Boy vs Girl?

What are you?

  • I'm a girl

    Votes: 12 15.8%
  • I'm a boy

    Votes: 26 34.2%
  • I'm a girl but wanna be a boy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm a boy but wanna be a girl

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm both but you can't stop nature

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • I'm Swedish, I'm open to suggestions

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm Spearmaster, I'm too old to tell now

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • Baaaaaa!

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • I'm German, ist this ein serious question?

    Votes: 5 6.6%
  • I'm Canadian, how do I tell?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm English and its a bit off you asking to be perfectly honest old chap

    Votes: 4 5.3%
  • I'm A Brazilian. No wait...sorry...I have a Brazilian. Does that answer the question?

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • I'm Dutch. You show me yours, I'll show you mine.

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • I'm in the US. Let me just check with the government I'm allowed to answer that.

    Votes: 14 18.4%
  • I'm Danish. Do i have to answer twice and submit photo ID?

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • I'm JohnSteed and there's not enough room for my answer. Sorry.

    Votes: 2 2.6%
  • Play at Brandy Casino. They're brilliant!

    Votes: 1 1.3%
  • I'm the REAL Spearmaster & I'm too damn ugly for this poll :D

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm a cyborg. Devoid of both erectional facilitator and depth sensor.

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • Total voters
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Pinababy69 said:
I'm thinking you're talking to me? Typo, that's okay, lol. And if you are, by all means, we can take em. Men don't scare me. :p

Sidenote - See how dumb I am? I didn't even know you were a girl Venetian. All right, another one for the good guys. :D


I guess it's hard to identify who the 'girls' are except for Mary and Slotchik although the latter has been absent for quite awhile.


Simmo, can you segregate the poll into 2 parts ie with the first 5 options being compulsory (choose 1 only) and the 2nd part to contain the other options. Otherwise, you may not get the true girls vs boys result.
 

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Hmmm,

Since its boys vs girls, can Bryan convince 32 RED to organise 3 poker freerolls, one for the ladies,one for the guys and the finale where the top 5 gals battle with the 5 top guys. Ready for a fight, eh fellows?
 

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Pinababy69 said:
You know Simmo...you must be psychic or GMTA...because earlier today I was thinking of starting a thread to determine the ratio of female to male posters here at CM. It sure does seem like the girls are outnumbered by quite a bit. Although I'm sure I remember Bryan saying that most of the forum readers were female? Anyway, by looking at the results for now, it looks like I'm right....8 to 2. I guess CM really is a Boy's Club.



I'm a girl :D
 

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This is one of those typical polls that only deal in absolutes and you are just so limited in your choice of answer. It's all black and white and you don't find the flavor that uniquely suits you, except for Spearmaster, of course. So, after much pondering, a lengthy consultation with an online psychic for $1.99 per minute, and hesitating to tick off the Brandy Casino choice i had to settle for "I am a girl".

But it just doesn't cut it. It just doesn't do justice to the species. I mean there is the girl who wanna have fun, the material girl, Georgy girl, naughty girl :thumbsup:, girl from Ipanema, mystery girl, dream girl, the girl who's pretty smart for a girl. But there ain't a girl who wanna be a boy unless she's nuts and then she should vote Brazilian here.

So, thanks Simmo, for throwing me in the depth of an existential crisis. Where's Jean Paul when you need him? (he's probably at the launderette with those housewives from M Python)

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . W H A T A M I ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 

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spearmaster said:
... and how would you know that there is no semblance of realism? ;)

Bryan sent me this as a reward for knocking him out of the freeroll a few weeks ago ...

casinomeister said:
I have a special cookie that's loaded onto your computer that causes your monitor to act as a mini camera for me. I can see you, but you can't see me. Ingenious, eh?

Do you really want me to go into details? ;) :eek2: :eek:
 

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managra said:
...i had to settle for "I am a girl"...

...So, thanks Simmo, for throwing me in the depth of an existential crisis.

Don't blame me...by your own admission, you were already there ;)


cjb said:
I'm a girl...but I'm old...oh,well

Hello? Spear?
 

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andyhinckley said:
No reply from our friend Darth Vader yet Simmo! as i can't see an option for him??

Interesting point. I'd always assumed Darth was a guy - sensitive, caring, compassionate and quite logical - "if it moves, kill it". Plus don't try and tell me that helmet is anything other than a symbol of male fertility!

PS. You just read that Betroyal thread too didnt you :)
 
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Thought I was a girl, but being Canadian, now I'm not so sure. May have to change my answer on the poll when CM looks at me through his magic mirror. :oops:
 

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Dewberry said:
Thought I was a girl, but being Canadian, now I'm not so sure. May have to change my answer on the poll when CM looks at me through his magic mirror. :oops:
She's a girl :thumbsup:
 

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Simmo! said:
Interesting point. I'd always assumed Darth was a guy - sensitive, caring, compassionate and quite logical - "if it moves, kill it". Plus don't try and tell me that helmet is anything other than a symbol of male fertility!


