Casino Blues

[bebo67]

If you could make a casino blues song, how would it start off? Mine would be.
I got the casino blues, how bout you's?
I got the casino blues, every time I lose
Id pick my nose for that nugget of gold
Sell my hat to the big phat cat
Play my spoons for the Texas tycoons
Cause I got the blues, the casino blues.lol

 

[dionysus]

If you aren't careful digging for gold up there, you might start pouring rubies

 

[bebo67]

If you aren't careful digging for gold up there, you might start pouring rubies

hahaha, lets hear your song.

 

[dionysus]

Too early and not enough beer.
Maybe if they were giving out prizes or something lol

 

[bebo67]

Too early and not enough beer.
Maybe if they were giving out prizes or something lol

lol. Im bored, and wanted to hear how creative people can be.

 

[bebo67]

Lol. I guess no one has the casino blues.

 

[goatwack]

third scatter has left me, I got them casino blues,

third scatter has left me, I got them casino blues,

DOA wilds ain't stickin,

Thor gave me a lickin',

my wife has left me for the postman and I think I might be bustin'

third scatter has left me, I got them casino blues,

third scatter has left me, I got them casino blues,

oh and Immortal Romance can just FUCK OFF

 

[geordiecolin]

I would simply play Kenny Rogers "the gambler" backwards. That way I would get my house back,my dog back, my kids back,my car and my money back

 

[bebo67]

I would simply play Kenny Rogers "the gambler" backwards. That way I would get my house back,my dog back, my kids back,my car and my money back

Here is a Casino blue story. Two weeks ago I bought a 3 dollar scratch ticket. I won $1020.00, yay right? I couldnt cash it because I did a self exclusion with OLG 4 years ago. So I asked this girl I knew from growing up if I gave here 150 dollars could she cash it. She said sure, on the way to Toronto she said it went up to 200 dollars, I thought okay, I was still 800 ahead. She handed the ticket in, got the cheque, gave me 500 ( thats her daily bank limit). I never heard from her again. She deleted and blocked me on facebook, and lives over a hour away from me. At least I was 500 ahead as oppose to nothing. Lesson learned though.

 

[dunover]

That third scatter ain't coming in for me
you know how bad these things can be,
this evening the missus chucked me,
then the Rhino went and fucked me
now Jack Daniels is all I can see....

(chorus some blues bollocks)

My head'll be bangin' at dawn,
all I got left is internet porn
soon my wrist'll be aching
that Rhino ain't-a-breaking
now I wish I was not born....

(more blues bollocks)

 

[fun4all]

oh and Immortal Romance can just FUCK OFF

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