BingoT
Nurses love to give shots
- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Easter Jokes,..
Happy Easter Everyone here at CM's
God Bless
Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a small chicken!
What do you call a rabbit that tells excellent jokes?
A: An amusing bunny!
What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail!
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare plane!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur clean?
A: With a hare brush!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!
How do you know carrots are excellent for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare-dryer!
How does a rabbit keep his fur looking excellent?
A: With hare spray!
Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!
What kinds of books do bunnies like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a terrible hare day!
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
A: An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain!
Happy Easter Everyone here at CM's
God Bless
Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a small chicken!
What do you call a rabbit that tells excellent jokes?
A: An amusing bunny!
What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail!
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare plane!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur clean?
A: With a hare brush!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!
How do you know carrots are excellent for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare-dryer!
How does a rabbit keep his fur looking excellent?
A: With hare spray!
Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!
What kinds of books do bunnies like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a terrible hare day!
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
A: An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain!
