On my never again play list

[gagamel]

Unfortunately in euro Then it was about 43 thousand zlotych and I was unemployed

I hope you are OK now. And have a new job. And I really hope you don`t play.

You can do better with your money

 

[PyroclasticFlow]

I hope you are OK now. And have a new job. And I really hope you don`t play.

You can do better with your money

Things have changed now, I try not to play and deposit too much. I have a lesson for the future
Thank You for Your concern Have a nice evening

 

[gagamel]

Thank you too

 

[vladar]

Wishmaster for me definitely cause I never had decent playtime with that slot.
Bonus rounds were also horrible for me. After some time I just gave up playing this slot

 

[demonj]

Changing my list for some few reasons.
Dragon Myth = Fu*k Yes the potential is way to big to not play again:-D did some serious wins yesterday, not on lowest, tryin to play on mid bets very awarding.
Blood suckers = i dont know wtf happened but this game raised my balance from 40 into 230 in 4 minutes :') awesome game.
Thunderstruck 2 = love hate game good for wagering.

Added to never play again

Game of thrones 243 lines i had a 1900x bet once on this then its been ice since crap slot.

Alaskan fishing. Someway nerfed nice to win 8000 coins and get 8€ on max bet:') crap.

Imortal romance ... no need to describe here.

The dark knight rises. What were they thinking, huge fan of the trilogy but this slot.. awful

Spazzle me. Booooh pay outs sucks. When its hot its nice then you can lose everything.

New runner up on the good side.

Hitman, patience= serious wins, lowest bet very awarding you play 50x then raise after wins.

 

[richie1913]

Dangerous beauty for me i think.

Played it for the first time yesterday because i did not want to play the same ones i usually do.

Thirty pound deposit min bets 40p

It was awful got down to 4 pound before i hit a win that actually made it over 40p,then a screen full of stacked rows,at last i thought wow this should be a biggish win,but it was not to be.





The freespins are no better thats when you actually get the 3 rows of all 12 symbols plus you only get 7 and there is no multiplier

I ended my session feeling lucky to be ten pound up and went back to playing my usual ones.

 

[sledge13]

Thats awful screens like that should be mega wins, slots like this should do one!!!

 

[bebo67]

Dangerous beauty for me i think.

Played it for the first time yesterday because i did not want to play the same ones i usually do.

Thirty pound deposit min bets 40p

It was awful got down to 4 pound before i hit a win that actually made it over 40p,then a screen full of stacked rows,at last i thought wow this should be a biggish win,but it was not to be.


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The freespins are no better thats when you actually get the 3 rows of all 12 symbols plus you only get 7 and there is no multiplier

I ended my session feeling lucky to be ten pound up and went back to playing my usual ones.

That would of ticked me right off. I have been doing crappy on any game that I try these last few months. So instead of dealing with the anger that ultimately comes with any losing streak. I have just quit playing for a while.

 

[incrediblestuff]

Dangerous beauty for me i think.

Played it for the first time yesterday because i did not want to play the same ones i usually do.

Thirty pound deposit min bets 40p

It was awful got down to 4 pound before i hit a win that actually made it over 40p,then a screen full of stacked rows,at last i thought wow this should be a biggish win,but it was not to be.

The freespins are no better thats when you actually get the 3 rows of all 12 symbols plus you only get 7 and there is no multiplier

I ended my session feeling lucky to be ten pound up and went back to playing my usual ones.

I hear ya! Played that slot a few times too, and had much the same sentiments...
The paytable reveals that there is "the one hit" on it, being a full screen with wilds..
But all the other symbols are quite lowish in terms of reward for a full screen.

Does seem a bit streaKy, and on one session i did get FS around 10 times in a 100 spins, and a few huits actually got me up to triple my starting balance...Guess this one is more suited for wagering purposes.

There are a few more of this IGT/HighFive (<-i think) mix-games, some of them quite cool.
There is one thing about those games that irk me though: this "Replay" button seems to be the most useless dunction on a slot i ever encountered! Basically it apears to be a one spin repeat of your last spin, so autoplay, with only one spin! LMAO

Maybe it's me..and i was to mentally challenged to actually use the button correctly

 

[Jono777]

I think I need to edit my original list and add ALL MG slots to it!!

