- Joined
- Apr 24, 2004
- Location
- A Vault!
A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot
of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a
much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr.. Lee.
The following day he received the following report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house. he come to house.
I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree. I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
No fee,
Chen Lee
of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a
much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr.. Lee.
The following day he received the following report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. I watch house. he come to house.
I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree. I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
No fee,
Chen Lee
