I am never ever ever ever ever ever ever playing the 15 line version of this again!! Check out these stats from my session was down very low when feature came and it paid out less than £3!
I really hope 243 one treats me right but I'm a glutton for punishment so I know I'll try and beat it here just to say I beat it! turned £2 bonus at vera n john into 20 and this fng slot ate it all with no decent returns!! Fuming!!
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I don't remember swearing at my screen in such a colourful fashion not even at stupid players on poker!! Get netent back for uk please vnj!! I need it to win anything!!
You'll need to do more than hope....try prayer mate. And pack a set of rosary beads while you're at it. 243 ways eats your money way quicker than 15 lines. I've had the absolute worst of both worlds. If you play at normal speed, you get bored to death. If you play it in quickspin mode, your money goes down the drain before you even get a free spins round. I learned that in the hardest/harshest way possible.
I have had nine sessions so far. Quickest free spins round? At the 370 spin mark. That's bad on any slot, but on this slot, it is absolute curtains unless you hit in the base game. Well guess what...I have played close to 8,000 spins already.
Wins of 100x bet? ONE.
Free spins rounds that paid 100x bet? NONE.
50x bet for two scatters in free spins? NONE.
50x bet for two scatters in base game? TWO.
Do you like those odds mate? No I didn't think so.
And don't make the mistake of thinking that choosing the 18 spins at 2x even guarantees one 2 scatter win of any size, 50x bet or otherwise. I've already had an 18 spins round where the scatters didn't make any appearances at all. Not to mention also getting an 18 spin round where no wilds (stacked, double or single) showed up on any reel on any spin. And of course, the chosen house emblem symbol. You think having a house symbol stacked 6 deep guarantees them putting in a single appearance on even one reel, let alone all five? It most certainly does not. I think I have already posted enough evidence of shitty rounds. If I posted all of the evidence this thread would be on page 30 by now.
This is one of those slots where I basically have ZERO confidence that a £100 bankroll can hold up for 1,000 spins at min bet. ZERO being 0%. Not 10%, Not 5%. ZERO %. It makes the likes of TFROL and IR look like "low variance" slots in comparison, which they clearly are not. This slot is so vile it's actually making me consider quitting MG, maybe even slotting itself, altogether. I've already removed cards and/or changed deposit limits to less than £25 a month at almost all of my MG casino accounts, such is my desire to avoid this slot at all costs from now on.
If MG want to peddle filth like this, fine. Good luck getting me to try it. I have already decided to take a break from gambling for the rest of the year. IF I decide to continue gambling once 2015 arrives, and IF I decide to continue playing MG, I'm sticking to my usual slots from now on. JP, IR, Playboy, TFROL, TS2, BSG, TDK and even Max Damage. Max Damage might be a boring heap of dung (as I not so eloquently put it in an earlier post within this very thread), but hey, at least I am up on that slot. And sure, all of them have fucked me up the arse on the odd occasion, but at least they give me some joy to make up for it. GOT is a relentless sodomist. It will fuck you up the arse until your throat bleeds.
Whenever the next MG release comes out, I won't even look at it. I'll just sit and watch everyone else get raped by it, while thinking "lucky escape".
Oh by the way, this "rant" has come AFTER I've had a "calming down period" to reflect on how just bad this slot is. It's about as entertaining as cancer. If I gave this a mark out of 10, I would need a decimal point...to be used after the zero.
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