The nightmare continues . . . . . .

 

[KasinoKing]

I found one to never play again a few days ago: Nemo's Voyage of Shite!!!

I hadn't played it before and had a little go late one evening. It seemed a fun, low variance game with good potential - so I went back on it the next day with bigger stakes - bigger MIS-STAKES as it turned out!
It was absolute diarrhoea - did about 500 spins, got NO free-spins (which aren't that great anyway), my biggest win was bet x11 (the vast majority of "wins" were TINY), and I lost bleedin' £100's on it.

Quite possibly the WORST game I have ever played in my life - and that's REALLY saying something!
I estimate my RTP was something like 30%...

KK

 

[kanajorma]

All Netent and Yggdrasil games.
Those are just so fixed crap that rather play in cool cat casino....

 

[incrediblestuff]

All Netent and Yggdrasil games.
Those are just so fixed crap that rather play in cool cat casino....

best joke ever? ;p

 

[madmantrue]

I have TWO game eggomatic and super lucky frog... Those two netent games sucks.

 

[Deeplay]

Dragons myth or what ever its called. Played that earlier what a crock of shite! I have no idea how your supposed to even hit big on that one. Pay tables utterly ridiculous and fs rounds a joke! And I wanted to shoot that ginger haired girl at the side who keeps jumping around likes shes on crack! :icon_evil

Oh and Eggomatic. For some reason I just utterly hate that slot and the concept. A frustrating netent creation and thats me being kind!

 

[dave1888]

I found one to never play again a few days ago: Nemo's Voyage of Shite!!!

I hadn't played it before and had a little go late one evening. It seemed a fun, low variance game with good potential - so I went back on it the next day with bigger stakes - bigger MIS-STAKES as it turned out!
It was absolute diarrhoea - did about 500 spins, got NO free-spins (which aren't that great anyway), my biggest win was bet x11 (the vast majority of "wins" were TINY), and I lost bleedin' £100's on it.

Quite possibly the WORST game I have ever played in my life - and that's REALLY saying something!
I estimate my RTP was something like 30%...

KK

And the TRTP is supposedly 99% So who in the hell is getting that return if you didn't and neither did I it really is an awful game rather play groanos or Montedooma

 

[kanajorma]

Waiting for answer from suomicasino.com
Yggdrasil winterberries takes 50 rounds with 0.00% payout.
Cant say is that casino or game provider whos pissing me off.

 

[dave1888]

Waiting for answer from suomicasino.com
Yggdrasil winterberries takes 50 rounds with 0.00% payout.
Cant say is that casino or game provider whos pissing me off.

This could quite easily pay zero as all the symbols are stacked(like starburst) You may find it was just about to burst open and release the juice(juice being big hits) I'm pretty sure this slot is medium to high variance though.

 

[madmantrue]

I dont remember who made that game but "chipbeasties" or something like that . I try that many rounds with 50e deposit... Best hit was 8x bet

 

[AndiMaldita]

Thank you so much for sharing this one, since I am new on the said field I will be more careful. I do love slot games but there are some that offers a small amount of winning compared to your bet. :notworthy

 

[dave1888]

