4 of a kind
Repeated violations of forum rule 1.16 - troll
- Joined
- Mar 11, 2009
- Location
- New York
It’s been awhile since I last played at an online casino. But last weekend I decided to give it another go. I didn’t fair to well; in fact the session was such a bad experience I wish I gave the money to charity.
Here’s my little list of what annoys me most about playing online.
1) First I have to always check the rogue list and make sure the accredited casino I normally play at didn’t make a sudden change.
2) If I decide to take a bonus with my deposit, I have to always check the terms of the bonus and re-read the T&C’s and make sure there weren’t any overnight cleverly word or rule changes. You know what I mean like certain maximum allowed percentage bets, etc.
3) Always feeling like I’m not getting a fair game even if I am, because you really just never know for sure one way or the other.
4) Let’s say I win and try to cash out, I have to reconsider my playing style during the session and hope I didn’t give them grounds for accusations of advantage playing styles while playing slots and have my cash out denied.
5) I also have to hope I didn’t by mistake wage 10 cents on one of the not allowed games which would void all my winnings.
6) Should I get lucky and win and although my docs were in order 6 months ago when I had my last cash-out, I have to worry if I used another deposit form during that time that wasn’t on file yet, and in a day or two be advised it’s time to get involved with the back and forth doc bullshit again. You know, send it again can’t read it, try faxing, or my favorite take a picture holding your doc next to your face.
7) If I was real lucky like Pulver and was playing at an accredited casino (Lock) and finally after all the deposits they took from me won 20k, the disappointment I have to deal with after finding out they decided to go rogue just then.
8) No hot woman constantly bringing me whatever it is I want while I’m playing.
9) If I get hungry I only can eat what’s in the kitchen. I can’t take a simple elevator ride to a 5 star restaurant.
These are all off the top of my head without any serious thought. I’m sure I could keep going but would be interested in other opinions.
Anything else you would like to add??
Here’s my little list of what annoys me most about playing online.
1) First I have to always check the rogue list and make sure the accredited casino I normally play at didn’t make a sudden change.
2) If I decide to take a bonus with my deposit, I have to always check the terms of the bonus and re-read the T&C’s and make sure there weren’t any overnight cleverly word or rule changes. You know what I mean like certain maximum allowed percentage bets, etc.
3) Always feeling like I’m not getting a fair game even if I am, because you really just never know for sure one way or the other.
4) Let’s say I win and try to cash out, I have to reconsider my playing style during the session and hope I didn’t give them grounds for accusations of advantage playing styles while playing slots and have my cash out denied.
5) I also have to hope I didn’t by mistake wage 10 cents on one of the not allowed games which would void all my winnings.
6) Should I get lucky and win and although my docs were in order 6 months ago when I had my last cash-out, I have to worry if I used another deposit form during that time that wasn’t on file yet, and in a day or two be advised it’s time to get involved with the back and forth doc bullshit again. You know, send it again can’t read it, try faxing, or my favorite take a picture holding your doc next to your face.
7) If I was real lucky like Pulver and was playing at an accredited casino (Lock) and finally after all the deposits they took from me won 20k, the disappointment I have to deal with after finding out they decided to go rogue just then.
8) No hot woman constantly bringing me whatever it is I want while I’m playing.
9) If I get hungry I only can eat what’s in the kitchen. I can’t take a simple elevator ride to a 5 star restaurant.
These are all off the top of my head without any serious thought. I’m sure I could keep going but would be interested in other opinions.
Anything else you would like to add??