Don't know if any of you guys have already seen this or not but I got it in an email and thought it may bring a laugh or two for you guys...
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
>> repairman told us that one of our problems was that
>> we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
>> opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had
>> the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2
>> horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you
>> need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was
>> larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is
>> larger than two..'
>>
>> We haven't used Sears repair since.
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's
>> take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our
>> total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She
>> said, 'you gave me to o much money.' I said, 'Yes I
>> know, but this way you can just give me a dollar
>> bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager
>> who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he
>> handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry
>> but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk
>> then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in
>> change.
>>
>> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
>>
>> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
>> neighbor call the local township administrative
>> office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
>> sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are
>> being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is
>> a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
>>
>> >From Kingman , KS
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
>> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
>> taco. She asked the person behind the
>> counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry,
>> but they only had iceburg lettuce.
>> From Kansas City
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
>> an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything
>> in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I
>> replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would
>> I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
>> 'That's why we ask.'
>>
>> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
>> cross the street. I was crossin g with an
>> intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
>> asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
>> that it signals blind people when the light is red.
>> Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind
>> people doing driving?!'
>>
>> She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
>> She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our
>> manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We
>> should do this more often.' Not another word was
>> spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
>> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>>
>> This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> ; I work with an individual who plugged her power
>> strip back into itself and for the sake of her life,
>> couldn't understand why her system would not turn
>> on.
>>
>> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no
>> less.
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
>> dealership to pick up our car, w e were told the
>> keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
>> department and found a mechanic working feverishly
>> to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from
>> the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
>> handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I
>> announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply,
>> 'I know. I already got that side.'
>>
>> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton ,
>> Mississippi
>>
>>
STAY ALERT!
>>
>> They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
>> repairman told us that one of our problems was that
>> we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
>> opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had
>> the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2
>> horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you
>> need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was
>> larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is
>> larger than two..'
>>
>> We haven't used Sears repair since.
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's
>> take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our
>> total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She
>> said, 'you gave me to o much money.' I said, 'Yes I
>> know, but this way you can just give me a dollar
>> bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager
>> who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he
>> handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry
>> but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk
>> then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in
>> change.
>>
>> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
>>
>> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
>> neighbor call the local township administrative
>> office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
>> sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are
>> being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is
>> a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
>>
>> >From Kingman , KS
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
>> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
>> taco. She asked the person behind the
>> counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry,
>> but they only had iceburg lettuce.
>> From Kansas City
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
>> an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything
>> in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I
>> replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would
>> I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
>> 'That's why we ask.'
>>
>> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
>> cross the street. I was crossin g with an
>> intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
>> asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
>> that it signals blind people when the light is red.
>> Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind
>> people doing driving?!'
>>
>> She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
>> She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our
>> manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We
>> should do this more often.' Not another word was
>> spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
>> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>>
>> This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> ; I work with an individual who plugged her power
>> strip back into itself and for the sake of her life,
>> couldn't understand why her system would not turn
>> on.
>>
>> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no
>> less.
>>
IDIOT SIGHTING:
>> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
>> dealership to pick up our car, w e were told the
>> keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
>> department and found a mechanic working feverishly
>> to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from
>> the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
>> handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I
>> announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply,
>> 'I know. I already got that side.'
>>
>> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton ,
>> Mississippi
>>
>>
STAY ALERT!
>>
>> They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE
