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Just Who Is Jack Schitt ???

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by RobWin, Apr 1, 2008.

    Apr 1, 2008
  1. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

    Occupation:
    Who knows?
    Location:
    A Vault!
    Just Who Is Jack Schitt ???

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt ??

    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Schitt

    Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way

    Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

    Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

    She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

    Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

    The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

    Sincerely,

    Crock O. Schitt




    :lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup:
     
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  2. Apr 1, 2008
  3. heatherad

    heatherad Senior Member

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    LOL, LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :thumbsup::notworthy:thumbsup::notworthy:thumbsup:

    Im going to bed now...11 hours of work and putting up with you April Fool Jokesters has gotten the best of me, lol.
     
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  4. Apr 1, 2008
  5. ballysdb

    ballysdb Dormant account

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    Long Island NY
    I worked from 9 to midnight yesterday (end of the month in the car business).
    I'm so freakin tired I didn't even remember it was April Fools day. I am truly a fool.
    Like the purple though.
     
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  6. Apr 1, 2008
  7. Mousey

    Mousey Ueber Meister Mouse CAG

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    I beg to differ... You don't know Jack until you've become closely acquainted with the other side of the family tree and Schitt Faced.
     
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  8. Apr 14, 2010
  9. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

    Occupation:
    Who knows?
    Location:
    A Vault!
    :pBUMP:p
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  10. Apr 14, 2010
  11. SlotMonster

    SlotMonster SoftSwiss Representative webmeister

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    Somewhere in eternity
    :lolup::lolup::lolup:
    Ha-ha, Rob, I liked it! :D :thumbsup:
     
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  12. Apr 14, 2010
  13. felicie

    felicie Ueber Meister PABnononaccred

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    Good thing I read that a second time as I was gonna tell you it's a crock of shitt so all in all I think you've covered all the bases. :notworthy
     
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  14. Apr 14, 2010
  15. AussieDave

    AussieDave Dodgy whacko backstabber

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    Australia
    Too funny Mate :thumbsup:
     
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