Simmo!
Interesting point. I'd always assumed Darth was a guy - sensitive, caring, compassionate and quite logical - "if it moves, kill it". Plus don't try and tell me that helmet is anything other than a symbol of male fertility!
PS. You just read that Betroyal thread too didnt you
Another fair point. And at the risk of also upsetting Vortran, a new option has been added
winbig72
Actually Darth could be considered a Cyborg..he ended up more machine than human
Hrrrmmmph!!!
I truly deserve my own category. Being labelled a "cyborg" is so limiting. Besides, it's my world-bending mind that makes the decisions, and NOT all of this fancy wiring. Again, I'm being completely type-casted.
No matter, I can't win with you people. My trying to play the role of "good guy" in my most recent posts obviously meant little to you. I have yet to receive my U.S. Citizenship, and I plan on deploying a heard of Wampas into the downtown part of Washington D.C. if I don't get anything soon. I was even considering converting to Judaism, in hopes of winning over Steven Spielberg (I'd like to expand on my present body of work). I got as far as the "Bris", and it came down to this.
a) If I had ALL of my tools in all the right places (completely intact), that's the last thing I would want to do to myself.
b) Being poured with molten hot lava (again) sounds better to me, than to go through that.
c) If they were to use my lightsaber to perform that specified task, I'd only trust Obiwan Kenobi to have the proper hand-eye coordination to get the job done. And, in case you were wondering, he's the last guy I'd trust with a saber around that general vicinity of my body.
d) If I DO go through this, convert to Judaism, land a role in one of Spielberg's upcoming hits, what will this do to my relationship with Lucas? Although Lucas and Spielberg are "friends" (more like frenemies), and that they were okay with boy-toy Han Solo to play Indiana Jones as well as Agent Decker, will Lucas allow another Star Wars character to branch out (with his consent), and mold himself outside of the world by which he created?
That's it. Enough is enough! No more wasting times trying to defend and explain myself to you. You'll never completely understand me.
If your satellites and telescopes are still in operation by the time you read this, you'll be reduced to tears to know that I'm leaning heavily towards taking out EARTH (again), and I will only spare Simmo!, Lucas, Spielberg, Miss Piggy (I was touched by her performance in "Pigs In Space"), Captain Crunch, Captain Stoobing, and Captain Highliner (Admiral Piett has been a real downer as of late), Don Knotts (Moff Tarkin's future replacement), Cobra Commander, John Williams, John Glenn, Gary Glitter, the trustworthy droid from "Short Circuit", Buzz Aldran, Kelly LeBrock in "Weird Science" :notworthy (our computers can't create women like that... yet... believe me, I've been TRYING), and of course stealing the ships that were used in "Space: 1999", "The Black Hole", "2010", "Mac & Me", "Battlestar Galactica" and of course "Buck Rogers" (most of which will be swiped off of several of the Universal Studios warehouses), the Andy Warhol's "Campbell Soup Can" painting, episodes from seasons 2 and 3 of "Empty Nest", and the entire O.J. Simpson trial on VHS. My "Vader's List" is almost complete... The rest of Earth is useless to me.
Vader
