General Election 2019 thread

[sledge13]

...don't forget labours immigration policy, they don't have one, open borders, the nhs? wont matter how much money you throw at it with unlimited immigration...

...and Diane Abbott in charge of the police, security and yes immigration...

INSANITY VOTE

 

[Harry_BKK]

I see the day is heating up "nicely" as expected.

While you are trashing each other as to who would sink the UK into the next dump, please be so kind to NOT stop looking for that so elusive BREXIT door.

BTW, I am selling special cushions, so it won't hurt when the door hits you on the way out! Only 99.99 plus 9.99 for shipping.

Christmas is coming!

 

[goatwack]

Jim Henson'd be proud of mine and others' contributions to this lit political thread. It's brimming with funny muppets

 

[Luckyscouser45]

Because labour have a 99% 4 million muslim vote, that is why they are the antisemitic party, we all know what Islam wants to do to Israel etc, go ahead vote for the hate filled Labour party, make sure you buy a koran while you at it...

Your vile. What is wrong with Muslims? Do you know how vile you sound? Your inciting hatred you should be actually ashamed of yourself you absolutely are out of order not all Muslims are terrorists just been to vote and the majority of voters in my area were white British so were are you pulling these figures from????

 

[Luckyscouser45]

...don't forget labours immigration policy, they don't have one, open borders, the nhs? wont matter how much money you throw at it with unlimited immigration...

...and Diane Abbott in charge of the police, security and yes immigration...

INSANITY VOTE

Your a typical thick chav. Comical that priti Patel and Sajid javid both kids of immigrants but get on the immigration band wagon disgusting if you ask me. And if you done a dna test I bet you that you aren’t full white British. Bet your doctor is an immigrant and your dentist bet you don’t mind ordering a donner kebab from
Immigrants you are an absolute hypocrite

 

[dunover]

...don't forget labours immigration policy, they don't have one, open borders, the nhs? wont matter how much money you throw at it with unlimited immigration...

...and Diane Abbott in charge of the police, security and yes immigration...

INSANITY VOTE

I see Laura Kuenssberg of the anti-BBC has been bollocked by the Electoral Commission for commenting on the postal votes already verified, saying "It looks like Labour have done badly".

The anti-white racist Diane Abbott was filmed this morning casting her vote saying "Welcome to the People's Republic of Hackney" whilst wearing odd shoes. You couldn't make it up. Imagine that as Home Secretary in charge of policing and national security.

The lunatics really are taking over the asylum. I am surprised Corbum didn't turn up in a father Christmas outfit shouting "Look kids, it's Santa Corbs and have I got a surprise for YOU!"

Great Britain -Carbon Neutral by 2040, Corbyn neutral by tomorrow hopefully. If not, we are all fucked.

 

[goatwack]

I see Laura Kuenssberg of the anti-BBC has been bollocked by the Electoral Commission for commenting on the postal votes already verified, saying "It looks like Labour have done badly".

The anti-white racist Diane Abbott was filmed this morning casting her vote saying "Welcome to the People's Republic of Hackney" whilst wearing odd shoes. You couldn't make it up. Imagine that as Home Secretary in charge of policing and national security.

The lunatics really are taking over the asylum. I am surprised Corbum didn't turn up in a father Christmas outfit shouting "Look kids, it's Santa Corbs and have I got a surprise for YOU!"

Great Britain -Carbon Neutral by 2040, Corbyn neutral by tomorrow hopefully. If not, we are all fucked.

That woman's seriously deranged and more dangerous for the country than Corbyn ever could hope to be

 

[dunover]

That woman's seriously deranged and more dangerous for the country than Corbyn ever could hope to be

Together they would be like Burke and Hare. Even worse.

