Screen Shots that Suck!

[tennis_balls]

So I log into pokerstars to play a bit and look whos at my table....
As If I didnt get enough of tennis_balls on Casinomeister...

I could have sworn I kicked his butt. Stars must have made an error in their report.

PokerStars Tournament #36117590, Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo
Buy-In: $6.00/$0.50
9 players
Total Prize Pool: $54.00
Tournament started - 2006/11/18 - 00:27:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/11/18 - 01:08:52 (ET)
1: Liquidsoap (Donkeyland), $27.00 (50%)
2: steve3912 (houston), $16.20 (30%)
3: carlchilders (Hastings), $10.80 (20%) me
4: wheato (Biddeford),
5: holden_2006 (brookhaven),
6: Kockaros (Obertshausen),
7: mattmatic (los angeles),
8: rowps (Flagstaff),
9: TEL_43 (blackpool),

 

[liquidsoap]

We sure did have some donks at that table...
I wish everytable I sat at was like that!

 

[winbig]

So I log into pokerstars to play a bit and look whos at my table....
As If I didnt get enough of tennis_balls on Casinomeister...

lol @ your avatar

The first one I had at PS was the scene from "lil crime stoppers", where they were in the shower talking to the cops...hilarious

 

[GrandMaster]

Well, it has to happen about once in every 10000 hands.

 

[Addisyn]

GrandMaster you sound so calm in your posting. That made me groan just viewing that screenshot. It is just so wrong!

 

[cheekymonkey]

Well, it has to happen about once in every 10000 hands.

Wow! That sucks!

But a whole 4. That's heavy going Grandmaster.

 

[GrandMaster]

Two days and a mere few hundred hands later:

 

[wangpoker]

GrandMaster you sound so calm in your posting. That made me groan just viewing that screenshot. It is just so wrong!

it's blackjack switch.
so it's not rare to see this happen

 

[liquidsoap]

it's blackjack switch.
so it's not rare to see this happen

Not so, has the same exact odds as basic blackjack....
If a dealer has blackjack in blackjack switch you are not able to switch your cards..

 

[jerrylee]

no SS but

just learned a valuable lesson.
Had $16 balance and bet $15 on one BJ hand, so $1 balance. Hit a losing streak today so what the heck...all or nothing. Got A-A! But couldn't split due to insufficient balance, plus nothing in NT account to make quick deposit. Ended up losing by having to hit rather than split. bummer! lost a $25 deposit too. first time at this Playtech, up until this week I always won

 

[Swede]

Kinda sucky

This one paid well but oh so close.....

 

[athlone64]

A SPECTACULAR DAY!!!

This is my glory day with spectacular wheel slot

 

[athlone64]

And this...

All today!!

 

[athlone64]

two days ago

always Spectacular Wheel

 

[athlone64]

Sorry i have wrong forum section my winning screenshot

Sorry for my error

 

[amatrine]

Re

LOL, I was wondering why you thought they sucked, unless you hated winning

Ama

 

[Addisyn]

If those suck for you then you are a real high roller! Nice shots! That slot is my downfall when I play MG casinos. I can't stop!

 

[silkprint]

No kidding !! I would be rocking to hit any of those ..you sure you didn;t mean to post those in winning screenshots?

 

[silkprint]

Ah...Ok I see your edit .

 

[Lord_Have_Mercy]

This one really sux. I lost $1000 in the last 2 days at this casino. Chasing after that 1.3 Million Jackpot at that King slot. I have asked Neteller to close my account and reopen it after New Years. I need a break, badly from online gambling.

 

[The Dude]

This one really sux. I lost $1000 in the last 2 days at this casino. Chasing after that 1.3 Million Jackpot at that King slot. I have asked Neteller to close my account and reopen it after New Years. I need a break, badly from online gambling.

You may want to check out this page. It might help:
https://www.casinomeister.com/quit-gambling/

 

[tennis_balls]

doh!

I figured this would hit since I didn't bet the progressive

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[Simmo!]

My heart skipped a beat as it slowed...but this is where it stopped. Bollocks.

 

[winbig]

My heart skipped a beat as it slowed...but this is where it stopped. Bollocks.

I wonder what the true odds of hitting that jackpot are.

