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My my first ever 4 scatter trigger... WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS SHITTY GAME! Worst provider ever existed...
 

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NEVER PLAY THIS GAME. Despite what I've seen happen on YouTuber videos this is the only outcome I've ever seen personally. How strange...
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Wich game is it?
Reminds me of Blueprints Napoleon slot.
Think ive seent that screen from that slot aswell. =)
 
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Wich game is it?
Reminds me of Blueprints Napoleon slot.
Think ive seent that screen from that slot aswell. =)

That's the one. Thought I'd give it a go seeing as I've watched YouTubers get continous huge bonuses on it. No chance. £50 gone at 0.40p a spin. Says 96% RTP, my RTP must be about 30%. Worse than Eye of Horus for dead spins. Tried it on "fun" mode right after, and wouldn't you know, couldn't get down to £990 without it spitting money back at me each time to take me over the £1000 starting "fun" balance. What a con.

Then even more strange, went over to Ted, another Blueprint game, 1st press into a bonus, and then another, and then another, and then another...and guess how much they all gave me in total? £50. What a coincidence.
 
Napoleon is arguably the worst slot ever in terms of

1. high dead spins count and
2. wastage of wilds

It can pay good, but you will likely get trolled to the gills in the process.

It really is one of those slots where you have to play 50 or 100 spins max and then leave no matter what.
Because the longer you stay, the more often the dead spins with multiple wilds show up.
And that will drive you mad to the point of wanting to pull your hair out.

And to think that I actually voted this game as Slot of the Year a couple of years ago.
I clearly didn't know then what I know about it now.
 
Napoleon is arguably the worst slot ever in terms of

1. high dead spins count and
2. wastage of wilds

It can pay good, but you will likely get trolled to the gills in the process.

It really is one of those slots where you have to play 50 or 100 spins max and then leave no matter what.
Because the longer you stay, the more often the dead spins with multiple wilds show up.
And that will drive you mad to the point of wanting to pull your hair out.

And to think that I actually voted this game as Slot of the Year a couple of years ago.
I clearly didn't know then what I know about it now.
Yeah, it can be truly horrible.
I dont play it often because of how long the dead-streaks can go on.
Dont think ive ever seen a bonus without that "extra bonus symbols" feature showing up first.

And like you say, every damn spin its teasing with wilds that would make for an amazing win if only the right symbol/wild showed up on reel 2.
 
Napoleon is arguably the worst slot ever in terms of

1. high dead spins count and
2. wastage of wilds

It can pay good, but you will likely get trolled to the gills in the process.

It really is one of those slots where you have to play 50 or 100 spins max and then leave no matter what.
Because the longer you stay, the more often the dead spins with multiple wilds show up.
And that will drive you mad to the point of wanting to pull your hair out.

And to think that I actually voted this game as Slot of the Year a couple of years ago.
I clearly didn't know then what I know about it now.

I think your opinion of Napoleon can be skewed if you were one of the lucky ones to catch it on a good day the first few times you played it, like i was. Because it lures you into a false dawn.

I have a relative degree of hope that should i play it constantly it will give me, say, a 5000x - only problem is i'll probably be 10000x down at least before i do.

Maybe I'm getting too old for these super HV games but i just like a bit of time on the slots for a deposit and even a few regular 50-150x's to tide me over, may leave with a w/d the odd time but that game brings me little joy if i go solely into play it with a 100 depo etc.

It's in the bracket as a slot for 'Made a w/d, left 50 in the account, see if i get lucky before i log out for the night' - same as DOA1/2.
 
I think your opinion of Napoleon can be skewed if you were one of the lucky ones to catch it on a good day the first few times you played it, like i was. Because it lures you into a false dawn.

I have a relative degree of hope that should i play it constantly it will give me, say, a 5000x - only problem is i'll probably be 10000x down at least before i do.

Maybe I'm getting too old for these super HV games but i just like a bit of time on the slots for a deposit and even a few regular 50-150x's to tide me over, may leave with a w/d the odd time but that game brings me little joy if i go solely into play it with a 100 depo etc.

It's in the bracket as a slot for 'Made a w/d, left 50 in the account, see if i get lucky before i log out for the night' - same as DOA1/2.
What the.. Dont go putting Doa1 in the same bracket as Napoleon.

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I think your opinion of Napoleon can be skewed if you were one of the lucky ones to catch it on a good day the first few times you played it, like i was. Because it lures you into a false dawn.

I have a relative degree of hope that should i play it constantly it will give me, say, a 5000x - only problem is i'll probably be 10000x down at least before i do.

Maybe I'm getting too old for these super HV games but i just like a bit of time on the slots for a deposit and even a few regular 50-150x's to tide me over, may leave with a w/d the odd time but that game brings me little joy if i go solely into play it with a 100 depo etc.

It's in the bracket as a slot for 'Made a w/d, left 50 in the account, see if i get lucky before i log out for the night' - same as DOA1/2.

Yeah I hear ya bigtime mate.

Only the other day I was giving Rick and Morty MW a go at 40p spins, Spinal Tap at 60p and Return of Kong MW at 40p, as well as trying out some other stuff. All on a £200 deposit.

Didn't make a withdrawal in the end because I never got above my balance, but I actually enjoyed playing them at low-ish stakes.

Playing the likes of Bonanza or DHV at £1 or £2 a spin just gets far too expensive after a while.
Time to go to back to playing sensible stakes for me (except for CFTBL obviously - because that game seems to love me).
 
After my run with bonanza at hyper casino i shouldnt be surprised about this shit!!! FUCK THIS!!!!!!
4 dead spins in clusters... 4 DEAD SPINS IN A GAME WHERE YOU RETRIGGER NORMALLY WITH FUCKING 2 SPINS TRIGGER!!!!!!
 

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After my run with bonanza at hyper casino i shouldnt be surprised about this shit!!! FUCK THIS!!!!!!
4 dead spins in clusters... 4 DEAD SPINS IN A GAME WHERE YOU RETRIGGER NORMALLY WITH FUCKING 2 SPINS TRIGGER!!!!!!

It's a good job Junior Soprano doesn't follow this thread.

Because he might add to your pain by saying you never had the makings of a varsity slot player.....
 

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