More slots to avoid as follows Miss-though spins(disco spins),Devils Tight,Crapula,Hassle me(Dazzle me) all Netent. Betsoft ones to avoid Gold diggers,Pinocchio(the boys lying there is no wins),True Sheriff,Gypsey rose in fact pretty much all their rotten slots should be avoided apart from More Gold diggin(rooks and kind of Gonzo clone),Rooks Revenge(gonzo clone with 5 more paylines),Invaders,Viking Age(retriggers are fairly frequent),and egyptian themed slot I cannot remember the name of but it paid out as good as Bloodsuckers on the pick a box style bonus round for me(just under £20 win on 20p spin) Playtech slots to avoid Pink Wanker,Frankie Detorie,Fantastic 4 and all Iron Man slots just shit and a waste of time. Some good Playtech games:Safari Heat(can do more retriggers than Mega Moolah),Panther Moon(can also go nuts but higher risk than Safari Heat),Pharaohs secrets(feature not difficult to get and also prone to retriggering hihly under rated slot imho),Electra(I love this slot The paytable,concept,design and so on), Desert Treasure 2(I won £20 on 3p spins need I say more...) Expanding wilds and big payout for 5 scatters combined with 10000 coin jackpot or 20000 in feature and with the expanding wilds the win can be enormous if you get top symbol or even slightly less with the 3 wilds. The best win I've seen being £899 on 20p spin wasn't my win unfortunately! Microgaming slots to avoid Pain Mail,Adventure callous,Loaded and Ariana. I used to be fond of the first three mentioned but since their "HD" revamp they payout much worse can't even get 4 scatter on Chain Mail or Adventure Palace much easier to gain before and as for Loaded what's the point in that it doesn't get a feature ever any more! Slots I love are Hitman,Game of Thrones 15 lines,Playboy(when it's hot),Break da Bank again,Asian Beauty(plenty hits to keep you going good bonus round and decent free spins) Could be the most under rated MG 243 slot. Wms slots to avoid Whack Knight and Whack Knight 2,Zeus1000,Dire Queen. Some good choices for WMS play I.F the Planet Moolah,Crystal Forest,Ruby Slippers and Zeus(original) I suppose I'll say Kronos as well because when it goes hot it pays out well.

 

[citizenx]

More slots to avoid as follows Miss-though spins(disco spins),Devils Tight,Crapula,Hassle me(Dazzle me) all Netent. Betsoft ones to avoid Gold diggers,Pinocchio(the boys lying there is no wins),True Sheriff,Gypsey rose in fact pretty much all their rotten slots should be avoided apart from More Gold diggin(rooks and kind of Gonzo clone),Rooks Revenge(gonzo clone with 5 more paylines),Invaders,Viking Age(retriggers are fairly frequent),and egyptian themed slot I cannot remember the name of but it paid out as good as Bloodsuckers on the pick a box style bonus round for me(just under £20 win on 20p spin) Playtech slots to avoid Pink Wanker,Frankie Detorie,Fantastic 4 and all Iron Man slots just shit and a waste of time. Some good Playtech games:Safari Heat(can do more retriggers than Mega Moolah),Panther Moon(can also go nuts but higher risk than Safari Heat),Pharaohs secrets(feature not difficult to get and also prone to retriggering hihly under rated slot imho),Electra(I love this slot The paytable,concept,design and so on), Desert Treasure 2(I won £20 on 3p spins need I say more...) Expanding wilds and big payout for 5 scatters combined with 10000 coin jackpot or 20000 in feature and with the expanding wilds the win can be enormous if you get top symbol or even slightly less with the 3 wilds. The best win I've seen being £899 on 20p spin wasn't my win unfortunately! Microgaming slots to avoid Pain Mail,Adventure callous,Loaded and Ariana. I used to be fond of the first three mentioned but since their "HD" revamp they payout much worse can't even get 4 scatter on Chain Mail or Adventure Palace much easier to gain before and as for Loaded what's the point in that it doesn't get a feature ever any more! Slots I love are Hitman,Game of Thrones 15 lines,Playboy(when it's hot),Break da Bank again,Asian Beauty(plenty hits to keep you going good bonus round and decent free spins) Could be the most under rated MG 243 slot. Wms slots to avoid Whack Knight and Whack Knight 2,Zeus1000,Dire Queen. Some good choices for WMS play I.F the Planet Moolah,Crystal Forest,Ruby Slippers and Zeus(original) I suppose I'll say Kronos as well because when it goes hot it pays out well.

No offence Dave but a couple of paragraphs in there would make it readable!

 

[dave1888]

No offence Dave but a couple of paragraphs in there would make it readable!

I typed it quickly on my phone I'll try and edit it. Normally do space stuff out I didn't realise I'd not spaced it.thanks for bringing it to my attention.

 

[dave1888]

More slots to avoid as follows:Miss-though spins(disco spins),Devils Tight,Crapula,Hassle me(Dazzle me) all Netent.

