived, decimating my balance which included a nice five ladies hit!!

Serves me right for chasing those scatters...

The feature gave me 200, so I nipped off to Spring Break - 245 spins later with no feature and I busted out... I think Spin Palace broke them

 

[tim5ny]

It's no record.. believe me! Sometimes that game sucks as much as Tomb Raider... and that's bad.

 

[KasinoKing]

Needless to say, the TWENTY-ONE numbers I was betting on did NOT include 36, 19 OR 35
.

 

[Annorax]

I can do all your blackjack screenshots into the ground now. Would someone PM me a link to the thread where this software provider was rogued? The casino denied me a refund and accused me of photoshopping the screenshot, and I'd like to make sure I've pointed out to them exactly how they're full of shit before PAB'ing.

Notice the lack of chips in the bet circle? That indicates that not only was I not paid, the thing took MY money.

It did this on the next hand. I switched games after this.

 

[Macgyver]

I can do all your blackjack screenshots into the ground now. Would someone PM me a link to the thread where this software provider was rogued? The casino denied me a refund and accused me of photoshopping the screenshot, and I'd like to make sure I've pointed out to them exactly how they're full of shit before PAB'ing.

PM'd you two threads, Annorax, one about Rochester and one about Spanish Luck.

 

[The Dude]

Damn! This is BS (the software - not your screenshots). Only Rochester was rogued with a warning not to play at AST powered casinos. Looks like the Rogue Software section is due for updating today. Thanks for the screenshots sorry about your losses.

 

[Vambo]

4 wild and not a penny to be had

 

[trick]

First time EVER to get 5 wilds on ANY slot..... If the second one had been 1 up, I would have won 375$ instead of 13$

Edit: 5 spins later I hit 10 free spins - it did not hit a single win in any of the 10 spins!!! Glee

EditEdit: Busted out about a hundred spins later, never seeing the free spins again...

 

[KasinoKing]

I just hate those 'near misses' - don't you?

 

[Slotster!]

Agh! Two classic near misses in a row... I always sit and stare at them for a bit, maybe shaking my monitor if noone's looking *







* This doesn't actually happen **












** Alright, well once, but I was desperate ***












*** I do it every time. The shame.

 

[chalupa]

I was dealt four to a royal flush and pulled THREE of them out of 50.

I should only expect to hit ONE royal in this case. So why do three royals suck? See next post.

 

[chalupa]

Betting history leading up to royal flushes in previous post:

 

[KasinoKing]

Betting history leading up to royal flushes in previous post:

OUCH!

 

[peralis]

OUCH!

There really is no other way to say that

 

[tim5ny]

omg! One could almost cry "fixed" in that situation.

 

[tim5ny]

First time EVER to get 5 wilds on ANY slot..... If the second one had been 1 up, I would have won 375$ instead of 13$

Edit: 5 spins later I hit 10 free spins - it did not hit a single win in any of the 10 spins!!! Glee

EditEdit: Busted out about a hundred spins later, never seeing the free spins again...

That game sucks!!!!!!!!

 

[princessducky]

Ugh....this sucks!

 

[Bruce Hamilton]

Ugh....this sucks!

Yup... If reel # 2 had been down one, you'd have a nice win.

 

[princessducky]

Yup... If reel # 2 had been down one, you'd have a nice win.

Actually iy's to go to the bonus round, but I'm sure it would've helped alot to go though.

 

[Sodax77]

I had bad luck recently with 32Red slots, so i tried Secret Admirer For Fun. I deposited some Fun Money... and increase bet size to 90... and got... few diamond rings and free spins

 

[princessducky]

I had bad luck recently with 32Red slots, so i tried Secret Admirer For Fun. I deposited some Fun Money... and increase bet size to 90... and got... few diamond rings and free spins

Sorry to get off topic, but how to you deposit fun money into your account? I would like to play for fun sometimes at some of these sites.

 

[Sodax77]

Sorry to get off topic, but how to you deposit fun money into your account? I would like to play for fun sometimes at some of these sites.

(Microgaming casinos) If you have guest account from past, you can use that. If you haven't, then ask from support or re-download casino and create guest account. You can switch between real and guest account.

About fun money deposit: press "Bank" button at casino lobby, and make deposit, that's it

 

[rayharold]

Fruit Fiesta win - almost

soooo clooossse

 

[largeeyes]

omg! One could almost cry "fixed" in that situation.

From that history, I can only assume that if you win small, you double it until you get something sizable. Otherwise, there is no way you'd have 0 payout on a 50 hand VP game.

 

[jamiester]

Here's a killer...

Playing for play money at CasinoEuro and this came in. Of course I was playing $9.00/spin which I wouldn't do in real life, but if I was playing at 90 cents a spin I would only have been down around $70 before hitting this for $1000! Oh well, it was fun to see it come in anyway...