 

[goatwack]

They'd make the Blair/ Straw combo look like Cannon & Ball

 

[dunover]

They'd make the Blair/ Straw combo look like Cannon & Ball

You mean a new double act, even worse than A*t & D*c - 'The Commie and the Cretin'

 

[Luckyscouser45]

You mean a new double act, even worse than A*t & D*c - 'The Commie and the Cretin'

you don’t like her cos she’s black your a little closet racist aren’t you

 

[Playford7]

you don’t like her cos she’s black your a little closet racist aren’t you

Wow..
this coming from someone whom supports labour. The most racist party on the ballot.
Diane Abbott’s skin colour is only important to Diane Abbott, the rest of us don’t give a shit. She’s a abhorrent racist herself and openly admitted such.
As for the Islam, it doesn’t mix or integrate at all, it causes hate and division wherever it is.
Read the Koran, it’s more hate filled and dangerous than mein kampf.
Not every Muslim is a terrorist, nobody says that, but they all read the same satanic verses.
Vote Boris!. Make Britain great again

 

[goatwack]

you don’t like her cos she’s black your a little closet racist aren’t you

I don't think it's that at all. Diane Abbott however has on several occasions spouted very open anti-white rhetoric, which for a party like Labour, that's supposed to be fairly liberal and receptive to all peoples, makes one wonder why Corbyn would even want her by his side

 

[sufferinsilence]

Right side: we're all fucked if Labour gets a good result!
Left side: we're all fucked if Conservatives get a good result!

There's no winning, is there?

You know what, Britain will still exist tomorrow and it doesn't matter who wins. It'll still be as fucked as today.

 

[goatwack]

Right side: we're all fucked if Labour gets a good result!
Left side: we're all fucked if Conservatives get a good result!

There's no winning, is there?

You know what, Britain will still exist tomorrow and it doesn't matter who wins. It'll still be as fucked as today.

Stop flattering us will you!

 

[dunover]

you don’t like her cos she’s black your a little closet racist aren’t you

When desperate, use the 'R' word. Brilliant logic.

I detest Corbyn. White.
A*t & D*c. White
MacDonnell. White

I detest her because she's aggressive, dim, spiteful, inept, hypocritical and downright nasty. Her skin colour is incidental. Sort of same way I think about Idi Amin and Robert Mugabe.

Or is this a signal from the hard left that one cannot be critical of a politician if they're not white? Is that the sort of 'racism' you believe in?

 

[dunover]

Right side: we're all fucked if Labour gets a good result!
Left side: we're all fucked if Conservatives get a good result!

There's no winning, is there?

You know what, Britain will still exist tomorrow and it doesn't matter who wins. It'll still be as fucked as today.

But at least the Conservatives will use a little lubricant.

 

[pinnit2014]

Right side: we're all fucked if Labour gets a good result!
Left side: we're all fucked if Conservatives get a good result!

There's no winning, is there?

You know what, Britain will still exist tomorrow and it doesn't matter who wins. It'll still be as fucked as today.

That's cos we're all Bonanza daft here mate - take that away and watch the problems evaporate.

Might run with that next time

 

[goatwack]

I know for a fact that a newly-formed Bonanza Party would clean up at the polls

 

[mcgameboy]

I know for a fact that a newly-formed Bonanza Party would clean up at the polls

I don't think so. If anything, Bonanza Party members would be more likely to lose their deposits...

Who would the party leader be btw? Mr. D, Mr. P or Nut?

 

[mack341]

I don't think so. If anything, Bonanza Party members would be more likely to lose their deposits...

Who would the party leader be btw? Mr. D, Mr. P or Nut?

It would probably have to be a coalition party with multiple leaders all promising lots of 'D' to the electorate

 

[goatwack]

I don't think so. If anything, Bonanza Party members would be more likely to lose their deposits...

Who would the party leader be btw? Mr. D, Mr. P or Nut?

Scatman John of course! "Vote for the D dib dub dibby dub, dib dub dibby dub, D dib dub......"

 

[mcgameboy]

It would be a coalition party with multiple leaders all promising lots of 'D' to the electorate

Sounds like nothing could possibly go wrong then

 

[dunover]

I don't think so. If anything, Bonanza Party members would be more likely to lose their deposits...

Who would the party leader be btw? Mr. D, Mr. P or Nut?

Nutnut could be chancellor. I could be Foreign Secretary and go to those conferences and harass the developers.

 

[mcgameboy]

Nutnut could be chancellor. I could be Foreign Secretary and go to those conferences and harass the developers.

By asking difficult questions or by farting loads?

