I love women!

[tim5ny]

What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told her twice!


Why do women get married in white?

To match the rest of the kitchen appliances!

What did you do wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

Made the leash too long!

Why are women's feet short?

So that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!

 

[patrina]

What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told her twice!


Why do women get married in white?

To match the rest of the kitchen appliances!

What did you do wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

Made the leash too long!

Why are women's feet short?

So that they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!

Tim5ny! those words are grounds for divorce!! lol

 

[cynthial]

I am going straight to Pina with this one! She will probably call you a PIG.

 

[Pinababy69]

OINKER all the way!!! That's okay, I'll have to go see what I have in my arsenal of "small dick" jokes.

 

[tim5ny]

OINKER all the way!!! That's okay, I'll have to go see what I have in my arsenal of "small dick" jokes.

Assuming that they would apply to me?

 

[kakata]

A woman goes to the doctor.
Hey doc I have a problem....my husband 's penis is like a 2 month old baby.
So small? replys the doctor.
No sir you dont undearsteand..........as big as a 2 month old baby..............

 

[cynthial]

So what is her problem?

 

[Pinababy69]

Assuming that they would apply to me?

Hey....if the sheepskin fits.

 

[Pinababy69]

So what is her problem?

Greedy b***h!!

 

[BingoT]

Do you know why Women have pocketbooks?
Little Women have little pocketbooks to carry tampons in.
Big Women have Big pocketbook to carry Pads in.

 

[BingoT]

A man is walking down the street and he kicks a bottle

A man is walking down the street and he kicks a bottle. A genie pops out and says to him,

"I am the genie of the bottle and I can grant you one wish,"

"One," replies the man "tradition has always been three,"

"Well, I'm a really busy genie, so it's one wish," snaps the genie "so take it or leave it!" The man pondered for a while.

"Ok," he finally says "I work in New York but live in Dartford and travelling to the airport and all that is really getting me down. I would really like to be able to drive to work, so can you build me a bridge from Dartford to The Big Apple?"

"Look mate, I've already told you I'm a busy genie, Do you realise how much work is involved in a project like that?"

"Fair enough," sighs the man and gave it a bit more thought, "right," he says "I would like you to get me a book on the working of the female mind."

Genie replies "Do you want lights on that bridge?"