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Fairies Are Female
-------------------------- (old joke, but new "moral")
A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof 2 tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but I wish to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof ….the husband became 92 years old.
Moral of the Story:
Men that are ungrateful asses should remember that fairies are female too!
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The Creation of the Opposite Sex
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathise or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well... He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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Have a great day!
-------------------------- (old joke, but new "moral")
A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof 2 tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but I wish to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof ….the husband became 92 years old.
Moral of the Story:
Men that are ungrateful asses should remember that fairies are female too!
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The Creation of the Opposite Sex
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathise or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well... He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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Have a great day!