Betsoft ones to avoid Gold diggers,Pinocchio(the boys lying there is no wins),True Sheriff,Gypsey rose in fact pretty much all their rotten slots should be avoided apart from:
More Gold diggin(rooks and kind of Gonzo clone),Rooks Revenge(gonzo clone with 5 more paylines),Invaders,Viking Age(retriggers are fairly frequent),and egyptian themed slot I cannot remember the name of but it paid out as good as Bloodsuckers on the pick a box style bonus round for me(just under £20 win on 20p spin)

Playtech slots to avoid Pink Wanker,Frankie Detorie,Fantastic 4 and all Iron Man slots just shit and a waste of time.
Some good Playtech games:Safari Heat(can do more retriggers than Mega Moolah),Panther Moon(can also go nuts but higher risk than Safari Heat),Pharaohs secrets(feature not difficult to get and also prone to retriggering highly under rated slot imho),Electra(I love this slot The paytable,concept,design and so on), Desert Treasure 2(I won £20 on 3p spins need I say more...) Expanding wilds and big payout for 5 scatters combined with 10000 coin jackpot or 20000 in feature and with the expanding wilds the win can be enormous if you get top symbol or even slightly less with the 3 wilds. The best win I've seen being £899 on 20p spin.

Microgaming slots to avoid Pain Mail,Adventure callous,Loaded and Ariana. I used to be fond of the first three mentioned but since their "HD" revamp they payout much worse can't even get 4 scatter on Chain Mail or Adventure Palace much easier to gain before and as for Loaded what's the point in that it doesn't get a feature ever any more!

Slots I love are Hitman,Game of Thrones 15 lines,Playboy(when it's hot),Break da Bank again,Asian Beauty(plenty hits to keep you going good bonus round and decent free spins) Could be the most under rated MG 243 slot.

Wms slots to avoid Whack Knight and Whack Knight 2,Zeus1000,Dire Queen.
Some good choices for WMS play I.F the Planet Moolah,Crystal Forest,Ruby Slippers and Zeus(original) I suppose I'll say Kronos as well because when it goes hot it pays out well.

 

[citizenx]

I typed it quickly on my phone I'll try and edit it. Normally do space stuff out I didn't realise I'd not spaced it.thanks for bringing it to my attention.

Fair enough. Appreciate you taking it in the spirit it was intended!

 

[dave1888]

Fair enough. Appreciate you taking it in the spirit it was intended!

I'm a pretty easy going guy apart from when playing poker or anything competitive haha then I'm ruthless and shameless Lol

 

[sledge13]

Hook's Heroes and Titans Of The Sun, new releases from the two leading game names, both should be ashamed...just terrible...

 

[Adriana B]

Yes Sledge13. Titans of the Sun has to be the worse game ever! Along with Hook's Heroes. Adding that annoying f**** Rabbit in the Hat. UNlucky Zodiak, Piggy Fortunes and UNwinning wizards. Not much left on my play list!

 

[GoldenGhoul]

I agree with Titans of the Sun, but at least for me Hook's Heroes hasn't been that bad, Fairy Feature is quite nice as I always like features where wilds appear, though as always winnings could be bigger I suppose Not a great game by any means, but out of all the recent NetEnt crap I think I like this one the most.

 

[richie1913]

Diamond tower is my new game to hate never played it before so when it loaded up i took the bet down from 0.02 and put it on x2 which i thought was 80 pence,only got myself to blame for not checking before pressing.

It was a shock to see my balance drop 80 pound after i pressed spin then it was a sense of excitement then sheer horror as i watched the reels drop in with nothing but lols.This is because there is no 0.01 it goes like this 0.02 press down bet thinking it will go to 0.01 it doesnt it goes to 1 oh well lesson learned

Broke my flow,mojo now feels different so of to play on my music decks for a few hours luckily in the few hours i played earlier i withdrew 600 pound from a 9 pound start.

Could have been different it could have became my new goto slot if the 80 pound one had gave me smoething nice.Not feeling luck anymore so time to call it a day.

Good luck to everyone else.

Plus after todays events i have now removed my tinfoil boxers and socks the hat was next but thanks to the above its staying put.


Decided to throw another 35 pound at it and low and behold i may have been a little hasty.

Won my money back i wasted on the 80pound bet plus some extra,happy days are here again.




So to sum up today for a change i have had a very good session playing games i never play and changing after i think its either not paying or i have won a few good spins.

This morning i had £9.98 in the bank i did want to withdraw it but was 2 pence short of a tenner so i plunged the 9 into stan james and i now have 800 pound sitting in the bank.

