Finally, The Six Answers We Have All Been Waiting For

[just play]

*If you get offended easily, don't read.*





FINALLY, THE SIX ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:



Q:WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.


Q:WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire and call it a...
"Good Year"!!!


Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...


Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

 

[Brooklyn]

:notworthy

OMG I spit my coffee out! LOL Thanks for that, I needed a good laugh today.

 

[kakata]

I have a very big nose....and never had that kind of accident....how come???

 

[kakata]

some bad friend will say.....cause the wall was only 3 feet high...

 

[Brooklyn]

Kakata, your posts are priceless, I love reading them, LOL

I have a very big nose....and never had that kind of accident....how come???

 

[Zack]

That was good Needed a Laugh
Thankyou

 

[kakata]

@just play
I didnt know this side of yours.....well there are couple more......

Tx Mommy

 

[just play]

@just play
I didnt know this side of yours.....well there are couple more......

:lick:

 

[silcnlayc]

I made my husband sit there and listen while I read the list to him and when I got to this one...I couldn't read it for laffing so hard...

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

I finally got enough breath back to finally read it to him and he was not very amused with all my laffing after all on this one....but when I saw his face...I laughed all the harder and omg....this was one of those "Depends" moments you don't get very often..I wish I owned a package and had one on at that very moment!

Thank you for the best laugh in a long time...


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