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- Aug 26, 2010
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- Old bag lady with a laptop
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Does It Hurt?
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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her
first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She
replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will
childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy
to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
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The Dentist
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Man goes to see dentist and asks "How much to pull two wisdom teeth?"
Dentist says "$100.00."
Man says, "too much. Can't you do it for less?"
Dentist says "I can do it for $50 if I cut out the novacaine."
Man says, "that's better but still too much. Can't we do it any cheaper?"
Dentist says, "I could let my trainee do it for $20 but she has never pulled a tooth before and it would be quite painful."
Man says, "That's great. Schedule my wife for next Tuesday."
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I cracked up on the first one!
Happy Hump Day!! Commence Humping!
Does It Hurt?
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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her
first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She
replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will
childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy
to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?," she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
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The Dentist
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Man goes to see dentist and asks "How much to pull two wisdom teeth?"
Dentist says "$100.00."
Man says, "too much. Can't you do it for less?"
Dentist says "I can do it for $50 if I cut out the novacaine."
Man says, "that's better but still too much. Can't we do it any cheaper?"
Dentist says, "I could let my trainee do it for $20 but she has never pulled a tooth before and it would be quite painful."
Man says, "That's great. Schedule my wife for next Tuesday."
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I cracked up on the first one!
Happy Hump Day!! Commence Humping!
