Bitch In The Kitchen

[Pinababy69]

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...because this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language!" Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...

"All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon!"

She heard her little darling continue...
"and for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,

"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the bitch in the kitchen..."

 

[winbig]

haha....

PS: I know I'm gonna catch so much slack for it, but I changed my avatar

*hint hint* pinababy

 

[tennis_balls]

PS: I know I'm gonna catch so much slack for it, but I changed my avatar

if that cat is not declawed, then you're an even bigger gambler than I thought

 

[BingoT]

Bitchin' in the Kitchen

Bitchin' in the Kitchen
Very Funny

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[cheekymonkey]

haha....
PS: I know I'm gonna catch so much slack for it, but I changed my avatar

Hey, you're a good looking fella winbig.

Brave man to post your pic!

JFTR, I'm not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay - you know what I mean. My best friend is gay blah blah blah etc....

 

[tennis_balls]

Bitch In The Kitchen............................freak in the sheets!

 

[cheekymonkey]

Bitch In The Kitchen............................freak in the sheets!

 

[BingoT]

Bitch In The Kitchen............................freak in the sheets!

Must be cooking fish n chips & Bitch In The Kitchen............................

 

[Pinababy69]

PS: I know I'm gonna catch so much slack for it, but I changed my avatar

*hint hint* pinababy

LOL...I didn't get the *hint* at first, I thought you wanted something else (mind in the gutter). You want me to post my pic right? Hmmm..not sure, forums can be cruel, lol. Doesn't matter how you look, there's usually always someone who wants to take a potshot at ya, just cause they have nothing better to do. Didn't Slotchic post her pic a couple of years ago, and got a hard time for it? Maybe we should start a thread in Wild Cards where everyone can post a pic? In the meantime, if you're a really good boy, I'll send you one, how's that?

Hey, you're a good looking fella winbig.

Brave man to post your pic!

JFTR, I'm not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay - you know what I mean. My best friend is gay blah blah blah etc....

Cheeky, you're so cute......

Bitch In The Kitchen............................freak in the sheets!

Isn't that what men want?

 

[cheekymonkey]

Cheeky, you're so cute......

(Blush).

Come to think of it, don't you think winbig looks like that guy out of 'My name is Earl...'.

 

[Pinababy69]

(Blush).

Come to think of it, don't you think winbig looks like that guy out of 'My name is Earl...'.

ROFL...yessssssssss!!! I don't watch the show, but I know who you mean. OMG, too funny. BTW Winbig, that's not a bad thing, in case you haven't seen the show.

 

[tennis_balls]

yes....i agree that it's high-time we all use our actual pics for avatars

 

[Pinababy69]

yes....i agree that it's high-time we all use our actual pics for avatars

Not a Brad Pitt fan....gimme Viggo Mortensen in LOTR, now he floats my boat.

 

[tennis_balls]

i think winbig is already using an old pic of Viggo

 

[winbig]

if that cat is not declawed, then you're an even bigger gambler than I thought

Declawing cats is CRUEL! It's the same thing as amputating YOUR finger at the first knuckle

i think winbig is already using an old pic of Viggo

Who?

 

[Pinababy69]

Who?

Viggo.....I'm not superficial and celebs don't as a rule catch my fancy, but Lord, gimme strength, lol.

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[winbig]

Bitchin' in the Kitchen
Very Funny

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That guy has a strong resemblance to Napolean Dynamite!

I also have a feeling that TB does also

 

[tennis_balls]

Vote for Pedro!

 

[Pinababy69]

Okay, I'll bite....who is Napoleon Dynamite?

 

[tennis_balls]

Napolean Dynamite

that's the title of a movie as well as the name of its main character

very funny movie and great for kids too

winbig likes it cause he looks a lot like Pedro.

 

[Pinababy69]

that's the title of a movie as well as the name of its main character

very funny movie and great for kids too

winbig likes it cause he looks a lot like Pedro.

Thanks t_b, I'll have to google it sometime, lol. And of course see what Pedro looks like, lol.