Actually Darth could be considered a Cyborg..he ended up more machine than human ;)
 

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winbig72 said:
Actually Darth could be considered a Cyborg..he ended up more machine than human ;)

Another fair point. And at the risk of also upsetting Vortran, a new option has been added :thumbsup:
 

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The questions for Canadian should be "I'm Canadian, how do I tell, eh?" and the Dutch should also be asked what brand of dope they smoke.
 

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GrandMaster said:
The questions for Canadian should be "I'm Canadian, how do I tell, eh?" and the Dutch should also be asked what brand of dope they smoke.

Well I am Dutch and Canadian, this must explain my total state of confusion. I didn't know you were supposed to smoke the dope....I went and married it. :oops:
 

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Simmo!

Interesting point. I'd always assumed Darth was a guy - sensitive, caring, compassionate and quite logical - "if it moves, kill it". Plus don't try and tell me that helmet is anything other than a symbol of male fertility!

PS. You just read that Betroyal thread too didnt you :)

Another fair point. And at the risk of also upsetting Vortran, a new option has been added :thumbsup:


winbig72

Actually Darth could be considered a Cyborg..he ended up more machine than human ;)


Hrrrmmmph!!!

I truly deserve my own category. Being labelled a "cyborg" is so limiting. Besides, it's my world-bending mind that makes the decisions, and NOT all of this fancy wiring. Again, I'm being completely type-casted.

No matter, I can't win with you people. My trying to play the role of "good guy" in my most recent posts obviously meant little to you. I have yet to receive my U.S. Citizenship, and I plan on deploying a heard of Wampas into the downtown part of Washington D.C. if I don't get anything soon. I was even considering converting to Judaism, in hopes of winning over Steven Spielberg (I'd like to expand on my present body of work). I got as far as the "Bris", and it came down to this.

a) If I had ALL of my tools in all the right places (completely intact), that's the last thing I would want to do to myself.

b) Being poured with molten hot lava (again) sounds better to me, than to go through that.

c) If they were to use my lightsaber to perform that specified task, I'd only trust Obiwan Kenobi to have the proper hand-eye coordination to get the job done. And, in case you were wondering, he's the last guy I'd trust with a saber around that general vicinity of my body.

d) If I DO go through this, convert to Judaism, land a role in one of Spielberg's upcoming hits, what will this do to my relationship with Lucas? Although Lucas and Spielberg are "friends" (more like frenemies), and that they were okay with boy-toy Han Solo to play Indiana Jones as well as Agent Decker, will Lucas allow another Star Wars character to branch out (with his consent), and mold himself outside of the world by which he created?


That's it. Enough is enough! No more wasting times trying to defend and explain myself to you. You'll never completely understand me. :mad:

If your satellites and telescopes are still in operation by the time you read this, you'll be reduced to tears to know that I'm leaning heavily towards taking out EARTH (again), and I will only spare Simmo!, Lucas, Spielberg, Miss Piggy (I was touched by her performance in "Pigs In Space"), Captain Crunch, Captain Stoobing, and Captain Highliner (Admiral Piett has been a real downer as of late), Don Knotts (Moff Tarkin's future replacement), Cobra Commander, John Williams, John Glenn, Gary Glitter, the trustworthy droid from "Short Circuit", Buzz Aldran, Kelly LeBrock in "Weird Science" :notworthy (our computers can't create women like that... yet... believe me, I've been TRYING), and of course stealing the ships that were used in "Space: 1999", "The Black Hole", "2010", "Mac & Me", "Battlestar Galactica" and of course "Buck Rogers" (most of which will be swiped off of several of the Universal Studios warehouses), the Andy Warhol's "Campbell Soup Can" painting, episodes from seasons 2 and 3 of "Empty Nest", and the entire O.J. Simpson trial on VHS. My "Vader's List" is almost complete... The rest of Earth is useless to me.


Vader
 
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tennis_balls said:
spotted this bizarre thread from way back and just had to bump it after voting for Steed
Grave digger! :D

I'd forgotten what I voted, then remembered I'm the Brazilian - but I've never been to South America in my life! :rolleyes:
 

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Grave digger! :D

I'd forgotten what I voted, then remembered I'm the Brazilian - but I've never been to South America in my life! :rolleyes:

I'm starting to learn more towards " I'm in the US. Let me just check with the government I'm allowed to answer that."

....can I change my answer??? :D
 

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tennis_balls said:
spotted this bizarre thread from way back and just had to bump it after voting for Steed

Imposter! You can't be John Steed. There is only one. And besides, you posts are way to short! Stop skewing this informative and revealing set of results :p

KasinoKing said:
Grave digger! :D

I'd forgotten what I voted, then remembered I'm the Brazilian - but I've never been to South America in my life! :rolleyes:

Erm. Actually. The meaning of "Brazilian" here is more leaning towards the "revealing you're a girl" thing, if you get my drift ;)

winbig said:
....can I change my answer???

Only if the op was succesful ;)
 
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