 

[Jono777]

Maybe a 'shot in the dark' but if your regular bet sizes are no where near that huge bet and the casino is a reputable one, you may wanna pop onto support or message the rep.

Anyone in their right mind will see, yes its a mistake and no you don't usually bet like that and come to some sort of compromise, worth a shot!!!

 

[richie1913]

Thought about doing that after the spin but decided that had it came in with a big win i would not have been so unhappy so decided to suck it up which was nearly as hard to do as sucking a macdonalds milkshake through the straw.

Plus its been a good day overall and i did give it another go was curious about the bonus round finally got it and won my money back plus some more play time so cant complain.

 

[ProbabilityZero]

I think I need to edit my original list and add ALL MG slots to it!!

The nightmare continues . . . . . .

I've gone right off MG which is why you don't see me on the slotmeister board anymore. Still Tate 32 Red very highly but bored with MG slots.

I've become a fan of Netent. I know their big wins are rather pathetic generally but I'm loving slots like Eggomatic and The Invisible man.

Playing more and more at Videoslots which has become my new fave

 

[sledge13]

Bork The Bezerker - 700 spins no bonus...busto, Thunderkick all flash no payout - RUBBISH!

 

[jshort]

Well this is a tough one. Some slots I won't touch if I'm not using a bonus, but I sometimes prefer higher variance games when I am using a bonus (so long as its not a sticky).

NO BONUS:

BDBA - 9-line high variance game. As others have mentioned already.

MegaMoolah - Okay, I will play ISIS, but I feel like the other one (one will african animals) has a horrible RTP. I wonder if its lower than their ISIS version?

All RTG slots - I think they might be rigged, but even if not, the psychological "TIN-FOIL" hat feeling is just too pervasive when I play these slots.

Immortal Romance: I think this games rtp just sucks. JUST SUCKS. Not high variance like BDBA, but it sucks!

ThunderstruckI: Another boring 9-liner.

GameofThrones - 15-lines: I never win anything decent in the free spins round.

WITH A BONUS:

Anything low variance.

Immortal Romance - IT SUCKS!

 

[kanajorma]

Yggdrasil- Cyrus the Virus

lost 140€->0€ with 1€ bet and got 20€-30€ "wins"
Nice to see that you can lose 20 rounds in row without even one cent payback. Avoid!

 

[prop82]

Devils delight.
For them who do not know it, there is a bonusround and a freespin Bonus. In the bonusround you have to collect "souls", if you get 15 of them you win another type of freespins.
Startet with 50 € on minimun stake, bonusround dropped in every 20-30 Spins i think.
When i got 14 souls my balance was at 30€ or so.. From this point i didnt hit a single bonusround till i bustetd out
was the first time i got really angry about a Slot...
biggest win was x20 stake in about 35 freespins

 

[Ntarvi]

Devils delight.
For them who do not know it, there is a bonusround and a freespin Bonus. In the bonusround you have to collect "souls", if you get 15 of them you win another type of freespins.
Startet with 50 € on minimun stake, bonusround dropped in every 20-30 Spins i think.
When i got 14 souls my balance was at 30€ or so.. From this point i didnt hit a single bonusround till i bustetd out
was the first time i got really angry about a Slot...
biggest win was x20 stake in about 35 freespins

I do not envy you... I know such situations occurs frequently.. I hate when i bet about a half of my bankroll and they evaporate like a steam on the boiled teapot..(

 

[KasinoKing]

Devils delight.
For them who do not know it, there is a bonusround and a freespin Bonus. In the bonusround you have to collect "souls", if you get 15 of them you win another type of freespins.
Startet with 50 € on minimun stake, bonusround dropped in every 20-30 Spins i think.
When i got 14 souls my balance was at 30€ or so.. From this point i didnt hit a single bonusround till i bustetd out
was the first time i got really angry about a Slot...
biggest win was x20 stake in about 35 freespins

You should deposit more and play on... NOW!
The Souls expire after 48 hours - so you need to be quick.
The Soul Spins can pay quite well and clearly make up quite a big proportion of the overall RTP - IMHO you will never win anything much on this slot unless you carry on to the Soul Spins at the end...

