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[mcgameboy]

So then, I got this e-mail from Casino Room this morning. Naturally, the subject line (in the top half of the message) got my attention.



Then I read the small print at the bottom.....



Uhm......yeah. Way to go from attention-grabbing to totally underwhelming in under 30 seconds. That was before I realised something else....I'd only be able to wager that bonus on Netent games! So I would have to do a wager of £10,000 on a starting balance of £200. On NETENT?!?! GTFO!!

It's almost enough to make want to create a poll. Something along these lines....

Q. What emote would sum up your feelings once you saw the WR on this bonus?

A.
B.
C.
D.
E.
F. All of the above

In all seriousness though, this is embarrassingly poor from a casino which is CM accredited with an 8.2 rating. Their WR on bonuses used to be 45 times the bonus, which was already very uncompetitive.
Now they have more than doubled the WR.

Come on Casino Room, surely you can do way better than this?

 

[dunover]

At least they've been honest about it how shite it is, unlike say Next and Casino Luck both of whom boast 45xB or whatever, only to list 90% of their slots as 50% contributors thus making it 80 or 90x B. Or Casumo's 50% match, which is effectively 90x B.

 

[mcgameboy]

At least they've been honest about it how shite it is, unlike say Next and Casino Luck both of whom boast 45xB or whatever, only to list 90% of their slots as 50% contributors thus making it 80 or 90x B. Or Casumo's 50% match, which is effectively 90x B.

Well I guess they have lol. But it's a woeful attempt at luring a player back (I've only made two deposits there since June, and both were made without taking a bonus).
That happened for a reason, bonuses were rarely offered and had restrictions (ie the Netent only I mentioned in the OP).
And their game catalogue does not measure up to those at my regular haunts, like GUTS, Rizk, Bet365 and Royal Panda.

I can't really say much about Next or Casino Luck, as I've never had an account at either.

As for Casumo, they have a game which pays out at 105% for spawny affiliate twat-types, which makes 90 x B wagering a cakewalk. So that's alright then.

 

[dunover]

Well I guess they have lol. But it's a woeful attempt at luring a player back (I've only made two deposits there since June, and both were made without taking a bonus).
That happened for a reason, bonuses were rarely offered and had restrictions (ie the Netent only I mentioned in the OP).
And their game catalogue does not measure up to those at my regular haunts, like GUTS, Rizk, Bet365 and Royal Panda.

I can't really say much about Next or Casino Luck, as I've never had an account at either.

As for Casumo, they have a game which pays out at 105% for spawny affiliate twat-types, which makes 90 x B wagering a cakewalk. So that's alright then.

Yes, the special 'affiliate RTP' I get on that megaways slot, er.. I forget the name but it's in my videos and I have had the odd win on it. Perhaps you can remind me? I'd hate to have to mention 5-reel sheiss sturmen again....

 

[mcgameboy]

The name escapes me.....I think it's called Break Da BTG Bank Again.

 

[dunover]

The name escapes me.....I think it's called Break Da BTG Bank Again.

Ah yes, that one. I have since busted 900 euros in it from the 3-4k I won, so the fun's over now and I'm quitting while ahead.

 

[Jono777]

I fucked off ages ago when I saw their 45x - So they can imagine my reaction to 100x

Possibly take a suicidal challenge on if we could play ALL games but even I ain't that brave or stupid

pathetic promotion and pathetic terms

There's a big shock in the pipeline for lots of the accredited casinos, an attraction which will draw in LOTS of customers to a safe (but not presently accredited) group.

Fair terms already in place, watch this space.....