1) The "Lurker" - Never posts anything or comments on your posts,but reads everything and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.
2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
3) "Mr./Ms. Popular" - Has 4367 friends for NO reason.
4) The "Gamer" - Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc� ALL DAY!
5) The "Prophet" - Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.
6) The "Thief" - Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one.
7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
8) The "Collector" - Never posts anything either, but joins every groupand becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The "Liker" - Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the "Like" button.
11) The "Hater" - Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and swears that people are trying to ruin their life.
12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person would benefit greatly from Spell Check. Sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really can�t spell.
13) "Drama Queen/King" - This person always posts stuff like, "I can'tbelieve this!" or, "They�re gonna make me snap today!" in the hopes that you will ask �What's wrong?�.
14) The "Rooster" - Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" everyday.
15) The "Chef" - The one that has to post every meal that they're cooking.
16) The "Weather Man"- posts the obvious change in weather just in case you don't have tv/radio or windows
2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.
3) "Mr./Ms. Popular" - Has 4367 friends for NO reason.
4) The "Gamer" - Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc� ALL DAY!
5) The "Prophet" - Every post makes reference to God or Jesus.
6) The "Thief" - Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one.
7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
8) The "Collector" - Never posts anything either, but joins every groupand becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The "Liker" - Never actually says anything, buy always clicks the "Like" button.
11) The "Hater" - Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and swears that people are trying to ruin their life.
12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person would benefit greatly from Spell Check. Sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really can�t spell.
13) "Drama Queen/King" - This person always posts stuff like, "I can'tbelieve this!" or, "They�re gonna make me snap today!" in the hopes that you will ask �What's wrong?�.
14) The "Rooster" - Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" everyday.
15) The "Chef" - The one that has to post every meal that they're cooking.
16) The "Weather Man"- posts the obvious change in weather just in case you don't have tv/radio or windows
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