fruit machines

[cheekymonkey]

Females just don't seem to be interested in fruit machines the way young men seem to be. Of course grannies and machines in bingo halls is a different story.

Classic!!

Probably coz they have a lot more sense than us!!!

Hey and I used to love going to bingo. The Beacon in Cricklewood to be exact.

When I used to go, I used to cane a big spliff just before I went in and then drink myself silly on cheap beer. Ah, those were the days.

 

[Jody Nustedt]

Aye but like does she really know what she is doing ?

LOL.. Not at all!!! If she is awarded a feature of any sort she just stares at the screen blankly until I tell her what to do!

Occassionally we'll venture into one of the casinos in central London where she'll play the slots randomly changing number of lines played, coins and stakes. Quite amusing.

ALSO, she believes that she never wins using her own money, so I have to fund her.... convenient huh?

 

[brutaldeluxe]

Easy solution there. Just get her to give her money to you. Now it's your money.
You can then give it back to her and she isn't using her own money.

Gotta be careful in bingo halls. If you play a machine that makes noises whilst they are calling out bingo numbers you are liable to be beaten to death by walking sticks.

 

[dominique]

I love the fruit games...I bet low though like $.50 bets. In my personal exp. they are either paying a lot or not at all ...nothing in between. I go in and if I dont get a bonus round or a decent win in 10 spins, I leave. Gee Gees has been quite the bastard but I LOVE the others.

That's the way to go!!!!

Geegees messes with your head because you keep wanting to hit more and more in the feature, when at any other slot you would long take the win. It is actually a "frequent win" or "low variance" one if you take the wins.

Best thing is to test if it's in a payout mood and move on. When they want to pay, you know it! They will hit like crazy.

 

[KasinoKing]

Gotta be careful in bingo halls. If you play a machine that makes noises whilst they are calling out bingo numbers you are liable to be beaten to death by walking sticks.

Living in a seaside 'resort' with more than it's fair share of Bingo Halls and stiffs - I know exactly what you mean!

KK

 

[Nifty29]

I like them because they're different, and I usually lose on MG slots anyway and it does seem to last longer

Anyone ever hit the 500x jackpot feature???

Is the best strategy to forget the little stuff and keep spinning until you get one of the top features??

 

[HUNTS!!!!!]

I like them because they're different, and I usually lose on MG slots anyway and it does seem to last longer

Anyone ever hit the 500x jackpot feature???

Is the best strategy to forget the little stuff and keep spinning until you get one of the top features??

theres a screenie on "winning screenshots" of the 500X jackpot on the irish 1 forgot its name now

 

[KasinoKing]

Anyone ever hit the 500x jackpot feature???

What do you mean, like this?

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I've only hit it the once - and it didn't give me a repeat
(Which is a bit strange cos currys normally do... )

Is the best strategy to forget the little stuff and keep spinning until you get one of the top features??

Absolutely!
All the features on this one are crap except Vindaloot & Curry go Round.
But I don't think you can force it, you just have to be lucky enough to be playing when it randomly decides it's going to pay out!

I was playing once when it went mental and it gave me some sort of a win on about 20 consecutive spins (including 2 x Vindaloot), proof, if any were needed, that these slots are totally NOT random in the same way as MG's video slots are.
KK

 

[vinylweatherman]

What do you mean, like this?

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I've only hit it the once - and it didn't give me a repeat
(Which is a bit strange cos currys normally do... )


Absolutely!
All the features on this one are crap except Vindaloot & Curry go Round.
But I don't think you can force it, you just have to be lucky enough to be playing when it randomly decides it's going to pay out!

I was playing once when it went mental and it gave me some sort of a win on about 20 consecutive spins (including 2 x Vindaloot), proof, if any were needed, that these slots are totally NOT random in the same way as MG's video slots are.
KK

It had probably taken alot of money from other players earlier in the day.

One trick is to turn the volume way up, and see if you can hear it "backing" as you make another deposit into the casino, if so, it is probably nearly ready for the streak. Provided you are not compelled to collect any of the prizes, you should be able to force it. You could also try turning down a few of the top jackpots, and then wait until it just spins straight in, as this should repeat until the casino is empty.

 

[Jody Nustedt]

It had probably taken alot of money from other players earlier in the day.

One trick is to turn the volume way up, and see if you can hear it "backing" as you make another deposit into the casino, if so, it is probably nearly ready for the streak. Provided you are not compelled to collect any of the prizes, you should be able to force it. You could also try turning down a few of the top jackpots, and then wait until it just spins straight in, as this should repeat until the casino is empty.

LOL, but where do you put the refill key?

 

[vinylweatherman]

LOL, but where do you put the refill key?

Easy, you can get a USB Refill key reader, and this allows access to the operator options, including when the last jackpot was won, and whether by KK or not. With the deluxe version, you can see the current payout percentage and the target percentage, and how much money is left in the casino, expressed as how far short of "full" the casino is.

Unfortunately, refill keys are specific to individual casino groups, and so far I only have one for Purple Lounge, but it works a treat on the video slots as well

 

[KasinoKing]

One trick is to turn the volume way up, and see if you can hear it "backing" as you make another deposit into the casino, if so, it is probably nearly ready for the streak. Provided you are not compelled to collect any of the prizes, you should be able to force it. You could also try turning down a few of the top jackpots, and then wait until it just spins straight in, as this should repeat until the casino is empty.
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Easy, you can get a USB Refill key reader, and this allows access to the operator options, including when the last jackpot was won, and whether by KK or not. With the deluxe version, you can see the current payout percentage and the target percentage, and how much money is left in the casino, expressed as how far short of "full" the casino is.

Unfortunately, refill keys are specific to individual casino groups, and so far I only have one for Purple Lounge, but it works a treat on the video slots as well

Too funny! :yahoo:

(I just hope no-one (who doesn't know fruities) reading this takes this seriously!)

 

[HUNTS!!!!!]

Too funny! :yahoo:

(I just hope no-one (who doesn't know fruities) reading this takes this seriously!)

dammit and i searched all over the net for 1 even ebay.......








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