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Casino Blues

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by bebo67, Jun 8, 2016.

    Jun 8, 2016
  1. bebo67

    bebo67 Meister Member MM PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    Im on Google and write. Thats all you need to know
    Location:
    Ontario Canada
    If you could make a casino blues song, how would it start off? Mine would be.
    I got the casino blues, how bout you's?
    I got the casino blues, every time I lose
    Id pick my nose for that nugget of gold
    Sell my hat to the big phat cat
    Play my spoons for the Texas tycoons
    Cause I got the blues, the casino blues.lol:p
     
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  2. Jun 8, 2016
  3. dionysus

    dionysus can turn wine into water CAG MM

    Occupation:
    n/a
    Location:
    I'm a Canucklehead
    If you aren't careful digging for gold up there, you might start pouring rubies
     
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  4. Jun 8, 2016
  5. bebo67

    bebo67 Meister Member MM PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    Im on Google and write. Thats all you need to know
    Location:
    Ontario Canada
    hahaha, lets hear your song.
     
  6. Jun 8, 2016
  7. dionysus

    dionysus can turn wine into water CAG MM

    Occupation:
    n/a
    Location:
    I'm a Canucklehead
    Too early and not enough beer.
    Maybe if they were giving out prizes or something lol
     
  8. Jun 8, 2016
  9. bebo67

    bebo67 Meister Member MM PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    Im on Google and write. Thats all you need to know
    Location:
    Ontario Canada
    lol. Im bored, and wanted to hear how creative people can be.
     
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  10. Jun 8, 2016
  11. bebo67

    bebo67 Meister Member MM PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    Im on Google and write. Thats all you need to know
    Location:
    Ontario Canada
    Lol. I guess no one has the casino blues.
     
  12. Jun 8, 2016
  13. goatwack

    goatwack Praise the Sun! CAG

    Occupation:
    Stuntman
    Location:
    Londonia
    third scatter has left me, I got them casino blues,

    third scatter has left me, I got them casino blues,

    DOA wilds ain't stickin,

    Thor gave me a lickin',

    my wife has left me for the postman and I think I might be bustin'

    third scatter has left me, I got them casino blues,

    third scatter has left me, I got them casino blues,

    oh and Immortal Romance can just FUCK OFF
     
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  14. Jun 8, 2016
  15. geordiecolin

    geordiecolin Senior Member CAG PABnononaccred mm4

    Occupation:
    Manager
    Location:
    West Sussex
    I would simply play Kenny Rogers "the gambler" backwards. That way I would get my house back,my dog back, my kids back,my car and my money back
     
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  16. Jun 8, 2016
  17. bebo67

    bebo67 Meister Member MM PABnonaccred

    Occupation:
    Im on Google and write. Thats all you need to know
    Location:
    Ontario Canada
    Here is a Casino blue story. Two weeks ago I bought a 3 dollar scratch ticket. I won $1020.00, yay right? I couldnt cash it because I did a self exclusion with OLG 4 years ago. So I asked this girl I knew from growing up if I gave here 150 dollars could she cash it. She said sure, on the way to Toronto she said it went up to 200 dollars, I thought okay, I was still 800 ahead. She handed the ticket in, got the cheque, gave me 500 ( thats her daily bank limit). I never heard from her again. She deleted and blocked me on facebook, and lives over a hour away from me. At least I was 500 ahead as oppose to nothing. Lesson learned though.
     
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  18. Jun 8, 2016
  19. dunover

    dunover Unofficial T&C's Editor Staff Member CAG PABnononaccred PABnonaccred PABinit mm3 webmeister

    Occupation:
    International Money Launderer
    Location:
    the bus shelter, opposite GCHQ Benhall
    That third scatter ain't coming in for me
    you know how bad these things can be,
    this evening the missus chucked me,
    then the Rhino went and fucked me
    now Jack Daniels is all I can see....

    (chorus some blues bollocks)

    My head'll be bangin' at dawn,
    all I got left is internet porn
    soon my wrist'll be aching
    that Rhino ain't-a-breaking
    now I wish I was not born....

    (more blues bollocks)
     
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  20. Jun 8, 2016
  21. fun4all

    fun4all Senior Member

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    Location:
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    This
     
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