It surely isn't 1/20

 

[Simmo!]

I wonder what the true odds of hitting that jackpot are.

It surely isn't 1/20

LOL. Especially unlikely as they say you stand more chance by increasing your bet size Max bet at 32Red is only $6.25 - not sure if this is the norm?

 

[tennis_balls]

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[winbig]

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LOL good one...had to do a doubletake

 

[Swede]

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Very funny, didn't see it 1st time either....

 

[Chipeez]

Too bad it wasn't possible to redeem about a nice 735.237.000,-- loyalty points.. Would have made about $735.237 cash injection..

Seems like I only had 735 points..

 

[hbears341]

If it would have been the actually Queen of Diamonds instead it would have paid the jackpot!!

 

[Simmo!]

If it would have been the actually Queen of Diamonds instead it would have paid the jackpot!!

Incidentally the Deuces Wild single-hand paytable is significantly worse than the Deuces Wild "Power Poker" paytables.

 

[SlotsWizard]

It figures.

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[Addisyn]

This is a cruel joke I think. I had 1 penny left at Hype so I played 1 cent roulette a couple of times. Then I had two pennies so I decided to spin a slot. Here are the results. Never seen this when I had some real money riding on the spin.

 

[Simmo!]

This is a cruel joke I think. I had 1 penny left at Hype so I played 1 cent roulette a couple of times. Then I had two pennies so I decided to spin a slot. Here are the results. Never seen this when I had some real money riding on the spin.

Now that's nasty!

 

[tennis_balls]

wow.....5 simmos on that payline

 

[Simmo!]

wow.....5 simmos on that payline

Hahaha. Quality has it's rewards (or not in this case)


Hey one of the s/ware companies ought to come up with a Casinomeister slot using our avatars

 

[Macgyver]

Hey one of the s/ware companies ought to come up with a Casinomeister slot using our avatars

Only if that pic of Spidey and the squirrel is a scatter.

Quite literally, I might add.

(ba-da-boom ... only here one night, folks, try the veal)

 

[winbig]

Only if that pic of Spidey and the squirrel is a scatter.

Quite literally, I might add.

(ba-da-boom ... only here one night, folks, try the veal)

tennis_balls, you're not

...Don't quit your day job

 

[Simmo!]

tennis_balls, you're not

Is that a compliment?

 

[Pepmintpatty]

Now ya know I'm hurt

 

[Addisyn]

Which line actually pays the jackpot? Am I reading it right it is the 9th payline as shown below? Not in a straight line as I thought.

That other king should have showed up for you!

 

[tennis_balls]

Now ya know I'm hurt

you don't like fish?

 

[KasinoKing]

This is a cruel joke I think. I had 1 penny left at Hype so I played 1 cent roulette a couple of times. Then I had two pennies so I decided to spin a slot. Here are the results. Never seen this when I had some real money riding on the spin.

Ooooooh! That hurts so much I shed a tear for you. What a BUMMER!

Which line actually pays the jackpot? Am I reading it right it is the 9th payline as shown below? Not in a straight line as I thought.

That other king should have showed up for you!

I'm pretty sure all progressives have to hit on the highest line number. This is to ensure you are playing maximum coins. Therefore, except on 3-line slots, it will never be a straight line!

The other King would have paid 15,000/1 - still woulda been a very nice hit!

 

[amatrine]

Re

OUCH

 

[max1mike]

arrrrrrrghh.

 

[Simmo!]

ooohhh! Blimey Mike

 

[max1mike]

ooohhh! Blimey Mike

you aren't kidding.

i've probably spun ladies night 500,000 times trying to get the 5 wilds...that one hurt.

 

[Slotster!]

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

Sorry about that one Mike. Nightmare!

I've never hit the five wilds either, or the scatters - if it's any consolation.

 

[tennis_balls]

sometimes if you let it sit on your screen for 48 hours, the WILD will slide into proper alignment and the bells and whistles will commence.

 

[Slotster!]

Ok Mike, this'll make you feel better! I'm playing solely Crypto's and Wagerworks at the minute - but thought I'd try 'free play' at Microgaming in the background just for fun... No sooner do I hit spin than the scatters come in and...

Ok - so it's a mute point being free play and I'd rarely bet 45 in real money, but still... Heh hee