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IDIOT SIGHTING: Funny Stuff !

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by RobWin, Jan 16, 2008.

    Jan 16, 2008
  1. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

    Occupation:
    Who knows?
    Location:
    A Vault!
    Don't know if any of you guys have already seen this or not but I got it in an email and thought it may bring a laugh or two for you guys...:lolup:




    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    >> We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
    >> repairman told us that one of our problems was that
    >> we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
    >> opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had
    >> the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2
    >> horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you
    >> need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was
    >> larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is
    >> larger than two..'
    >>
    >> We haven't used Sears repair since.
    >>
    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    >> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's
    >> take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our
    >> total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She
    >> said, 'you gave me to o much money.' I said, 'Yes I
    >> know, but this way you can just give me a dollar
    >> bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager
    >> who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he
    >> handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry
    >> but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk
    >> then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in
    >> change.
    >>
    >> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
    >>
    >> IDIOT SIGHTING:
    >> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
    >> neighbor call the local township administrative
    >> office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
    >> sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are
    >> being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is
    >> a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
    >>
    >> >From Kingman , KS
    >>
    IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
    >> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
    >> taco. She asked the person behind the
    >> counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry,
    >> but they only had iceburg lettuce.
    >> From Kansas City
    >>
    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    >> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
    >> an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything
    >> in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I
    >> replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would
    >> I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
    >> 'That's why we ask.'
    >>
    >> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
    >>
    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    >> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
    >> cross the street. I was crossin g with an
    >> intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She
    >> asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
    >> that it signals blind people when the light is red.
    >> Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind
    >> people doing driving?!'
    >>
    >> She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
    >>
    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    >> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
    >> She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our
    >> manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We
    >> should do this more often.' Not another word was
    >> spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
    >> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
    >>
    >> This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
    >>
    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    >> ; I work with an individual who plugged her power
    >> strip back into itself and for the sake of her life,
    >> couldn't understand why her system would not turn
    >> on.
    >>
    >> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no
    >> less.
    >>
    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    >> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
    >> dealership to pick up our car, w e were told the
    >> keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
    >> department and found a mechanic working feverishly
    >> to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from
    >> the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
    >> handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I
    >> announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply,
    >> 'I know. I already got that side.'
    >>
    >> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton ,
    >> Mississippi
    >>
    >>
    STAY ALERT!
    >>
    >> They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE
     
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  2. Jan 16, 2008
  3. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount. webby PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Bum
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    Pennsylvania
    :lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:

    I bet if you dug through some of the posts here, you could find a few more idiot sightings. Especially from the posted chat logs with certain casino's CSR department :rolleyes:
     
  4. Jan 16, 2008
  5. lojo

    lojo Banned User - repetitive violations of <a href="ht

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  6. Jan 16, 2008
  7. RobWin

    RobWin closed account

    Occupation:
    Who knows?
    Location:
    A Vault!

    Yea win, you right about that...probably some that would be more hilarious than the one above...:lolup:
     
  8. Jan 16, 2008
  9. happygobrokey

    happygobrokey Dormant account

    Occupation:
    student of life
    Location:
    canada
    those are really funny. especially i liked the first one "we don't do that sort of thing" what a maroon!

    i did that once at tim horton's, gave the cents amount plus a bill, and they shorted me a dollar on my change but gave me two coffees when i only ordered one. geesh...

    :thumbsup:
     
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  10. Jan 16, 2008
  11. babs7262

    babs7262 Banned User

    Occupation:
    On Disability,p/t online slots reviewer
    Location:
    PA
    This just happened to me this morning, It was pretty funny.

    I live chatted a casino to ask for a chip (very rare for me to do, maybe once every 2 months or so if Im low or spent my budget for the week )

    Since this isnt a complaint, Im not going to say who or where. It was just funny.

    ME: I "name" may i please get a chip

    CSR: As I have explained, you already got 2 bonuses today, I cant

    ME: huh? not me?

    ME: you must be looking at the wrong account

    CSR: Babs, Im so sorry, that was a mistake, I was chatting with someone else and that line was suppose to be theres WHOOOOPS!

    got $50 LOL......I never got that much before because Im a low roller, I got $40 once but usually just get $20. Which is fine because I hardly use them
     
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