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Discussion in 'Online Casino Bonuses' started by mcgameboy, Mar 22, 2018.

    Mar 22, 2018
  1. mcgameboy

    mcgameboy Screenieholic & Essayist mm2

    Occupation:
    Casual Stocktaker (Inventory Counter)
    Location:
    Belfast
    So then, I got this e-mail from Casino Room this morning. Naturally, the subject line (in the top half of the message) got my attention.

    Casino Room 100% up to 100%: CasinoRoomlamebonustophalf.jpg,Mar 22, 2018

    Then I read the small print at the bottom.....

    Casino Room 100% up to 100%: CasinoRoomlamebonusbottomhalf.jpg,Mar 22, 2018

    Uhm......yeah. Way to go from attention-grabbing to totally underwhelming in under 30 seconds. That was before I realised something else....I'd only be able to wager that bonus on Netent games! So I would have to do a wager of £10,000 on a starting balance of £200. On NETENT?!?! GTFO!!

    It's almost enough to make want to create a poll. Something along these lines....

    Q. What emote would sum up your feelings once you saw the WR on this bonus?

    A. :(
    B. :mad:
    C. :eek:
    D. :rolleyes:
    E. :lolup:
    F. All of the above

    In all seriousness though, this is embarrassingly poor from a casino which is CM accredited with an 8.2 rating. Their WR on bonuses used to be 45 times the bonus, which was already very uncompetitive.
    Now they have more than doubled the WR.

    Come on Casino Room, surely you can do way better than this?
     
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  2. Mar 22, 2018
  3. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    At least they've been honest about it how shite it is, unlike say Next and Casino Luck both of whom boast 45xB or whatever, only to list 90% of their slots as 50% contributors thus making it 80 or 90x B. Or Casumo's 50% match, which is effectively 90x B.
     
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  4. Mar 22, 2018
  5. mcgameboy

    mcgameboy Screenieholic & Essayist mm2

    Occupation:
    Casual Stocktaker (Inventory Counter)
    Location:
    Belfast
    Well I guess they have lol. But it's a woeful attempt at luring a player back (I've only made two deposits there since June, and both were made without taking a bonus).
    That happened for a reason, bonuses were rarely offered and had restrictions (ie the Netent only I mentioned in the OP).
    And their game catalogue does not measure up to those at my regular haunts, like GUTS, Rizk, Bet365 and Royal Panda.

    I can't really say much about Next or Casino Luck, as I've never had an account at either.

    As for Casumo, they have a game which pays out at 105% for spawny affiliate twat-types, which makes 90 x B wagering a cakewalk. So that's alright then. :p
     
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  6. Mar 22, 2018
  7. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall

    Yes, the special 'affiliate RTP' I get on that megaways slot, er.. I forget the name but it's in my videos and I have had the odd win on it. Perhaps you can remind me? I'd hate to have to mention 5-reel sheiss sturmen again....
     
  8. Mar 22, 2018
  9. mcgameboy

    mcgameboy Screenieholic & Essayist mm2

    Occupation:
    Casual Stocktaker (Inventory Counter)
    Location:
    Belfast
    The name escapes me.....I think it's called Break Da BTG Bank Again.
     
  10. Mar 22, 2018
  11. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    Ah yes, that one. I have since busted 900 euros in it from the 3-4k I won, so the fun's over now and I'm quitting while ahead.
     
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  12. Mar 22, 2018
  13. Jono777

    Jono777 Meister Member CAG mm4 mm1

    Occupation:
    Self- Employeed
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    I fucked off ages ago when I saw their 45x - So they can imagine my reaction to 100x

    Possibly take a suicidal challenge on if we could play ALL games but even I ain't that brave or stupid

    :rolleyes: pathetic promotion and pathetic terms

    There's a big shock in the pipeline for lots of the accredited casinos, an attraction which will draw in LOTS of customers to a safe (but not presently accredited) group.

    Fair terms already in place, watch this space.....
     

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