KK

 

[prop82]

You should deposit more and play on... NOW!
The Souls expire after 24 hours - so you need to be quick.
The Soul Spins can pay quite well and clearly make up quite a big proportion of the overall RTP - IMHO you will never win anything much on this slot unless you carry on to the Soul Spins at the end...

KK

Hey again,

i noticed that, but i first thought "f...y..", you wont get another cent from me....But then i deposit another 50 an hour ago...after maybe 10 spins the bonusround appeared, sinspins gave me something like x50 stake....
but that will have been my last session on that game....

BUt thanks for your advice kasinoking

 

[Kopfkino]

Devils delight.
For them who do not know it, there is a bonusround and a freespin Bonus. In the bonusround you have to collect "souls", if you get 15 of them you win another type of freespins.
Startet with 50 € on minimun stake, bonusround dropped in every 20-30 Spins i think.
When i got 14 souls my balance was at 30€ or so.. From this point i didnt hit a single bonusround till i bustetd out
was the first time i got really angry about a Slot...
biggest win was x20 stake in about 35 freespins

in 2008 the slot was good. i had a 300 hit on a 1 euro bet. and the Sinspins paid really good. but when more and more new slots came up this slot went into sh**
i usually do not play more than 5 rounds nowadays. i mean the slot was really good back in 2008 you have freespins and bonus round + wildline + sinspins. normally a huge potential

 

[prop82]

in 2008 the slot was good. i had a 300 hit on a 1 euro bet. and the Sinspins paid really good. but when more and more new slots came up this slot went into sh**
i usually do not play more than 5 rounds nowadays. i mean the slot was really good back in 2008 you have freespins and bonus round + wildline + sinspins. normally a huge potential

It doesnt have wildline, but expanding wilds on reels 2-4. And the 2 top-paying symbols are very good ( if you get them )

i got to be honest, i gave it another try....and it worked a bit better, i could even make a win of 20 € till i got the sinspins. they paid the same again, something like x 50

 

[Kopfkino]

i had it 1 € bet expanding Wild line 2,3 and 4 and the female Devil paid 300€ . i´ve never forget it

 

[AndiMaldita]

I just don't really get the fact that some slot games offer a bigger cashout compared to others? So once I have seen that the cashout from this slot game is bigger than the other one then I will keep on playing it.

 

[KasinoKing]

I just don't really get the fact that some slot games offer a bigger cashout compared to others? So once I have seen that the cashout from this slot game is bigger than the other one then I will keep on playing it.

By "cashout" do you mean RTP (Return To Player)?
If so, just playing the games with the highest RTP s not the best strategy for winning - variance is also extremely important.
e.g. If you played a game with 99% RTP which was very low variance, the chances are you are just going to lose all your money, but very slowly!

I don't even look at the RTP's of the games I'm playing - I know some I play are less than 95%, but if they have decent pay potential from their bonus features and/or line wins, that doesn't bother me. The biggest factor to winning is simply quitting while you are ahead!

KK

 

[mina1929]

Jack hammer one and two, boring I think. Has anyone had any luck on it?

Dazzle me

Neon Staxx

Gonzo's quest

Here are only few I can think of, only played them on free spins.

 

[curremon]

aristocrats Choy Sun Doa ....

968 spins to get feature what paid me 0,4xbet

 

[dave1888]

aristocrats Choy Sun Doa ....

968 spins to get feature what paid me 0,4xbet

If you like Eastern or Oriental themed slots try these:

Eastern Dragon(NG) Play cautiously(if you read the paytable you'll see even minimum bet pays out great)

Lucky KOI (MG) regular pays

Gung Pow(MG) 243ways but fairly safe to play

Thunderfist(NE) Play this one cautiously

Ninja Star(RTG) Play this one cautiously

 

[dave1888]

Dolly Parton(Leander)-Brutal so brutal

 

[curremon]

AND!!!!

ANy of endorphina slot if you dont have atleast 500x bet starting balance... You propably need 1000x - 2000x to get feature...

Mongol treasures.. I have played that game easily 5000 spins and NEVER got even 4oak of any good symbols.. think about it, not even 4 horse symbols once in 5000 spins...

Also twice lost 400x bet starting balance without single feature :/