 

[dunover]

By asking difficult questions or by farting loads?

Both - fart first, and ask difficult questions later, which require breathing-in to answer.

 

[mcgameboy]

Both - fart first, and ask difficult questions later, which require breathing-in to answer.

Excellent strategy

 

[Gaz237]

you don’t like her cos she’s black your a little closet racist aren’t you

She don't like us cause were white.

I don't like her because she is a total Div. The thought of her being in charge of anything important is scary.

 

[Playford7]

She don't like us cause were white.

I don't like her because she is a total Div. The thought of her being in charge of anything important is scary.

Gaz sir we have shared a let’s put it mildly slight disagreement or two in the past..
This however gets a like.

 

[dunover]

I don't think so. If anything, Bonanza Party members would be more likely to lose their deposits...

Who would the party leader be btw? Mr. D, Mr. P or Nut?

By the way chappies, have ordered my British Bonanza Party T-Shirts already (straight up, I really have ordered these!)

 

[steveh35]

Astonishing exit poll
tory 368
labour 191 worst ever
lib dem 13
snp 55

 

[Gaz237]

Well the Exit polls have the Tories smashing it

Just hope they are correct and there's no chance of a hung parliament or a coalition

 

[dunover]

Con majority 86, PLEASE hope it's accurate - it usually is to +/- 15 seats.

The Marxist is hopefully vanquished!

 

[cncas2123]

Thank f**k for that, bye bye Red Jerry......

 

[pinnit2014]

Whilst I voted to remain, this is what happens when you treat an electorate like a shower of fucking chumps, telling them (in a populist tone), ’vote and we will stop it’

Swinson is basically a pro remain Tory who’d sell her granny for a Bonanza bonus and she’s now got teeth marks on her arse.

 

[pinnit2014]

To be fair, I’d sell mine for a D but that’s not the point

 

[steveh35]

Let's hope the Exit Poll is accurate I am surprised about SNP getting 55 seats I think it might be slightly out.

 

[pinnit2014]

Probably not far off to be honest; hazard a guess it sits on the 50 mark. Probably a lot of narrow wins coming up here in Scotland.

 

[goatwack]

Yes, it looks like years of dilly-dallying and apathy towards the serfs has caused a bit of an electoral backlash.

Rather not looking like a Hung Parliament at present

 

[goatwack]

"Shadow Chancellor says it will be 'Really disappointing' if Exit Poll is accurate

yerr

 

[steveh35]

Blythe Valley possible recount -supposedly safe labour seat not anymore. Had a majority of 7,915

 

[cncas2123]

"Shadow Chancellor says it will be 'Really disappointing' if Exit Poll is accurate

yerr

I actually thought he was going to burst into tears..........
Though he was at pains to point out that if the polls were right it didnt mean Jeremy had to go.......

 

[cncas2123]

Blythe Valley possible recount -supposedly safe labour seat not anymore.

Yes, and that was one of the seats that they had as staying labour even after the exit polls. This could be an absolute wipe out for the Trotsky party......

 

[Mr_Slot5]

It was really quite evident that all the remain alliance was doing was riling up millions of people who voted leave. No idea why Labour got involved with it. Disrespecting the wishes of so many of their supporters in the north. They'd have been better off just voting through the WA that Boris presented.

Looks like they've handed Boris the power now.

 

[Nicola]

Fantastic news, according to Thrasher, Labour were doing well until the masses came home from work and went out to vote. GBR/EUR responding well and a generally more positive outlook for Brexit.

Hopefully, the Department for Digital, Culture, Media & Sport get cracking down as soon as possible in 2020 on casino and affiliate practices.

 

[goatwack]

Jo Swinson being ejected from her seat would cap quite an eventful day

Also one wonders where all the Labour voters were to oust evil Boris and restore Brequilibrium in their utopia

 

[steveh35]

Brexit Party & UKIP stop Conservatives taking Sunderland. maj from 12.000 to 3,000

 

[steveh35]

Conservatives take Blythe Valley

 

[goatwack]

Blyth Valley nabbed by Cons

 

[goatwack]

"We knew it was going to be a challenging Election" - Labour