Another post that falls into the "Extra spins mean extra wins? Pull the other one mate" category.....
Let's start with Dead Or Asf*ckinggoodasdead 2 by NetF*ckAllWinsEnt....
Note to self: When you select the Train Heist feature and somehow get the 5 extra spins,
TRY to curb your optimism and prepare for mega trolling and disappointment instead.
Because it's less painful that way.
So far so good. Reached the 16x multiplier for the 5 extra spins with 10 spins remaining,
giving me at least 15 spins on a multiplier of at least 16x.
Here's my chance to finally hit something decent on this. Or so I stupidly thought.....
Uh......yeah. That'll teach me to be the king of wishful thinking, won't it?
I wasn't expecting 1,000x or anything. But to not even get to 50x? You gotta be shitting me.
21 spins after the re-trigger, all with a multiplier of 16x or better, yielded a grand total of 7x.
Total win for the round: 46x bet.
So Train Heist has now been permanently renamed (in the form of two anagrams) that accurately reflect my disgust at and disdain for this trolling hot garbage feature....
Shite Train, It Ran Shite
Next up....UGottaBeJo King by Shagmatic Slay
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ah oh he he aha ha ooh he ha aha.
And I thought HTML5 Rhino's jokes were bad.
59 spins for a total win of.....35.25x bet. Wonderful.
Next up....Danger Highly Revolting by Bog Time Gaming
Danger!, Danger!, High TROLLtage!! When you much. Take the piss.
Danger!, Danger!, Hi.....oh STFU already!
30 spins, total amount won from those 30 spins: 27.05x bet.
And last (but not quite least), SlimeAl Smegaways by PooPrint
Yeah this one was a shower of shit from the start. Got the feature, then a re-trigger.
15 spins played and I have won less than 10x bet.
So out of the goodness of Blueprint's hearts (yeah right!
), I get another 10 spins.
And they were about as effective as a catflap in an elephant house.
25 spins, total win of 18.4x bet.
I asked Brian Blessed what his thoughts on re-triggers were. He didn't disappoint me....