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just thought this one up now:

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Afro-deity.

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David Letterman is a jerk
But every race has it's jokes


Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some "flak" from the
NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!


David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music! .
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...


#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
 
wow. he's got balls for sure. maybe he's becoming a miserable old coot and wants to lash out at the world, get himself fired, and retire with his family.

those were funny though. a couple lol'ers.:thumbsup:

but why did you bring up letterman? i think he's funny. a bit of a jerk, but that's just his dryness. way better than that tool leno, imo. tom green's interesting person search was funny though.
 
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David Letterman is a jerk
But every race has it's jokes


Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some "flak" from the
NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!


David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music! .
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...


#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
wont ever dare you again lol. can you beleive that was on letterman? he must be taking lessons from imus.
 
It came from his show:D
Laurie lol Lets play truth or dare sometime lol


gathered that much. why did you hijack my thread to talk about letterman (and now flirt with lj) though?

and not laugh or even acknowledge my joke.
 
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