- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Location
- the land of snow and maple syrup
A farmer buys a young rooster.
As soon as it gets to the farmhouse, it rushes out and has sex with all the 150 Hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the rooster again has sex with all 150 Hens. The farmer isn't so much impressed as a little worried.
Come dinner, the rooster goes and has sex yet again with all 150 hens...then moves on to the ducks, geese, a couple swans in the lake, and a few stray pigeons. The farmer is flabbergasted.
The rooster unsteadily wanders off and the farmer goes out looking for it.
He finds it in the road, exhausted, eyes closed, tongue lolling out and half-dead, with vultures circling overhead.
"Serves you right, you horny bastard', says the farmer.
The rooster opens one eye and says 'sssh, let them land first'.
As soon as it gets to the farmhouse, it rushes out and has sex with all the 150 Hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the rooster again has sex with all 150 Hens. The farmer isn't so much impressed as a little worried.
Come dinner, the rooster goes and has sex yet again with all 150 hens...then moves on to the ducks, geese, a couple swans in the lake, and a few stray pigeons. The farmer is flabbergasted.
The rooster unsteadily wanders off and the farmer goes out looking for it.
He finds it in the road, exhausted, eyes closed, tongue lolling out and half-dead, with vultures circling overhead.
"Serves you right, you horny bastard', says the farmer.
The rooster opens one eye and says 'sssh, let them land first'.
